Re: Why do women tennis players grunt so noisily?
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Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.
It reminds me of women who wear mini-skirts and get upset or give the angry look when people look at their legs. Wearing skimpy clothes for the attention and then getting angry because people look at them? :confused:
Stick mirrors on your shoes they won't have a clue
;D Until the sun bounces off them and blinds them.
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F!!!!in Saddos :furious2:......2 hours late,Place is like cyber crack I tell ya;D
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Think Kornakova the poster board for selling looks-sex.
But could she play?Seems she always choked , never hit the top tier.
She is easily the biggest under-achiever in tennis history. And she eems to have set the mold for today's women in tennis. She had a huge game, but let the stardom run her life. She's a rich kitty kat though; too bd she left behind a whorish' legacy.
I didn't know she could play that well.Always thought her the Mia St John type of her sport lol.
She was a great player, then when she turned pro she didn't deal well with losing and couldn't modify and tweak her play to adjust to the higher level of play that comes with being on the pro circuit; or it's more like she realized she was such a hottie that she didn't want to change her game and decided to be the face of women's tennis and make boatloads of cash. Simply, she just didn't really care abouther game that had so much potential.
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LEGION
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Kel
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Chino
It reminds me of women who wear mini-skirts and get upset or give the angry look when people look at their legs. Wearing skimpy clothes for the attention and then getting angry because people look at them? :confused:
Stick mirrors on your shoes they won't have a clue
;D Until the sun bounces off them and blinds them.
if they were blinded, I might have a chance.
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boozeboxer
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LEGION
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Spicoli
Think Kornakova the poster board for selling looks-sex.
But could she play?Seems she always choked , never hit the top tier.
She is easily the biggest under-achiever in tennis history. And she eems to have set the mold for today's women in tennis. She had a huge game, but let the stardom run her life. She's a rich kitty kat though;
too bd she left behind a whorish' legacy.
Did someone find out about us?
Hey very cool avatar. You and Bill Dance spending quality time together?
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boozeboxer
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She is easily the biggest under-achiever in tennis history. And she eems to have set the mold for today's women in tennis. She had a huge game, but let the stardom run her life. She's a rich kitty kat though; too bd she left behind a whorish' legacy.
Did someone find out about us?
Hey very cool avatar. You and Bill Dance spending quality time together?
Ha. I used to have an autographed Bill Dance hat, but it was a Milwaukee's Best Light hat.....very hick and I wore it as a child.
I caught that fish last month over break, my buddy took that pic on a camera phone. I turn the big old ones loose so that they can retire.
My friend that it was 7 or 8 pounds....but I don't think it was that large.
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God I used to take my little 2 man plastic boat out every day after work and fish in this bad ass giant pond; loved bass fishing sincea kid. I used to watch Bill Dance religiously....he's my heeeeeeeero; him an' Jimmy Houston wooooooooooooheeeeeeeeeeeee:LOLATYOU:
Pussies; their fashion sucks balls.;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkA3L...eature=channel
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The best one was when him and Terry Bradshaw were fishing and he got his plastic worm stuck in an alligator's mouth.;D
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I have this huge friend that went out with me checking trot lines one time and a mouse that was in teh boat ran up inside his pant leg. You have never seen such a commotion! it reminded me of the cartoons with the elephant and the mouse.
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I hate it too. I had a girlfriend who was extremely loud having sex. Like some porn star. I broke up with her.
Been there. I had a girlfriend once, I'm sure on a few occasions she woke up the entire apartment building. Frankly it was a turnoff. I'd get winks from my neighbors in the morning.
I tried to deal with it once, saying something about not wanting to advertise to the neighbors, but she was seriously offended that I would say something negative about her sexuality, and we didn't last too long after that.
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I hate it too. I had a girlfriend who was extremely loud having sex. Like some porn star. I broke up with her.
Been there. I had a girlfriend once, I'm sure on a few occasions she woke up the entire apartment building. Frankly it was a turnoff. I'd get winks from my neighbors in the morning.
I tried to deal with it once, saying something about not wanting to advertise to the neighbors, but she was seriously offended that I would say something negative about her sexuality, and we didn't last too long after that.
I couldn'tdeal with that personally; my little buddy would lose focus and shrink down to his compact size:p I don't like loud noises period, and especially during a romp. I'd choke her or stuff some socks down her goozle, or at least give her a reason to screech, like sticking a hot knife up her poop chute.
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LEGION
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CGM
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I hate it too. I had a girlfriend who was extremely loud having sex. Like some porn star. I broke up with her.
Been there. I had a girlfriend once, I'm sure on a few occasions she woke up the entire apartment building. Frankly it was a turnoff. I'd get winks from my neighbors in the morning.
I tried to deal with it once, saying something about not wanting to advertise to the neighbors, but she was seriously offended that I would say something negative about her sexuality, and we didn't last too long after that.
I couldn'tdeal with that personally; my little buddy would lose focus and shrink down to his compact size:p I don't like loud noises period, and especially during a romp. I'd choke her or stuff some socks down her goozle, or at least give her a reason to screech, like sticking a hot knife up her poop chute.
Well I am glad I am not alone. I never had sex with her at my place, only at hers. It was a complete turn off. Her neighbors even left notes on her door that they "didn't want to hear her having sex at 8 in the morning."
But I do wish I could bring that joy and satisfaction to other girls.
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Rep for anbody who can tell me who this ass belongs too ;D
http://przemeke.files.wordpress.com/.../hingis_01.jpg
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Ricky Hatton:confused:
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Martina Hingis ?? ;D
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Martina Hingis ?? ;D
Haa Bingo.Have never looked for the submit button in such a hurry ;D
and it surly is no 'Crinkly bottom'
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Yeh it's Hingis ;) What an amazing ass :lickish:
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Yeh it's Hingis ;) What an amazing ass :lickish:
great pic, slightly ruined by the lack of dampness ;D;D;D
Id let hingis take a shit on me
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Yeh it's Hingis ;) What an amazing ass :lickish:
great pic, slightly ruined by the lack of dampness ;D;D;D
Id let hingis take a shit on me
That's my line ;D
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Women tennis players grunt loudly because of penis envy.
They are holding a stick and smacking a ball, it reminds them of what they lost when they were castrated as young children by their fathers (and turned into women) and they lost all of their phallic power.
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Hingis is not looking to clever these days, did anyone see her on beat the star?
Shes proper slut her, been through have the mens tour apparently aswell as Sol Campbell, Sergio Garcia etc etc.
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I dont know ???
But you'd prey they kept it up back at home.