How many kids does it take....................

Umm, maybe five or 10. It's not like they would come at you 1 at a time, if they all came you would just be so overwhelmed, you couldn't kill to many.

if u got in a corner you could hold urself up on summin and kick both ur legs like ur running really fast and take em out all day long but realistically i could last 30 mins kill bout 50 before climbing up the walls and cowering

i would just keep jabbing and hooking
till my arms fall off
and i think that would last about an hour or 3
might kill a couple of hundred

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i would just keep jabbing and hooking
might kill a couple of hundred

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And it would feel good wouldn't it ! ;D

I figured out how to beat them! Bring a cd player which has michael jackson music playing while wearing a michael jackson mask...theyre running away for sure ;D

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I figured out how to beat them! Bring a cd player which has michael jackson music playing while wearing a michael jackson mask...theyre running away for sure ;D

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Hmm I dunno some of them American kid's parents are pretty weird. I can see them thinking to themselves, 'there's no way he can survive a THIRD trial', Go on kiddies go play with that strange looking man!

i would stick my c0ck out and tell 'em all tha
this is what you call a LIGHTSABER
then they will be all curious and look at theirs
then they'll realize they cant take me yet

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i would stick my c0ck out and tell 'em all tha
this is what you call a LIGHTSABER
then they will be all curious and look at theirs
then they'll realize they cant take me yet

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IF ITS TO THE DEATH THEN I SEE MYSELF BEING ABLE TO LAST ABOUT 10 HOURS BEFORE BECOMING EXHAUSTED... I AM SIX FEET TALL AND 195 LBS... FAIRLY ATHLETIC... IM 24 YRS OLD... IM A SMOKER, THOUGH... I WOULD GET INTO A CORNER SO MOST OF MY BACK AND SIDE IS COVERED SO THEY CAN ONLY COME STRAIGHT @ ME AND SNAP THERE NECKS AS THEY COME SO AS TO USE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ENERGY POSSIBLE... I SEE ME SLAUGHTERING 300-350 CHILDREN DUE TO MY SIZE AND ATHLETIC ABILITY... COME @ ME RUGRATS

YOU MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE...........OUR FREEEEEDOOOMMMMMMMMMMM......CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1

CC, BILBO

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If you corner yourself you wouldnt get no leverage on anything and it would be easier for them to trap you, as soon as your cornered youd have them grabbing your legs and with thousands of kids behind them you aint moving, 10 hours ? youd be lucky to last an hour. It would probably take more than one punch to kill a kid so at least two punches each plus while you swing theyll grab your arms, your fucked no matter how you look at it.

Just run, youll be faster and last longer, why fight, when youll be on the eventual losing end

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Originally Posted by "PRIDE OF PROVIDENCE"

IF ITS TO THE DEATH THEN I SEE MYSELF BEING ABLE TO LAST ABOUT 10 HOURS BEFORE BECOMING EXHAUSTED... I AM SIX FEET TALL AND 195 LBS... FAIRLY ATHLETIC... IM 24 YRS OLD... IM A SMOKER, THOUGH... I WOULD GET INTO A CORNER SO MOST OF MY BACK AND SIDE IS COVERED SO THEY CAN ONLY COME STRAIGHT @ ME AND SNAP THERE NECKS AS THEY COME SO AS TO USE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ENERGY POSSIBLE... I SEE ME SLAUGHTERING 300-350 CHILDREN DUE TO MY SIZE AND ATHLETIC ABILITY... COME @ ME RUGRATS

YOU MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE...........OUR FREEEEEDOOOMMMMMMMMMMM......CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1

CC, BILBO

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If you corner yourself you wouldnt get no leverage on anything and it would be easier for them to trap you, as soon as your cornered youd have them grabbing your legs and with thousands of kids behind them you aint moving, 10 hours ? youd be lucky to last an hour. It would probably take more than one punch to kill a kid so at least two punches each plus while you swing theyll grab your arms, your fucked no matter how you look at it.

