Sayings...

He who laughs last laughs laughs loudest always puzzled me. Should read He who laughs last didnt get the joke in the first place

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Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P

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Originally Posted by BodyHead

also ne one care to explain some of your sayings in example...

jockin?
frat party? how is this different from a party? lol
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ok my UK friend since u attempted to school me in the UK lingo here we go!

Jockin= being extremely attractive to someone. when you jock some on you are on their jock as in jock strap. When I step into the club rockin my Dior Stunna Shades the girl's be JOCKIN.

Frat Party= is short for Fraternity Party. Frat parties often involve kegs, alot of drinking, drinking games, loose promiscuous coeds and soriety girls. personally i do not like Frat Parties cause i often viewed Frats as a bunch of guys who PAID to have friends. I value my true friends and know who my REAL friends are, and i didnt have to PAY for them.

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CC. how true is that!........

You can lead a horse to water but cant make it drink, who gives a fuck

a 2 on the road's a 10 at home.

You don't look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire. (when you've had to do one for the boys with a howler).

I have a few silly ones for you all. DRIER THAN A DEAD DINGOES DONGER! (thirsty). BUDGIE SMUGGLER (swimmers attire). CRUSTIER THAN A 2 DOLLAR HOOKER (dirty girly). SHES GOT A HEAD LIKE A TWISTED GUMBOOT (not so pretty). IF IT WAS RAINING TITS,I WOULD CATCH MY SISTERS (dont have much luck). BUSIER THAN A BLUE ARSE FLY (busy). I have more but would hate to bore you longer. ;D ::**

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Originally Posted by md

You don't look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire. (when you've had to do one for the boys with a howler).

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hah i love the description of it!
cc!

Standing Prouder than a Honeymooners Dick! ;D

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Originally Posted by Von Milash

a 2 on the road's a 10 at home.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

my mate always says 'shit the bed'. all the fuckin time. it anoys the hell out of me.

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Originally Posted by jbirdy

my mate always says 'shit the bed'. all the fuckin time. it anoys the hell out of me.

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haha love that....
mann back when i was workin... i'd get in early and they'd be like whats wrong with you? shit the bed this mornin?
..be like... Yep sure did boss! ;D..

LOL T rex tits ! CC

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Originally Posted by BodyHead

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Originally Posted by jbirdy

my mate always says 'S*** the bed'. all the F****** time. it anoys the hell out of me.

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haha love that....
mann back when i was workin... i'd get in early and they'd be like whats wrong with you? S*** the bed this mornin?
..be like... Yep sure did boss! ;D..

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In real life the actor who plays FRAISER from CHEERS and FRAISER believe his names KELSEY GRAMMER??? his real life wife has a bladder disorder where she randomly sh*ts in her pants and in her bed while sleeping. true story!

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Originally Posted by Rudy Zarzoff

I have a few silly ones for you all. DRIER THAN A DEAD DINGOES DONGER! (thirsty). BUDGIE SMUGGLER (swimmers attire). CRUSTIER THAN A 2 DOLLAR HOOKER (dirty girly). SHES GOT A HEAD LIKE A TWISTED GUMBOOT (not so pretty). IF IT WAS RAINING TITS,I WOULD CATCH MY SISTERS (dont have much luck). BUSIER THAN A BLUE ARSE FLY (busy). I have more but would hate to bore you longer. ;D ::**

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Im still giggling at this one. CC :lolololol:

Longer than a whores dream.

My favourites for describing a real ugly girl you pulled.

Double Bagger, a girl so ugly you need to stick two bags over her head just in case one comes off.

and for the real moose.

Triple Bagger, two bags to cover her head, the third one is for yourself just in case they both come off :P

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Originally Posted by bilbo

My favourites for describing a real ugly girl you pulled.

Double Bagger, a girl so ugly you need to stick two bags over her head just in case one comes off.

and for the real moose.

Triple Bagger, two bags to cover her head, the third one is for yourself just in case they both come off :P

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Coyote Triple Bagger - the three bags are used as you describe, Bilbo, but you also have a coyote on standby in the bedroom, so it can gnaw your arm off in the moring so you don't wake her up when you leave.
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Originally Posted by X

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Originally Posted by bilbo

My favourites for describing a real ugly girl you pulled.

Double Bagger, a girl so ugly you need to stick two bags over her head just in case one comes off.

and for the real moose.

Triple Bagger, two bags to cover her head, the third one is for yourself just in case they both come off :P

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Coyote Triple Bagger - the three bags are used as you describe, Bilbo, but you also have a coyote on standby in the bedroom, so it can gnaw your arm off in the moring so you don't wake her up when you leave.
;)

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How about Coyote Replacement a girl so ugly that the bags don't work so you bang the coyote instead :P

What if...if,if,if?

"If my auntie had b*llocks she'd be my uncle" ;D

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Originally Posted by bilbo

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Originally Posted by X

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Originally Posted by bilbo

My favourites for describing a real ugly girl you pulled.

Double Bagger, a girl so ugly you need to stick two bags over her head just in case one comes off.

and for the real moose.

Triple Bagger, two bags to cover her head, the third one is for yourself just in case they both come off :P

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Coyote Triple Bagger - the three bags are used as you describe, Bilbo, but you also have a coyote on standby in the bedroom, so it can gnaw your arm off in the moring so you don't wake her up when you leave.
;)

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How about Coyote Replacement a girl so ugly that the bags don't work so you bang the coyote instead :P

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