What's brown and getting smaller?
McCauley Culkin's arsehole.
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What's brown and getting smaller?
McCauley Culkin's arsehole.
Michael J. Fox is reportedly so distraught at the death of Michael Jackson that he's shaking uncontrollably.
Jacko's body has left the morgue ... apparently followed by other corpses in a well choreographed dance routine!!
Early reports say that Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed over...
Whats the difference between Janet Jackson and the English cricket team?
Janet will get her hands on the ashes.
What have Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson got in common?
Not quite enough.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Ricky Hatton?
None – both got taken out by a jab.
The news that michael jackson wouldn't get his come back was hard to swallow for Madeline Mcann.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson?
Someone really should've told Michael Jackson he'd get nowhere with kids.
Breaking News: Michael Jackson has only had a stroke.
Don't worry, the boy isn't pressing charges!
Day 97 and Jade Goody get`s a new housemate...
Whats the difference between michael jackson and alex ferguson?
Ferguson will be playin Giggs next year
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Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Nice ones, Drago ....... but they're nothing to do with him dying?
Rest in Peace idol. :)
Sorry Jade, but paedophiles are still more popular than racists.
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what he's dead? when did this happen ha ha
It was reported that Michael Jackson had xanax, prilosec, vicodin, demerol and zoloft........ i didnt know he'd fucked Bob Geldof's kids!!!
Michael Jackson will always be with us... apparently he's not biodegradable.