Just run, youll be faster and last longer, why fight, when youll be on the eventual losing end

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you always be on the losing side, but have some fun while ur doing it

pick the kids up and lob em in the mixer, take a few more out

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Originally Posted by "PRIDE OF PROVIDENCE"

IF ITS TO THE DEATH THEN I SEE MYSELF BEING ABLE TO LAST ABOUT 10 HOURS BEFORE BECOMING EXHAUSTED... I AM SIX FEET TALL AND 195 LBS... FAIRLY ATHLETIC... IM 24 YRS OLD... IM A SMOKER, THOUGH... I WOULD GET INTO A CORNER SO MOST OF MY BACK AND SIDE IS COVERED SO THEY CAN ONLY COME STRAIGHT @ ME AND SNAP THERE NECKS AS THEY COME SO AS TO USE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ENERGY POSSIBLE... I SEE ME SLAUGHTERING 300-350 CHILDREN DUE TO MY SIZE AND ATHLETIC ABILITY... COME @ ME RUGRATS

YOU MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE...........OUR FREEEEEDOOOMMMMMMMMMMM......CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1

CC, BILBO

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If you corner yourself you wouldnt get no leverage on anything and it would be easier for them to trap you, as soon as your cornered youd have them grabbing your legs and with thousands of kids behind them you aint moving, 10 hours ? youd be lucky to last an hour. It would probably take more than one punch to kill a kid so at least two punches each plus while you swing theyll grab your arms, your fucked no matter how you look at it.

Just run, youll be faster and last longer, why fight, when youll be on the eventual losing end

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Nah I like prideofprovidence's strategy. He limits them to only one angle of attack and in the beggining whilst he's strong and killing kids quickly he could arrange the bodies so as to form some kind of defensive wall, say a stack 20 bodies long, 5 deep and 10 high.

Other bodies could be piled high behind the wall until you've got a large mound resembling a walled keep or castle.

Maintain a good position on the top of the mound and start hurling the top children down at the other's below.

You could keep going into you reached the ceiling, wherein a slow and painful death awaits at you get pushed, crushed and suffocated at the very top.

But still a great way to go though right! :shinner:

Wait, an infinite amount of 5 yr olds mean that there wouldnt be any space to move as the whole earth would be covered in them.

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Wait, an infinite amount of 5 yr olds mean that there wouldnt be any space to move as the whole earth would be covered in them.

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nah it's only a sports hall, see my painful death above.

It's inevitable but given the choice I'd rather die like that than any other way.

I mean who wants to die cos your old, how boring is that?

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Wait, an infinite amount of 5 yr olds mean that there wouldnt be any space to move as the whole earth would be covered in them.

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nah it's only a sports hall, see my painful death above.

It's inevitable but given the choice I'd rather die like that than any other way.

I mean who wants to die cos your old, how boring is that?

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yea i agree i mean who doesnt wanna go by having there eyes scratched out by wee nippers ???

???

Can't believe this has reached 4 pages ;)

What a surreal thread :D

I know, I cant be fucked to read it all but anyone who thinks they would last five minutes with a gang of 5 year olds is insane, trust me, I have one.

Personally my approach would be to send everyone of them to the chill out chair.

Been looking all morning for a thread worth replying to. I've been laughing for the past 20 minutes.

At first I thought I'd maybe last about 1/2 hour just swinging wildly before getting to tired to defend myself, but then I read Jtrock's suggestioon of piling the bodies, kids as young asthat wouldn't be able to climb fast at all, could last for days with that strategy until dehydration or something sets in. CC to Bilbo, and jtroch in 24 hrs for an ingenious solution.

Actually I review that last post, you could survive even longer if you're sick minded enough to drink and eat the corpses.

This truly is a crazy thread.

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Actually I review that last post, you could survive even longer if you're sick minded enough to drink and eat the corpses.

This truly is a crazy thread.

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HAHAAHHAHAHAHA

I ate their livers with some Turkey twizzlers and a sunny delight.........Fffff....Fffff....Ffff.....Ffffff

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I ate their livers with some Turkey twizzlers and a sunny delight.........Fffff....Fffff....Ffff.....Ffffff

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OH SHITE!!!! :lol: :lolhaha: and have a :coolclick: for the road

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Been looking all morning for a thread worth replying to. I've been laughing for the past 20 minutes.

At first I thought I'd maybe last about 1/2 hour just swinging wildly before getting to tired to defend myself, but then I read Jtrock's suggestioon of piling the bodies, kids as young asthat wouldn't be able to climb fast at all, could last for days with that strategy until dehydration or something sets in. CC to Bilbo, and jtroch in 24 hrs for an ingenious solution.

