Number 9: The Thick GirlQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
They say 'not a whale' which is where I disagree. The kinds of girls I like hang out in pods and have to be weighed in water.
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Number 9: The Thick GirlQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
They say 'not a whale' which is where I disagree. The kinds of girls I like hang out in pods and have to be weighed in water.
3, 7 and 9.
Fukking different types of 3 makes up for not doing more on the list.
Wasnt my roommate but a female friend of mines who i often frequented at due to the fact she always stocked up her fridge with booze on a friday ;D;D;DQuote:
Originally Posted by NamelessCan you develop a bit on more as why it is "kind of" and not a yes or a no?..Quote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer
Thick girls are only stupid enough to go with me.
Theres one missing form the list which should be taboo but unfortunatly (or fotunately whatever way you wanna look at it) ive been guilty of it, and thats 'Your mates daughter'. Now before im accused of perversion, this mate is just over 10yrs older than me and she was bout 6yrs younger and we were both in our 20s so it was legit, but a bit of a c**t the next day when reality hit home. Also she was the niece of 2 other mates and we all have a pint together so i was a bit worried it would get out.
Ive had a few on that list but the majority would be No12, which is omitted from the list, and that is drunken stranger sex. Madness when i look back on it now as im 2.4kids plus mortgage guy now
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Originally Posted by johnmaff36
We`ve all been there mate
That horrible moment when you wake up to a pounding headache and the realisation that your not in a bedroom youve ever been in before and theres someone next to you that resembles sister george :jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop:
Tell me about it. I woke up with a gargoyle before and sneaked out of the gaff with my shoes in my hands at about 5am, shaking my head at the standard to which id dropped to. It was freezing and i went to phone a taxi and realised i hadnt enough to get home. Had to put her on the shake to get some dosh for the taxi. It was funny thinking back because as i was waiting for her to rummage through her purse, we both knew fine well that i was trying to be a sneaky b*****d by doing a dissappearing actQuote:
Originally Posted by HattonTheHammerQuote:
Originally Posted by johnmaff36
We`ve all been there mate
That horrible moment when you wake up to a pounding headache and the realisation that your not in a bedroom youve ever been in before and theres someone next to you that resembles sister george :jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop:
I've done 3, 4 and 7 and I'm not proud about it. There are better women in the world than that.
Same as me, plus the fatties (thick girl).Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Actually not sure if I've done a Milf or not to be honest. I mean I've slept with plenty of girls who have had kids but if they are not older than you do they constitute a milf?
I very rarely sleep with girls my own age and never older so all the girls I have slept with, none of them seem milfish, even though some have had multiple kids, been divorced, still married etc.
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Originally Posted by BilboSame as me, plus the fatties (thick girl).Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Actually not sure if I've done a Milf or not to be honest. I mean I've slept with plenty of girls who have had kids but if they are not older than you do they constitute a milf?
I very rarely sleep with girls my own age and never older so all the girls I have slept with, none of them seem milfish, even though some have had multiple kids, been divorced, still married etc.
reason number 643825 to suggest bilbo is a bit...
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...05A_84112a.jpg
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Originally Posted by HattonTheHammerQuote:
Originally Posted by BilboSame as me, plus the fatties (thick girl).Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Actually not sure if I've done a Milf or not to be honest. I mean I've slept with plenty of girls who have had kids but if they are not older than you do they constitute a milf?
I very rarely sleep with girls my own age and never older so all the girls I have slept with, none of them seem milfish, even though some have had multiple kids, been divorced, still married etc.
reason number 643825 to suggest bilbo is a bit...
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...05A_84112a.jpg
ha nah but Im 36 now, all the girls Ive been with lately have been mid/late twenties.
That's all.
I never get that lucky....
They should add The Bridesmaid :-X
Never accomplished that one but I went to a wedding today and it was a whole college volleyball team, or the 5 hottest college volleyball players on the team at least in tight blue dresses, it would definitely inspire me to check that one off haha
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Originally Posted by BilboNumber 9: The Thick GirlQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
They say 'not a whale' which is where I disagree. The kinds of girls I like hang out in pods and have to be weighed in water.
Some of them are so big they have other women orbiting them.