Worst/Craziest Excuses a Boxer ever made for losing

Kinda off topic....

One of the best err...I mean worst excuses for a fight "not" being made.

Who could forget Dr. Shaw-Hi ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koEB2efkcwE

~ Muhammad Ali ~

After getting his 'ass-whipped' and 'jaw-smashed' by Ken Norton.

"I didn't train properly."
"I took Norton too lightly."
"He was fighting for the U.S. Government."
"It was the West Coast air. I'm not used to that type of Pacific wind."

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Originally Posted by Bill Paxtom

~ Muhammad Ali ~

After getting his 'ass-whipped' and 'jaw-smashed' by Ken Norton.

"I didn't train properly."
"I took Norton too lightly."
"He was fighting for the U.S. Government."
"It was the West Coast air. I'm not used to that type of Pacific wind."

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More lies. Joker.

Not for losing... but still relevant...

~ Muhammad Ali - upon getting caught by Bill Paxtom reaming Bill's girlfriend and making her squeal like a stuck pig, resulting in $$ and years worth of psychiatric therapy for Billy ~


"Hey man... it's not my fault. She stripped down naked in front of me and said she wanted to be with a real man for once."

Muhammad Ali

After getting a complete 'ass-whipping' by Sir Larry Holmes.

"It was the diet pills."

"Larry never beat me. It was the diet-pills he beat."

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...hnPWuyhZerrtdA

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Originally Posted by Bill Paxtom

Muhammad Ali

After getting a complete 'ass-whipping' by Sir Larry Holmes.

"It was the diet pills."

"Larry never beat me. It was the diet-pills he beat."

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...hnPWuyhZerrtdA

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Bill perpetuating more lies to compensate for his tiny penus.

Leave Mercury and Venus out of this, Master.

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Originally Posted by IamInuit

This is tough to beat,

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"I just wanted to get out and go to the toilet," said former WBA welterweight champion Andrew "Six-Heads" Lewis after suddenly quiting midway through a bout he was winning on Saturday at the National Park in Georgetown, Guyana. Lewis was ahead on all three judges’ cards when he shockingly surrendered 37 seconds into round seven against Denny Dalton. Lewis later revealed to Stabroek Sport, "I preferred to lose the fight than mess up myself in front of all those people. Everyone saw that I was beating the hell out of Dalton. I was trying to hold in this stuff but in the seventh round I couldn't no more so I decided to quit." Lewis attributed his troubles to a milkshake he drank that afternoon. The Guyana Boxing Board of Control has withheld Lewis' purse pending an investigation. He is facing a possible fine or suspension.

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Didn't Duran say he had cramps when he quit against Leonard?

Zab Judah's lost to Baldomir

Zab: "Uh, I'm a tell ya'll, it was Don King. Don is a fucked up promoter. He had me out promoting, when I should've been training."

I zigged when I should have zagged. Joe Louis victim.

" i DIDNT EAT ENOUGH LASAGNE"

--TONY GALENTO

The ref stopped the fight cuz he has a gambling problem

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Originally Posted by Master

I zigged when I should have zagged. Joe Louis victim.

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"Honey, I forgot to duck" Jack Dempsey loss.

"I wanted to keep on fighting. But my corner pinned me to my stool and ordered me to stop fighting."

~ Charles 'Sonny' Liston

On trying to explain his 1st-Round Knockout loss to Cassius Clay in Lewiston, Maine.

Reporters Question > Was it a surprise punch Sonny ?

Sonny Liston > {Laughing} "Yea, it was a surprise punch."