Good one, Miles. Very Creepy.Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
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Good one, Miles. Very Creepy.Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I like a couple of lines in "The Friday After Next" I love the pimp in that movie he's so damn funny.
"Pimp in distrees Pimp in distrees, I'm caught between a pimp a hard place" and he says it that high arse voice he has lol.
Theres a few other ones from that movie but I just cant think of them right now.
Harry Xmas : Oh you know i feed them ,bathe them , pet them I've even bread them !Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
Mary : Mary oh really ? Any intresting breeding ?
Harry : No mainly just Doggy Style .
Harry : This one time we successfully made a Bulldog with a Shitzu ...
Mary : Really thats strange ...
Harry Yeah we called it a bullshit ... :D
Watched that at the cinema was expecting it to be Shit After I'd read in the WWF monthly Magazine , Brett the hitman Hart gave it 0/10 .
Remember i had my French Aural exam the next monday at School me and this other kid who's watched it at the weekend like me were reciting the lines and discussing the scenes in front of 30 other boys and girls all whilst pissingourselves laughing , we were getting some strange stares , luckily he was the hardest guy in School .
Hahah CC man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wadeb_21
'Mommas BA-BA- Barbeque. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo Momma'! ;D
cool CLICK!! Jbirdy!
Theres loads from the original friday..
Smokey -Just gimme three and a haf minutes with her..Maybe even fo..She be wantin to marry a nigger..
Craig- who her momma
Smokey..Yea..Older the berry sweeter the juice.
Craig- man its the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice..
Smokey- Yeh well..She blacker then a motherfucker too
Haha thats Money Mike..Aka Kat williams i think..Quote:
Originally Posted by Wadeb_21
Hes amazing at stand up..Youtube him ;) :)
Anything from Tombstone, Goodfellas, Scarface, Rocky are classic.
A good new one (Grandma's Boy)..."I can't stop cumming. It feels so good. I'm sorry"...as he's jacking off all over his friend's mom.
The kid who keeps calling his parents his roommates lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Brockton Bomber
I enjoyed that movie.
Anyone like Me, Myself, and Irene? There's a ton of wicked quotes in that movie.
Jamaal, "Our daddy may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!"
After I guy throws his cig infront of Hank.
Hank Evans: Hey ringworm...
[Softball Player looks around]
Hank Evans: Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?
Softball Player: Hey buddy, chill out. It's just a cigarette.
Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.
Shonte Jr.: Anybody know how to fly this damn thing?
Jamaal: Motherfucker, it can't be that hard, it's just lift versus drag and rotation.
Lee Harvey: Yeah, man, get your head out your ass.
Shonte Jr.: It's not that, man, the controls are written in German, ya asshole.
Lee Harvey: Motherfucker, you speak German don't you?
Shonte Jr.: Motherfucker, I can speak it, I ain't saying I can read the shit all that good.
Jamaal: [Grabs instruction book] You a motherfuckin' disgrace!
Shonte Jr.: Okay so I add up the atomic masses of the proton and neutron, I see's that, but what do I do with the goddam electron? Can I bring it over here?
Jamaal: Enrico Fermi would roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit. I mean he would just turn over ass up in your face and wouldn't give a fuck!
I love the 3 black kids in that movie... one of my favs. Sorry for the long ass post.
Here's a few more:
Hank Evans: You know, I think you're a very special unit.
Irene P. Waters: That's sweet.
Hank Evans: I hope we get to know each other better.
Irene P. Waters: Yeah, me too.
Hank Evans: Do you swallow?
Irene P. Waters: Stay away from me, Hank! I know what you have planned, OK? I saw your so-called "supplies."
Hank Evans: Oh... that! I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.
Irene P. Waters: I was talking about the shovel and the lime.
Guy on Street: Hey big guy, you hear the news, my son Billy got the lead in his school musical.
Hank Evans: Well I guess he likes the cock after all.
Haha that movie is quality what about other lineQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimboogie
Im daddy now next time i'll fucking kill ya ;)
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same F******' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no F******' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same F******' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same F******' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean S***.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot F******' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: S*** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: F*** you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: F*** you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your a**.
