New Years resolutions for 2013?

1) Try to be more positive and stay calm. Hopeless nihilistic cynicism is an endemic British disease, but I seem to take to it too far. I need to moderate that a lot more and will.

2) Stay healthy. I shall row everyday. Not row as in argue which I do frequently, but the pulling of oars type of rowing though no oars shall be involved.

3) Get a small pet. I need something to talk to in my free time. Not a fish as they die too quickly and I find it painful.

4) Finish watching the IMDB top 250 films

5) Invent a new exotic virus with a chemistry set and sell it to the military of a terrorist state. Perhaps.

6) Destroy Facebook, Starbucks, the enivironment, and perhaps a rice cooker.

7) Learn to sew.

8) Smile at least once a day. Occasional grimace is an acceptable compromise.

9) That's quite enough.

Not have a drink with that cunt Miles

Twat that cunt Master

Work out Windows 8

My new years resolution is to annoy Mark TKO that he leaves these boards forever.

Do more of some stuff and less of other stuff. Be more social. It's New Years Eve and I am at home ? WTF. Work out more. Play out live more. Make some new art. Get more Tatts. Follow the example of Woody Guthrie and follow his mantra, " wake up and fight" life is short and it is all too easy to get comfortable.

I have a New years revolution :moped: