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An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.
"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light.
One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something." The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and said “did you get my drift?”
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- knock knock
- who's there?
- fuck
- fuck who?
- fuck you!
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- knock knock
- who's there?
- fuck
- fuck who?
- fuck you!
HAha, a South Korean joke!
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Some of these jokes are old as hell, but it could a smile on my face.;D
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I said to the gym instructor “can you teach me how to do the splits?” He replied “How flexible are you?” So I said “I can make Tuesday’s.”
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I went to the zoo the other day. There was only 1 dog in it…it was a shitzu.
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Police arrested 2 kids the other day, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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why do women prefer jelly babies than men??
because jelly babies come in 5 different colours
;D
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You know why Baptists never have sex standing up?
They don't want people to think they are dancing
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Why do women wear perfume and make-up?...
Because they stink and ugly!
;D
(I'm no sexist. I just thought it's really funny).
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Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
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I got really sick in the airport, its a terminal illness.
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AHaha you cant beat the very first comment here, scroll down .. ;D
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why does everyone hate Audley Harrison so much. He has not hurt anyone.