Originally Posted by
miles
I can't stand golf either. Alice Cooper and Iggy Pop might like it, but I'm not Alice Cooper and neither am I Iggy Pop. It takes too long to play and gets tedious too quickly. I don't know how to relax and just want to do anything other than bother with getting the ball into the hole. Watching it on TV is awful too. It's a bunch of middle aged men walking about swinging a club every 3-4 minutes. Where's the fun in that? I much prefer seeing men hit each other in the head. Now if they hit each other in the head with the clubs I might like it more. Golf courses are an incredible waste of good land too. I hope golf gets banned one of these days and that Tiger Woods gets sent to Guantanamo Bay for crimes against humanity.
Bah, I'm just going down the hyperbole route too because it's what I'm good at. I don't like golf, but I can see why empty middle aged people enjoy it. Golf fashion is really stupid though. All those banal sweaters and silly caps. What kind of person wears a cap? The only good thing about golf are those motorised carts. I want one of them.