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Self preservation is the name of the Game :bat:

could 5 year olds kill full grown humans? Anyways I would go for the throat on every single child easiest way to take them out...I bet Neo could handle this... he did well vs. 100 agent smiths.

If you could kill enough that they'd pile up, you could make a barrage that they wouldn't climb over.

You could survive by using your zippo lighter to cook their little hands and feet and eat them.

"I love children too.........perhaps we can swap recipes?"

;D

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If you could kill enough that they'd pile up, you could make a barrage that they wouldn't climb over.

You could survive by using your zippo lighter to cook their little hands and feet and eat them.

"I love children too.........perhaps we can swap recipes?"

;D

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You atually make it sound quite fun, could be like an alternative action man's holiday.

Probably could really happen in Germany...............

Most school halls have them monkey bar apparatus, for PE so I would climb that and stay up there and kick any that got near, although at 5 it would be very difficult!


;D

i sense some michael jackson envy here????????? :lickish:

Gary Glitter would be in heaven....... :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

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Ok this is a sort of philosophical question that I saw on a website forum a couple of years ago. It generated loads of thought and humourous discussion so I thought I'd share it here.

Ok, here it is,

The Challenge

You are in a sports hall where you will be in a fight to the death involving you and an infinite number of 5 year old children.

The children have been trained, as best as kids can be, to take you down by swarming on you, and grappling and forcing you to the ground where they will then kick , punch and bite you to death.

You have to fend them off for as long as possible. You are all unarmed.

The question is how many kids could you kill before they overpowered you and what would your survival tactics be?

Now some of you may think you could never be killed by a bunch of 5 year olds, but remember they will keep coming indefinitely so eventually you will succumb, but after how long?

Whoever comes up with a higer score (more kills) than somebody else, has to justify it with a thourough analysis of why and how.



PS. This is pure speculation only and I in no way endorse beating up small children :P

Well perhaps just the really annoying ones

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How many could i kill? hard to say but it sounds liek they would not stop untill i was dead so i would choose not to kill any.

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Ok this is a sort of philosophical question that I saw on a website forum a couple of years ago. It generated loads of thought and humourous discussion so I thought I'd share it here.

Ok, here it is,

The Challenge

You are in a sports hall where you will be in a fight to the death involving you and an infinite number of 5 year old children.

The children have been trained, as best as kids can be, to take you down by swarming on you, and grappling and forcing you to the ground where they will then kick , punch and bite you to death.

You have to fend them off for as long as possible. You are all unarmed.

The question is how many kids could you kill before they overpowered you and what would your survival tactics be?

Now some of you may think you could never be killed by a bunch of 5 year olds, but remember they will keep coming indefinitely so eventually you will succumb, but after how long?

Whoever comes up with a higer score (more kills) than somebody else, has to justify it with a thourough analysis of why and how.



PS. This is pure speculation only and I in no way endorse beating up small children :P

Well perhaps just the really annoying ones

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I have to admit I thought I'd never see some kind of thread like this one, let alone 5 pages of responses. I am proven wrong.

71 REPLIES....LOL ! WTF this is hilarious...

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71 REPLIES....LOL ! WTF this is hilarious...

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I would never be killed, well of old age, as kids do the opposite of what you say, so i would keep screaming "kill me you little bastards, eat me and destroy all that I am"

:-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

I think if you survived the original onslaught, and managed to make some weapons (out of the dead children) and if you did manage to create some sort of defensive barricade comprised of dead children, and accepting that you could eat them and drink their blood to stay alive indefinitely - eventually, you could capture one child and retrain it.

If you kept doing this, assuming that you had truly made a safe barrier so that the bloodthirsty little fuckers could not get you, you could eventually create your own army of 7 year olds, who you could then use to kidnap and retrain new 5 year olds.

Your invincible army of 7 year olds would each be bigger and older than the army of 5 year olds. IN theory, there would be an infinite number of both and they would mathematically (given enough time) be evenly matched.

The potentially fit (female?) ones that you have captured could be kept in captivity until they get hairy bits and used as sex slaves. When they get boring old used up, just toss them to the slavering pack of 5 year olds.

See, the power of positive thinking turns a potentially nasty situation into a good one?

8)

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I think if you survived the original onslaught, and managed to make some weapons (out of the dead children) and if you did manage to create some sort of defensive barricade comprised of dead children, and accepting that you could eat them and drink their blood to stay alive indefinitely - eventually, you could capture one child and retrain it.

