Did you know

Did you know Lions fook for about 15 to 19 seconds.








P.S. Women complain about men lasting only minutes.... >:(
Try being a female lion?

Did you know 850 peanuts are needed to make a 18 oz. jar of peanut butter.

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

Did you know Lions fook for about 15 to 19 seconds.



P.S. Women complain about men lasting only minutes.... >:(
Try being a female lion?

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Plus the biotch has to go out & run down the Gazelle, kill it, drag it back home, then stand aside while the male wakes up, yawns & ambles over to dinner, getting first dibs.
If she even gets close before he has his fill, there is some serious spousal abuse. ;D

Who wears the mane in the family, ho?http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ti...smiley-057.gif
What what???

*Doctors in Canada use an adhesive similar to Krazy Glue instead of stitches, lowering the possibility of bacterial infection and minimizing scarring.




*Don't try this at home. If you do record yourself and post the video. ;)

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Originally Posted by brad4dboxer

You guys have almost reduced me to unrolling one & counting the little f***ing things.
Just to be sure.
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:looroll: = 330
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brad get a load of this one.



A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.

OI CUTMEMICK WHAT IF THERES A MALFUCTION IN THE MACHINES???







































^-^ HA HA GOT YA THERE!! bet u cant answer!! HA

I sometimes use a toilet sheet twice or three times depending much much shit is left up my ahole.
Hope this helps :LOS: :spam:

Machines malfunction? ? ? Â ???

Whada 'ya live underworld?
We machines never malfunction.

































This is the best I could come up with. Â :-\

Did you know in 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes. :o

:scratchchin:


:magnify:

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Originally Posted by The_One77

I sometimes use a toilet sheet twice or three times depending much much shit is left up my ahole.
Hope this helps :LOS: :spam:

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

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Originally Posted by brad4dboxer

You guys have almost reduced me to unrolling one & counting the little f***ing things.
Just to be sure.
:scratchchin:






:looroll: = 330
:thinking2:

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brad get a load of this one.



A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.

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My wife thinks I use too much. ::)
WTF am I spozed to do, get up with a dirty butt?
I use as much as I need.

That is my valid post on the boxing forum for today. ;D

Did you know that if you lay all the women head to toe head to toe all around the world.. Two thirds of them would drown.

Alright people get a load of this one.......

The household wrench was invented by boxing heavyweight champion Jack Johnson in 1922.

Did you that if you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white?
Did you know that snail can sleep for 3 years! (Lazy bastards) ;D
Did you that an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain? (Dumb bastard) ;D

Also did you know that a jellyfish is 95% water so if your stuck in the middle of the ocean with no food or water....drink the bastard ;D