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Alright hate to be a dick and make you watch a clip.... But me being in sales management, this movie is a must... This picture is so lowkey and has a Fukin allstar cast.... watch this clip it really puts sales into perspective... The success, expectations, the losing, complaining and heartlessness and most of all thanklessness with a wgat have you done lately philosophy.... Enjoy this clip of Glen gary/Glen ross
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY
Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good F*** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.
You going to bark all day little doggy or are you going to bite.
yo jtrock what that movie called? i love watching stuff like that,let us know so i can go rent it :)Quote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
my bad. GLEN GARY?GLEN ROSS got it ;)
;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy McClure
CC. Hell yeah. I said that joke on here and everyone laughed at me. Gotta love it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark TKO
:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy McClure
my favorite part of Glengary glenn ross was the Pacino Rant
excellent acting here
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"My client, the honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to F****** jail. The son of a bitch is guilty."
Defense lawyer in court, played Al Pacino, in "And Justice for All", 1979.
Sling Blade
Doyle: Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
:laugh:
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Originally Posted by CFH
:lolololol:
The Golden Child
Hey, that's a neat trick you do, where somebody throws a rock at you and you wave your hand and make it hit something else. Did you ever hear of Ed McMahon and "Star Search"? Do they have "Star Search" in Tibet? Probably not. Probably got "Food Search." But you know what we could do, is we could all go on "Star Search" and we could give the audience rocks, and have them throw them at you, and then you can wave your hand and make them all hit Ed McMahon - hard.
Marcellus : If he go to china..I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by ICE COLD BOXING
"Full Metal Jacket" there are so many good lines at the beginning of this movie when the guys are in basic that you couldn't list them all. My favorite:
Sgt Hartman: Private Pyle why is your footlocker unlocked?
Pyle: Sir, I don't Know Sir.
Hartman: If there is one thing in this world I don't like it's an unlocked footlocker, you know that don't you?
Pyle: Sir, yes Sir.
Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?
Plye: Sir, no Sir.
Hartman: Get down! Well now, lets see if there's anything missing (dumps locker tray on floor). Holy Jesus! What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?
Pyle: Sir, a jelly donut Sir.
Lee Ermey should have gotten an oscar for his performance as the Sgt.
"....Shaun you are my same height....that is NEAT" - Don Durkett, Orange County
"Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?" - Lance, Orange County
Axel Foley: Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"
HAHAHA......god I love it when Eddie Murphy goes off like that
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the MONDAYS" - Office Space
Gotta love Clint Eastwood:
Feel lucky punk? Well do ya?
We're gonna take you out...........Me and Smith, and Wesson.
The speech from "Unforgiven", at the end, when he's about to come out of the bar. Something like "Anyoneone tries to shoot me, I'm gonna kill you, and your family, and then burn your house down."
Deniro's line from "Heat", "Never become attached to anything you can't walk out on in 30 seconds if the heat is around the corner."
The Matrix-
I dont understand what's going on.......You are "The One", Neo.
Got to give Arnold some props:
Stick around! Get to the Chopper! Get out! There's a bomb! I'll be back! All get a small nod, but some of his best were:
The Running Man- Killian! I'm gonna ram my fist into your stomach, and rip out your goddamn spine!
Also from The Running Man- Uplink, underground, uplink, underground. If you don't shut up, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!
Raw Deal- Remember when I said I'd kill you last...............I lied.
Just a few off the top of my head.
"I know Kung Fu" - best Keanu quote EVER right next to "I.....am an....F-B-I AGENT"
Hey BG , a movie you want to check out is
Ghost Dog : Way of the Samurai
you will enjoy !
Hell yeah, One of Jim Jarmusch's coolest movies. Forrest is awesome in this flick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lords Gym
Troy McClure in calling all quakers : Have it your way baby .
I believe I have seen it. With Forrest Whitaker? I enjoyed it, but I have not seen it since it first arrived on VHS. I think I will check it out again now that you've brought it to my attention. Thanks, my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lords Gym
I just finished watching Ghost Dog a few days ago, was on one of the movie channels.. I have it on DVD, had not watched it in years. great flick that.
Go ahead punk! Make my day!
"I got no place left to go... I got no place left to go!!!"-Richard Gere, An Officer and a Gentleman
;D
Don't give up an inch........Make them remember FOREVER, the day they played the Titans........
Remember the Titans=can't remember the white coach's real name.
That gave me chills so bad, I had to stand up.
Are you a Man?Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknowndonor