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Originally Posted by Fenster
This guy is brilliant. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Study Iron palm training videos but just do it with your nose instead of your hand.
Dont forget to come up out of the heated medicine bucket for air though.
If the guy was for real he wouldn't be pussying about with his nose. If you're for real then get the fuck on with it... Too much TALK about how weak these guys are... Do something.Quote:
Originally Posted by HulkOuch !Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
Trust me, we'll never see this promised video... Love him to prove me wrong, but he won't.
I agree with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGBIf the guy was for real he wouldn't be pussying about with his nose. If you're for real then get the fuck on with it... Too much TALK about how weak these guys are... Do something.Quote:
Originally Posted by HulkOuch !Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
Trust me, we'll never see this promised video... Love him to prove me wrong, but he won't.
Its just I don't think this is even a serious thread or proposition by brocktonblockbuster. I mean who the fuck sticks a plastic fork up their nose ? What grown man does that ??? ;D
Well, too much time spent in Korea can eventually turn even the sanest man somewhat weird. Sticking plastic forks up your nose in Starbucks sounds about par for course for a jaded expat. It can become very much like Conrad's 'Heart of Darkness' or 'Apocalypse Now' for those who don't read books. Brocktonblockbust sounds like he has spent too long in the wilderness and is having one of those mid life crisis things.Quote:
Originally Posted by HulkI agree with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGBIf the guy was for real he wouldn't be pussying about with his nose. If you're for real then get the fuck on with it... Too much TALK about how weak these guys are... Do something.Quote:
Originally Posted by HulkOuch !Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
Trust me, we'll never see this promised video... Love him to prove me wrong, but he won't.
Its just I don't think this is even a serious thread or proposition by brocktonblockbuster. I mean who the fuck sticks a plastic fork up their nose ? What grown man does that ??? ;D
And good on him too as there is nothing finer than a man railing against finite existence and wanting to prove it isn't so by beating down on the local population.
Man, I said hit it on the bridge of your nose, you know like the exterior. Not shove it up there! Man, you're making me doubt you now Triple B. If you can't deal with simple conditioning instructions, how are you going to cope with listening to what your cornerman is telling you?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
You were telling him to slap his nose with plastic spoons? I don't know who's more eccentric. The man in the coffee shop shoving the spoons up his nose or the man telling him to get a spoon and hit himself on the nose with it. What happened to just using the spoon to stir the coffee? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by JazMerkinMan, I said hit it on the bridge of your nose, you know like the exterior. Not shove it up there! Man, you're making me doubt you now Triple B. If you can't deal with simple conditioning instructions, how are you going to cope with listening to what your cornerman is telling you?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
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Originally Posted by milesYou were telling him to slap his nose with plastic spoons? I don't know who's more eccentric. The man in the coffee shop shoving the spoons up his nose or the man telling him to get a spoon and hit himself on the nose with it. What happened to just using the spoon to stir the coffee? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by JazMerkinMan, I said hit it on the bridge of your nose, you know like the exterior. Not shove it up there! Man, you're making me doubt you now Triple B. If you can't deal with simple conditioning instructions, how are you going to cope with listening to what your cornerman is telling you?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
It's a well-known conditioning technique. All the greats have done it. Many also do it on the chins. Just imagine how good Mayweather could have been if he'd spent years banging spoons on his nose & chin rather than learning all that silly little stuff like parrying & slipping. And yet he gets into the Hall of Fame while Brocktonblockbust sits in Starbucks with a plastic spoon up his nose. The world just isn't fair.
That your average boxing fan for ya!Quote:
Originally Posted by milesYou were telling him to slap his nose with plastic spoons? I don't know who's more eccentric. The man in the coffee shop shoving the spoons up his nose or the man telling him to get a spoon and hit himself on the nose with it. What happened to just using the spoon to stir the coffee? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by JazMerkinMan, I said hit it on the bridge of your nose, you know like the exterior. Not shove it up there! Man, you're making me doubt you now Triple B. If you can't deal with simple conditioning instructions, how are you going to cope with listening to what your cornerman is telling you?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
miles is omewhat right there, but yu guys have it all wrong you know---I DID follow the instructions, tablespoon-sized spoons will NOT enter the nostril, so had to use teaspoons. Actually teaSPOON because I never got around to the 2nd spoon as the left nostril started bleeding a bit.
Yeah, but you don't stick it up the nostril, just bang it on the bridge of the nose. I've heard that Sugar Ray Leonard did this so that he would be able to take punches off Hearns & outlast him. C'mon Triple B, do you want to be a CHAMPION?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Also with being 185 pounds and lifting weights, you really need to lose a bit of that bulk, BBB. You are just too big and strong right now, so no way will a WW get in the ring with you. They would likely be scared to death by your girth. Stop eating that galbi and stick to the rice.
the rice is bloating me like an irridium zeppelin. I'm thinking of going on the beer diet, which works well for breakfast and zooms you past midday (though you may be clawing a bit) to the 4 pm gong which signals some sort of crumpets and butter break. After that the only thing you have to worry about is dinner, and that shouldn't be much of a mystery.
getting back to business, what weight is this zombie coming in at/tipping the scales at? and is that before or AFTER he downs his last sushi-roll I'll call it as they ripped the Japanese off and then called it gimbap.
finally, i get to watch the handwraps. if he thinks he can paste-up his knuckles or apply any hardening substances to them, he's out of his mind. If he wants he can come in on steroids the little fucking weasel. No help shall he procure from that futile filthiness, as he will see after the opening bell.
