Whats red and smells like blue paint?

I'm glad you posted these. ;D

Sitting in a train the other day and an Indian woman over the way seemed to stop breathing as her head dropped down I noticed a red dot on her forehead and realized she was just on stand by.

I was having sex with my retarded girlfriend the other night and she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth.

So I shot my load on the window and let nature take it's course! ;D

I then had sex with a deaf and dumb girl a few nights later, I was so embarressed I super glued her fingers together so she wouldn't tell anyone. :-X