Why I am not afraid of the Klitschkos

There once was a poster called Brockton,
who dreams that he won't be forgotten
he types while he sits,
about beating up Klits,
But the fact that he is one's the problem.

thx to those who recognise impeccable ( :) ) poetry when they read it!!!

p.s.


Some read it and wept
and though they hurled hooks
they are merely inept
at writing or reading books.

There is no one like a prime Tyson around but we do have a Tyson Fury who should be ready in 2/3 years time.

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

There is something humorous about this guy , not sure if its good or bad.
I think the guy probably looks like Bobby from the Sopranos

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Bobby could handle himself though remember he beat up Tony Soprano.

2-Ton Tony is on my side---
he'll throw a left uppercut
that will split his opponent's bladder
then you'll smell the Italian cigar and wonder what's the matter!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7FjbaaIwvI

I was just trying to think of who I can see beating a Klitschko in the next 5 years earlier.

Couldn't think of anyone. Is there actually anyone who is looking likely? I can't see it.




Plus it bumps a sexy poem.

james u da man!

Tyson fury is constantly on the booze in lancaster and can't walk past a burger van. He will have problems with price let alone klitscho

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

I am not afraid,
I am not afraid,
To bob and weave my way in
And if I can't hit his chin,
It will be no sin,
For I shall smash him
Straight to the liver
And give him a shiver;

A shot to the ribs
To perhaps crack a few--
or even a spleen shot
would even do;

I am not afraid of the Klitschkos
Because all I will need to do
Is rush them quickly and throw
Thundering blows to the body---

Can someone come forth
To do this easy task?
And not sit back without moving their head
Right in the Klitschkos punching range?

Who has the heart? And who has the nerve?
To take those brothers titles
That they do not deserve?

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In the spirit of Brockton
For my 100th post
I will take this opportunity
To reply to the host

His legendary modesty
in trunks so sublime
Enjoying a havana
Whilst composing his rhyme

A rhyme about brothers
Both from the Ukraine
The Klitschkos so bad
That they drive him insane

The Klitschkos so massive
The Klitschkos so bad
Vitali the largest
Then not so little Wlad

Who will answer the call ?
Who will not be afraid ?
They need not stand tall
they must be truly brave

They must go to the body
And pummel the ribs
For Brockton has said it
And he never fibs

And so while they are at it
Why not punch the hip bone
And whack the adams apple
To knock them off their throne

Now the brothers both lean
On opponents much shorter
So an uppercut to their throats ?
If you could then you oughta

But seriously Brockton
You always make me smile
I’m not having a pop
Though it has been a while

On every subject you post
I may not agree
And I am frequently sceptical
Of yet another conspiracy

But heavyweight boxing
Is dull with the Klitschkos
The shine has become tarnished
With the big Ukranian bros

And on the need for a saviour
I heartily agree
If only one could come forward
In which we could believe

But alas they may not be
Anywhere to be found
Quality heavyweights
Are thin on the ground

And so both bros may retire
Before a challenger steps up
They are just to damn big
For other heavys to stop

Nice poem greenbeanz.