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Originally Posted by bradlee180
Libra - (September 23 to October 22.)You are the artistic type and have difficulty with reality. Chances of monetary gain are excellent. Like Aries if you are a man you are most likely queer. Most Libra women are prostitutes with extreme leg hair. You forget peoples names and faces. All Libra people die of venereal disease.
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Leo - The Dandy Lion
Grrrrrrrrr
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Originally Posted by Greenbeanz
Leo - (July 23 to August 22.)You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves and often bed wetters.
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I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day ;D . Go figure
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Originally Posted by Spicoli
Taurus - (April 20 to May 20.)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like a bugger. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You often lose your way home.You are communist just like the rest of the herd.
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HA! Lose your way home! I've been told the practicality is a euphemism for sarcastic offending arsehole ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by IamInuitahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Taurus - (April 20 to May 20.)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like a bugger. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You often lose your way home.You are communist just like the rest of the herd.
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Virgo
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Originally Posted by greynotsoold
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nitpicking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while making out. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
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Originally Posted by IamInuitI see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Most Capricorns end up in prison.
So who's left? No Gemini's as yet.
Gemini - (May 21 to June 20.)You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much from too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.
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IamInuit you are a hurtful man. :(
There is a bit of cutting truth in each of these.