Re: Does God have a purpose for your penis?
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Mars_ax
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No offense, but it is just your opinion. Mayweather, Pacquiao, Toney, RJJ, SRL, Holyfield, Foreman and several other all time great are strong believers, and this gives some support that there is something up there.
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That's about the lamest argument i've heard yet for the existence of "god". :lolhaha:
You sound like you're young, dumb, impressionable, condescending and believe you have all the answers. (no offense) Hopefully someday you'll extract your head from your ass and
face reality.
One recent olympic gold champion in boxing referring to his path was saying this: "I trained in a small gym under my house. My coach was telling everybody that he was preparing an olympic champion there. All neighbors were laughing and suggesting to be more realistic. At the end, they turned out to be wrong. So stay un-realistic"
Muhhamed Ali had similar faith: "I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was. " or "It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself. "
No offence pal, apparently you were hard treated by life and got broken at some point, became bitter to yourself and other, which is seen in your comments. I prefer to take example from the best, no matter how un-realistic it seems, rather than listen to average-joes.
Re: Does God have a purpose for your penis?
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NVSemin
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Mars_ax
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No offense, but it is just your opinion. Mayweather, Pacquiao, Toney, RJJ, SRL, Holyfield, Foreman and several other all time great are strong believers, and this gives some support that there is something up there.
Thread is closed.
That's about the lamest argument i've heard yet for the existence of "god". :lolhaha:
You sound like you're young, dumb, impressionable, condescending and believe you have all the answers. (no offense) Hopefully someday you'll extract your head from your ass and
face reality.
One recent olympic gold champion in boxing referring to his path was saying this: "I trained in a small gym under my house. My coach was telling everybody that he was preparing an olympic champion there. All neighbors were laughing and suggesting to be
more realistic. At the end, they turned out to be wrong. So stay
un-realistic"
Muhhamed Ali had similar faith: "I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was. " or "It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself. "
No offence pal, apparently you were hard treated by life and got broken at some point, became bitter to yourself and other, which is seen in your comments. I prefer to take example from the best, no matter how un-realistic it seems, rather than listen to average-joes.
FYI, @NVSemin, my life wasn't an easy one growing up, but rather then breaking me, it actually made me stronger. As for me being bitter to myself and others, hardly, I am however cynical when it comes to religion.
You sound like you know a bit about boxing, and you're Russian? Welcome to the forum, if you haven't already, you might try posting something on the boxing forum, there's a great group of boxing fans here.
cheers
Re: Does God have a purpose for your penis?
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NVSemin
I am Russian, not Dutch. As a christian, I forgive the Mars.ax guy , true man hates no one.
I might be mixing you up with another poster. Which is both hilarious and not the first time. I get the religion. Born into a strong Catholic family. Went to a Catholic school. Will probably marry a catholic girl. But outside of these things, that is where it all ends. This place has a great deal of skepticism. Much like society.
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nv semin the religious zealot---
1 question: how can you minimize others' comments by saying 'no offense, but that is just your opinion', and in the same breath proclaim that the bible is the unequivocal irrefutable word of God?
No offense, but that is just your opinion. :cool:
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NVSemin
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NVSemin
Jesus took away our sins and paid for them on the cross. Therefore, God no longer judges the believers. "The strength of sin is the law" (1 Corinthians 15:56). Please, tell your friend, as long as he feels guilty or condemned by God, he will continue sinning (masturbate in this case). The truth or too good to be true news ( = gospel) are that there is now no condemnation for those who believe in Christ Jesus and his finished work on the cross.
how convenient. :rolleyes: who thought that one up. :-X
Romans 8:1 says "Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus, because through Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit who gives life has set you[a] free from the law of sin and death."
you, guys, in the middle of your own men-made bullshit, try to open the bible sometimes and read what God himself says about stuff
You look it up. Ive already read the New testament even went to bible collage on my own undertaking.
His name was Yeshua Ben Joseph Pantera born in March, not Dec 25th.(December 25th was the existing winter solace holiday for Rome. Sabbath day of the one true God has always been on a Saturday never on a Sunday.
