Jennifer Ellison

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

She was hot about 8 years ago. Old and plump now. :-\

It seriously depresses me. I'm 37 and to me girls are in terminal decline by the time they reach 28/29.

I'm getting pulled ever further away from the kind of girls I find attractive by the cruel curse of getting older myself.:mad:

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add to that fugly and poor. You better buy yourself a thai bride and pretend it's a teenager until they get to that funny can't tell if it's arthur or martha look about them and trade her in. Like all the other saddos knocking about.

If any woman comes within 5 yards of me I'd probably have a dabble, I don't need to see a 6 foot tall naked Jennifer Ellison poster to think dirty thoughts.

In fact, the Rich Hall song Bag Lady was inspired by my antics.

Yes but you do not have to imagine how that arse looks like.

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Originally Posted by Master

Yes but you do not have to imagine how that arse looks like.

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Don't get me wrong, if I had that poster in my room they'd probably find me five weeks later as dry as a prune after wanking to death, but then again a poster of her in a librarian's jumper, nylon ankle skirt and doc martens would probably be enough.

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

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Originally Posted by Master

Yes but you do not have to imagine how that arse looks like.

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Don't get me wrong, if I had that poster in my room they'd probably find me five weeks later as dry as a prune after wanking to death, but then again a poster of her in a librarian's jumper, nylon ankle skirt and doc martens would probably be enough.

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Enough:confused: . You meant better surely.

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Originally Posted by Andre

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

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Originally Posted by Master

Yes but you do not have to imagine how that arse looks like.

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Don't get me wrong, if I had that poster in my room they'd probably find me five weeks later as dry as a prune after wanking to death, but then again a poster of her in a librarian's jumper, nylon ankle skirt and doc martens would probably be enough.

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Enough:confused: . You meant better surely.

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Well, with a Nylon skirt I'm sure the sparks would be flying. And I probably did mean better ;)

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Originally Posted by Master

I see this poster everyday when I go to work and it is amazing. Just imagine a 6 foot poster life size of Jennifer Ellison an her big round perfect ass. Did not find the woman attractive before but it is amazing what you find attractive when you do not have to imagine what she looks like without anything on. What I would love to do with it would be her and in different positions!.

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I'd smash them all in that pic, Ruth Maddox and Ma Boswell included :cool:

Not as fit as Missy.

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Originally Posted by ono

Not as fit as Missy.

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;)

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

She was hot about 8 years ago. Old and plump now. :-\

It seriously depresses me. I'm 37 and to me girls are in terminal decline by the time they reach 28/29.

I'm getting pulled ever further away from the kind of girls I find attractive by the cruel curse of getting older myself.:mad:

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Older and rounder is better, more to hold onto and better curves, that's the way to see it. Women are beautiful especially with more experience, girls are just plain wrong. :cool:

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More squidges, less ridges ;D

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...4EDK2JgJm9pAmg

Smash it !!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...w-czY_ZkY4Gd-Q

The changing shapes of Jenny :o

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Originally Posted by Mattyhitman

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...w-czY_ZkY4Gd-Q

The changing shapes of Jenny :o

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I prefer the white undie version :lickish:

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Originally Posted by ono

Not as fit as Missy.

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You creep. :)

They have taken the poster down now. :mad: