Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

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Originally Posted by RP33

safe to say that if anyone posts "themselves" on here, i will probably never post again, so please don't hah..

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Well no one would force you to click play... ;)
Unless you wanted too. ;D

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

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Originally Posted by RP33

safe to say that if anyone posts "themselves" on here, i will probably never post again, so please don't hah..

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Well no one would force you to click play... ;)
Unless you wanted too. ;D

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haha true.. but you know that if you did it, Bilbo would be so happy that he'd have to make it his new Sigi.. and then i'd see it all over the main boards.. don't do it!! ;D

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it? ;D

i dont need to measure mine. if she moans, screams, scratches my back, etc then theres no need for measuring :cool:

we should have a contest. :D

I have to go running and screaming back tp BIG H's ass nibbling thread.....becoming confused but yet slightly .......mystified :ziplip:;D;D

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Originally Posted by Andre

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it? ;D

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:lol:

Reminds of the a joke where 2 fellas go to the urinals they leave a urinal empty between then when suddenly a tall, big, black man walks in and takes the empty urinal. He unzips his pants and pulls it out. The 2 friends both looked down in shock and disbelieve. The man walks away and 1 of the friends says to the other "Did you see that, holy shit! did you see the size of that?" The friend replies "Wait a minute, I'm still trying to figure out if he was taking a piss or did he bring it to drink water..."

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Hahahaha,Classic.

Think I told you this one before, but a great trick when in front of the piss trough and everyone is in that slience uncomfortable mode ;You finish your piss tap your shoe lightly against the metal twice and say "Fukkin thing" as you zip up.
Gets a laugh from the smarter ones.

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

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Originally Posted by Diane

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Prove it!! :camera:

;D

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What would you like video or pictures? ;)

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BOTH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lickish:

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Originally Posted by CGM

we should have a contest. :D

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I'll be the judge!! ;D

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Originally Posted by Andre

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it? ;D

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I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

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Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey

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Originally Posted by Andre

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it? ;D

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I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

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ha ha quality

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Originally Posted by Drago

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Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey

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Originally Posted by Andre

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it? ;D

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I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

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ha ha quality

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Thats one of those "funny in hindsight" sort of things.
The cat used to sleep with me all the time,and he liked to play,so Id humor him by flicking my fingers under the covers and letting him pounce on them,with the logic of,hey,it hurts less then if he was hitting bare skin,and it humors the cat. I wasnt awake for most of the incident,but either I moved wrong,or was having a better class of dream,and the giant furball must have thought I was playing.
There is no alarm clock on earth that works as well as a cat claw stuck through two layers of blanket and in to that area. You wake up damned quick

as long as the condom fits, you're okay. ;D



size does matter but knowing how to use it is the most important. I learned it the hard way. wife would complain about some pain.

btw, the next thread should be titled this way " are you circumcised or not?"

;D

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Originally Posted by Diane

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

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Originally Posted by Diane

Prove it!! :camera:

;D

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What would you like video or pictures? ;)

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BOTH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lickish:

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oooh please. :-X

Just shy of 8 inches from the top... No pictures for Diane, mick... check your inbox.



































:-X :-\ You checked, didn't you? :p

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Just shy of 8 inches from the top.

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Ain't nobody want to know about your deep throat skills. Keep that shiit to yourself

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Originally Posted by brucelee

as long as the condom fits, you're okay. ;D



size does matter but knowing how to use it is the most important. I learned it the hard way. wife would complain about some pain.

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the pain of embarrasment :confused:

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Originally Posted by kingfrnk

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Originally Posted by brucelee

as long as the condom fits, you're okay. ;D



size does matter but knowing how to use it is the most important. I learned it the hard way. wife would complain about some pain.

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the pain of embarrasment :confused:

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:rotflmao:

That was funny ;D

It works, pleases the woman, thats all that matters to me ;)

besides if she bitched about the size I'd bend her over and tell her it will hurt less in the pooper then;D

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Originally Posted by kingfrnk

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Originally Posted by brucelee

as long as the condom fits, you're okay. ;D



size does matter but knowing how to use it is the most important. I learned it the hard way. wife would complain about some pain.

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the pain of embarrasment :confused:

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:lolhaha:

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

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Originally Posted by kingfrnk

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Originally Posted by brucelee

as long as the condom fits, you're okay. ;D



size does matter but knowing how to use it is the most important. I learned it the hard way. wife would complain about some pain.

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the pain of embarrasment :confused:

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:lolhaha:

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I missed that :lolhaha:

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Just shy of 8 inches from the top.