If you kept doing this, assuming that you had truly made a safe barrier so that the bloodthirsty little f***** could not get you, you could eventually create your own army of 7 year olds, who you could then use to kidnap and retrain new 5 year olds.

Your invincible army of 7 year olds would each be bigger and older than the army of 5 year olds. IN theory, there would be an infinite number of both and they would mathematically (given enough time) be evenly matched.

The potentially fit (female?) ones that you have captured could be kept in captivity until they get hairy bits and used as sex slaves. When they get boring old used up, just toss them to the slavering pack of 5 year olds.

See, the power of positive thinking turns a potentially nasty situation into a good one?

8)

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X WINS ;D CC

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Originally Posted by bilbo

Ok this is a sort of philosophical question that I saw on a website forum a couple of years ago. It generated loads of thought and humourous discussion so I thought I'd share it here.

Ok, here it is,

The Challenge

You are in a sports hall where you will be in a fight to the death involving you and an infinite number of 5 year old children.

The children have been trained, as best as kids can be, to take you down by swarming on you, and grappling and forcing you to the ground where they will then kick , punch and bite you to death.

You have to fend them off for as long as possible. You are all unarmed.

The question is how many kids could you kill before they overpowered you and what would your survival tactics be?

Now some of you may think you could never be killed by a bunch of 5 year olds, but remember they will keep coming indefinitely so eventually you will succumb, but after how long?

Whoever comes up with a higer score (more kills) than somebody else, has to justify it with a thourough analysis of why and how.



PS. This is pure speculation only and I in no way endorse beating up small children :P

Well perhaps just the really annoying ones

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I have to admit I thought I'd never see some kind of thread like this one, let alone 5 pages of responses. I am proven wrong.

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Wow my thread troubles even Satan himself! :cwm23:

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I think if you survived the original onslaught, and managed to make some weapons (out of the dead children) and if you did manage to create some sort of defensive barricade comprised of dead children, and accepting that you could eat them and drink their blood to stay alive indefinitely - eventually, you could capture one child and retrain it.

If you kept doing this, assuming that you had truly made a safe barrier so that the bloodthirsty little f***** could not get you, you could eventually create your own army of 7 year olds, who you could then use to kidnap and retrain new 5 year olds.

Your invincible army of 7 year olds would each be bigger and older than the army of 5 year olds. IN theory, there would be an infinite number of both and they would mathematically (given enough time) be evenly matched.

The potentially fit (female?) ones that you have captured could be kept in captivity until they get hairy bits and used as sex slaves. When they get boring old used up, just toss them to the slavering pack of 5 year olds.

See, the power of positive thinking turns a potentially nasty situation into a good one?

8)

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Well done, X I think you win. I can picture you rebuilding the world similarly to the way they did in Shaun of the Dead. The 5 yr old mutants could grow into zombie like adults, devoid of all social skills, ambitions, hopes and dreams. They would as such make excellent factory workers, supermarket staff and fast food restuarant staff, although I'd watch what they put in your hot dogs ;)

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I think if you survived the original onslaught, and managed to make some weapons (out of the dead children) and if you did manage to create some sort of defensive barricade comprised of dead children, and accepting that you could eat them and drink their blood to stay alive indefinitely - eventually, you could capture one child and retrain it.

If you kept doing this, assuming that you had truly made a safe barrier so that the bloodthirsty little f***** could not get you, you could eventually create your own army of 7 year olds, who you could then use to kidnap and retrain new 5 year olds.

Your invincible army of 7 year olds would each be bigger and older than the army of 5 year olds. IN theory, there would be an infinite number of both and they would mathematically (given enough time) be evenly matched.

The potentially fit (female?) ones that you have captured could be kept in captivity until they get hairy bits and used as sex slaves. When they get boring old used up, just toss them to the slavering pack of 5 year olds.

See, the power of positive thinking turns a potentially nasty situation into a good one?

8)

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That's a well thought out....morbid...and ultimatly disgusting.....it just might work......you sick ****!!! :)

HAAHAHAHAHAAH ;D ;D ;D ;D

Nice to see this post is still dragging on.

Lets get to 100 posts and make this the longest ever completely pointless thread on the forum guys.

Lets make it happen.