Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
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BIG H
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FTMatty
She's hot!
.........but she is also as thick as an elephants foreskin.
Perfect combo innit :cool:
I prefer the winning combination of good looks and low self-esteem.
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
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ryanman
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BIG H
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FTMatty
She's hot!
.........but she is also as thick as an elephants foreskin.
Perfect combo innit :cool:
I prefer the winning combination of good looks and low self-esteem.
Yeh, liking that too. Add vunerable, needy, desperate - perfect :lickish:
and gotta like having their tea towel holder rimmed ;)
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
To fat for my liking, great tits though
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
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Preme
To fat for my liking, great tits though
Who are you Miles?
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
Seriously, people have issues with THAT?
I don't care if she's so dumb I have to bring diagrams that say "Insert Plug A into Slot B!"
I don't care if she's so limited scrambled eggs are beyond her.
I am happy to spend time practicing flash cards with her and making breakfast afterward.
What a woman!
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
Nah, she will be fat and hairy like an Italian Mama in a few years.
Plus that blue bikini clearly shows she has shaved her bikini like and most of her minge, so the bulge you can see is her ravaged and saggy pussy billowing out after all the ploughing its had from different dicks, dildos and possible assorted household objects.
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
Bigger picture guys, who'd do Stings Mrs/Alien?
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
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X
Nah, she will be fat and hairy like an Italian Mama in a few years.
Plus that blue bikini clearly shows she has shaved her bikini like and most of her minge, so the bulge you can see is her ravaged and saggy pussy billowing out after all the ploughing its had from different dicks, dildos and possible assorted household objects.
how many dicks is too many?
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
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Howlin Mad Missy
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X
Nah, she will be fat and hairy like an Italian Mama in a few years.
Plus that blue bikini clearly shows she has shaved her bikini like and most of her minge, so the bulge you can see is her ravaged and saggy pussy billowing out after all the ploughing its had from different dicks, dildos and possible assorted household objects.
how many dicks is too many?
One in each hand, one in the gob, one in the front door and one in the back. Any more than that is showing off I reckon.
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
that's some balancing act!
Not really suitable for kids parties :-\
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
She i very pretty but if we are being hyper critical she's starting to display a little celluite, her thighs are getting a bit fat up top and her legs are rather under developed and muscle deficient.
It's ironic but I'd be prepared to wager that Kiera Knightly has more muscle mass than Kelly Brook, certainly her legs are much more toned and shapely.
I'd still have a go, but I'd be thinking of Kiera.
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
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Bilbo
She i very pretty but if we are being hyper critical she's starting to display a little celluite, her thighs are getting a bit fat up top and her legs are rather under developed and muscle deficient.
It's ironic but I'd be prepared to wager that Kiera Knightly has more muscle mass than Kelly Brook, certainly her legs are much more toned and shapely.
I'd still have a go, but I'd be thinking of Kiera.
Is that according to your body fat scales?
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
I would have one tit in my mouth, fondle the other, other hand on her firm round ass as she is riding me. God I need me some sex.
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
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Bilbo
I'd still have a go, but I'd be thinking of Kiera.
That's why you don't deserve a go.
Re: Master - A bit of Kelly Brook action for you
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AdamGB
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Bilbo
I'd still have a go, but I'd be thinking of Kiera.
That's why you don't deserve a go.
So true, Bilbo you must be nuts, only you would think of having sex with a boy whilst doing the most busty UK of our times.