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Ain't nobody want to know about your deep throat skills. Keep that shiit to yourself

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You'd love me to skull fuck you. Don't try and deny it

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Just shy of 8 inches from the top.

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Ain't nobody want to know about your deep throat skills. Keep that shiit to yourself

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You'd love me to skull fuck you. Don't try and deny it

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http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/...lm_4cf202e.gif You walked in on your mom and one of her "special friends" again, huh?

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I don't understand what that has to do with you liking the feeling of a big fat cock on the back of your throat. :-X

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

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I don't understand what that has to do with you liking the feeling of a big fat cock on the back of your throat. :-X

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Monkey see. Monkey do. You saw your mom getting skull fukked, so why can't you? Right? Go ahead. But it won't be by me. I don't stick my dikk in guys mouths. I don't care if they do wear there sisters underwear and paint there toe nails. Go get at clubber or bilbo. I'm sure they would be more than happy to stiick there dikks in your mouth.

It ain't the same when you can't edit posts, huh bitch? LOL

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

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I don't understand what that has to do with you liking the feeling of a big fat cock on the back of your throat. :-X

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Monkey see. Monkey do. You saw your mom getting skull fukked, so why can't you? Right? Go ahead. But it won't be by me. I don't stick my dikk in guys mouths. I don't care if they do wear there sisters underwear and paint there toe nails. Go get at clubber or bilbo. I'm sure they would be more than happy to stiick there dikks in your mouth.

It ain't the same when you can't edit posts, huh bitch? LOL

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Originally Posted by kingfrnk

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Originally Posted by brucelee

as long as the condom fits, you're okay. ;D



size does matter but knowing how to use it is the most important. I learned it the hard way. wife would complain about some pain.

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the pain of embarrasment :confused:

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you're a funny guy kingfrnk. hehehe.

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Originally Posted by Diane

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.

http://i43.tinypic.com/dexvz4.jpg


Hmmm, I wonder who on here, I would need a magnifying glass with. :magnify:

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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice ;D So what's next? We'll have a female condom that will measure how nicely tight or how flabby loose a girl is? :confused: I wonder how many girls here can get an eco down there :D.

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

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I don't understand what that has to do with you liking the feeling of a big fat cock on the back of your throat. :-X

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Monkey see. Monkey do. You saw your mom getting skull fukked, so why can't you? Right? Go ahead. But it won't be by me. I don't stick my dikk in guys mouths. I don't care if they do wear there sisters underwear and paint there toe nails. Go get at clubber or bilbo. I'm sure they would be more than happy to stiick there dikks in your mouth.

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VD... I never asked you to skull fuck me... you're imagining things... I wonder why that could be ??? :-X

All I clearly said was that you seemed like the type of guy who likes to gag on the cock. Something you've yet to deny.

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

It ain't the same when you can't edit posts, huh bitch? LOL

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lol... don't get too carried away VD... you're acting like you just came up with the worlds best put down or something. At least wait for me to be offended before doing a little victory parade ;)

it's just a bit of banter, huh bitch LOL

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Originally Posted by Chino

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Originally Posted by Diane

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.

http://i43.tinypic.com/dexvz4.jpg


Hmmm, I wonder who on here, I would need a magnifying glass with. :magnify:

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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice ;D So what's next? We'll have a female condom that will measure how nicely tight or how flabby loose a girl is? :confused: I wonder how many girls here can get an eco down there :D.

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It'd be like stirring paint with a match stick! :-X

AdamGB,
Heheheheh! If condoms are sold by size, how about female condoms? Are they also sold by tightness/flabbyness?

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Originally Posted by Chino

AdamGB,
Heheheheh! If condoms are sold by size, how about female condoms? Are they also sold by tightness/flabbyness?

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It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.

And yet we can all have sex just fine, so it seems that someone at least is lying.

Of course all my ex's have had flabbies if not when me met then certainly by the time we broke up :cool:

Fortunatly I when I was younger, I had 12 inch but didnt use it as a Rule ;D

Lol scrap.

The biggest problem I have is trying to take a picture when it is erect. I have to stand in one spot for a few minutes, then come back to the same spot a couple of hours later to actually snap the picture, cause that's how long it takes light bouncing off the knob end to make it back to my camera lens.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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As a hobbit I am assuming?

The first time I made love to the Wife, I thought Id done terriffic. Then I found out she had Ashma. ;D

I solved the size problem years ago.... if she asks for 6 inches I put it in 2X ;D

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Originally Posted by Scrap

The first time I made love to the Wife, I thought Id done terriffic. Then I found out she had Ashma. ;D

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:lolhaha: I nearly choked on my sandwich