Hey Brock, respecting-the-elder is a big thing with Koreans and you're almost old enough to be my father so I got to think twice about beating you up but if you desperately want it, you can get it. In the boxing ring or in an underground fight, i can set it up...
It would have to be sparring as you both need to know how you shape up against one another. Nobody wants anyone to get hurt. You say you are coming over this year so why not organise something? A bit of sparring? I could possibly even come along and watch and take notes for the Saddo crowd.Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
underground as in a basement or some shit? I'd rather go for an actually squared circle. Fuck the respect for the elders thing, Im American :)
Sounds good. We can also do a HBO style Face-Off for the Saddo members and you can be our Max Kellerman. The interview can be set up at a high class hostess bar that's run by my big brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by milesIt would have to be sparring as you both need to know how you shape up against one another. Nobody wants anyone to get hurt. You say you are coming over this year so why not organise something? A bit of sparring? I could possibly even come along and watch and take notes for the Saddo crowd.Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
;D
Totally, me too. I would have it no other way as a respectable Englishman. If it could be all managed without anything dodgy, then I am all for it. I am no fighter myself, but this could be a might moment in recording Saddoboxing fight history. A documented session between two known posters. It would be very impressive.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
The mix of boxing and the whole deal being set up in a hostess bar....comedy gold! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamitaSounds good. We can also do a HBO style Face-Off for the Saddo members and you can be our Max Kellerman. The interview can be set up at a high class hostess bar that's run by my big brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by milesIt would have to be sparring as you both need to know how you shape up against one another. Nobody wants anyone to get hurt. You say you are coming over this year so why not organise something? A bit of sparring? I could possibly even come along and watch and take notes for the Saddo crowd.Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
;D
well goddamit whose gonna step up and administer this thing
You need to decide when you will be ready, where you want to fight and if your opponent can be in the same place at the same time. It's your call, you have a potential opponent this year and I will be ready to observe the whole deal. Are you ready to go through with this? It can seemingly be set up if you are willing to suggest what is good for you. FinitoElDinamita when are you in Korea? Maybe that sets it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
well I'll be ready to fight about august15. Can't promise i can make the 147 pound limit at my age though.
With the summer weather in this country it shouldn't be that hard, still let's see what your potential opponent says.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
r u talking about 18 yr old Kim?
No, the other guy has vanished, let's see if he comes back.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Ill be in Korea at the end of July... Im always in fighting shape so I can do it whenevers.
You sir are a poet. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by milesWell, too much time spent in Korea can eventually turn even the sanest man somewhat weird. Sticking plastic forks up your nose in Starbucks sounds about par for course for a jaded expat. It can become very much like Conrad's 'Heart of Darkness' or 'Apocalypse Now' for those who don't read books. Brocktonblockbust sounds like he has spent too long in the wilderness and is having one of those mid life crisis things.Quote:
Originally Posted by HulkI agree with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGBIf the guy was for real he wouldn't be pussying about with his nose. If you're for real then get the fuck on with it... Too much TALK about how weak these guys are... Do something.Quote:
Originally Posted by HulkOuch !Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
Trust me, we'll never see this promised video... Love him to prove me wrong, but he won't.
Its just I don't think this is even a serious thread or proposition by brocktonblockbuster. I mean who the fuck sticks a plastic fork up their nose ? What grown man does that ??? ;D
And good on him too as there is nothing finer than a man railing against finite existence and wanting to prove it isn't so by beating down on the local population.
Might be a bit early for BBB who needs to practice more with the spoon and get the weight down. It would be awful to see an older man weight drained.Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
How were the kids today?Quote:
Originally Posted by milesMight be a bit early for BBB who needs to practice more with the spoon and get the weight down. It would be awful to see an older man weight drained.Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
lolz yea I just hope he stays away from the street foods because they're literally everywhere..
Brockton will get robbed if it goes to a decision. Just ask Roy Jones.;)
solar flare has disrupted the kids' phonics lately, they can no longer pronounce the "f" as they had been able to do last week.
true end of july is a bit early. I need about 9 weeks from today for adequate training. Miles will there be a weigh-in and what is my weight requirement please.
I've no idea, you will need to ask your opponent. I'm not the one fighting you! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
still not sure who my opponent is as arum, king and miles have all played the shell game with it, i thought it was a Volcano, then Andrew Hartley, now is it looking like a 3rd opponent named Finito Dinamita or something? seriously......
Dinimamita pls provide Tale of the Tape
If you're serious about Boxing, no disrespect to this man Hartley, but, fighting someone like him wouldnt do you any good. You would not make much progress by knocking him out senseless with a glazing punch to the forehead. You have to go up against someone with a healthy heartbeat, like me..Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
To be fair Kid Thunder is clearly past his prime so it wouldn't be a good matchup. He just hasn't been the same since the Zelenoff peak. It would be a bit like picking on the special needs kid at this stage, so I retract that proposal as a potential matchup.Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamitaIf you're serious about Boxing, no disrespect to this man Hartley, but, fighting someone like him wouldnt do you any good. You would not make much progress by knocking him out senseless with a glazing punch to the forehead. You have to go up against someone with a healthy heartbeat, like me..Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
what kind of Tape Tale does Dinamita have, then?
Who's going to be the special referee? ;D
No way am I getting in the way of Brockton's power shots! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by mattboxingfan