(See what Rome with its take over did to you all? )
Rome took over the Desponii or 'the first ones of your religion',they killed us off as well as others who would worship God in love. They changed scriptures to suit their purpose of world domination. At the Council in and around 312ad after they took years to decide what to omit and what to leave they then called in all practicing Christian leaders and said :"now it is done this way,'our way' or else we will excommunicate and kill you basically."
Men from planet Earth got to your New Testament and got to your Lords name as well as changed the sacred days.they then placed themselves in between man and God and taught that you had to go through them to get to God as he is external and should be feared.
They omitted some and altered many of the Apostles writings to fall into line with Paul the only one who never met Yeshua in person,never walked with him or was personally taught by him; but is the one who Yeshua bi located to in spirit and warned him against all of what he was doing.
Some of your scriptures passages are fine they left a lot of truth in there.The parables will lead the way.
It is stated in your book that the kingdom of heaven is within you, it is not external.
It also states that God is love.
You will also find the complete reverse to these truths in the very same book.
By the way, if this annoys you at all and you feel any anger/anxiousness, forgive me ;).
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I am already not happy that I started this holy war ;D
Please, do not get offended if I do not reply this time, otherwise we won't stop here
Well, if anyone wants some feedback from me, I suggest opening new thread or just PM.
Re: Does God have a purpose for your penis?
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Mars_ax
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Dia bando
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Mars_ax
Mars you have to face it your Friend is a WANKER.;D
Actually the "wanker" is more of an 'acquaintance' then he is a friend. I'm a Vietnam era U.S.A.F. veteran and so is my wife who was in the U.S. Navy. There's a group of us Vets here in East Texas who meet up a couple times a year to shoot the shit, swap lies about the big fish we caught, eat lunch, drink a beer, coffee and whatnot, a Band of Brothers in arms as it were. ;)
Anyway the "wanker" (who is much younger then most of us) joined in a convo some of us were having about jerkin-off. It wasn't like a deep discussion or anything, "wanker" did most of the talking, we were all kind of chuckling/snickering under our breath. ;)
I bumped into this same "wanker" who was ahead of me in the checkout line at the supermarket a few weeks back. He was eyeballing the six pack of Guinness in bottles I was getting ready to buy with a disdainful look, and made some barely audible comment like "why the geeness"? I guess "god" must not like people who drink beer either.:-\
In my job I have a lot to do with Religion, it's not the Religion so much some of the people that preach
it is the problem. To be honest they don't practices what they preach, I no quite a few that strayed of the path {Fucking other peoples Wife's} ;D But I guess that alright at least they were not drinking beer heaven forbid.;D
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NVSemin
I am already not happy that I started this holy war ;D
Please, do not get offended if I do not reply this time, otherwise we won't stop here
Well, if anyone wants some feedback from me, I suggest opening new thread or just PM.
You didnt start a holy war, dont worry about it,we dont.
There are plenty of topics that have covered God in the past they get re run occasionally.
No one left here is bothered by others beliefs or how or if you attempt to back them up or not.
People who leave are the ones who get bothered. ;)
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Dia bando
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Mars_ax
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Dia bando
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Mars_ax
Mars you have to face it your Friend is a WANKER.;D
Actually the "wanker" is more of an 'acquaintance' then he is a friend. I'm a Vietnam era U.S.A.F. veteran and so is my wife who was in the U.S. Navy. There's a group of us Vets here in East Texas who meet up a couple times a year to shoot the shit, swap lies about the big fish we caught, eat lunch, drink a beer, coffee and whatnot, a Band of Brothers in arms as it were. ;)
Anyway the "wanker" (who is much younger then most of us) joined in a convo some of us were having about jerkin-off. It wasn't like a deep discussion or anything, "wanker" did most of the talking, we were all kind of chuckling/snickering under our breath. ;)
I bumped into this same "wanker" who was ahead of me in the checkout line at the supermarket a few weeks back. He was eyeballing the six pack of Guinness in bottles I was getting ready to buy with a disdainful look, and made some barely audible comment like "why the geeness"? I guess "god" must not like people who drink beer either.:-\
In my job I have a lot to do with Religion, it's not the Religion so much some of the people that preach
it is the problem. To be honest they don't practices what they preach, I no quite a few that strayed of the path {Fucking other peoples Wife's} ;D But I guess that alright at least they were not drinking beer heaven forbid.;D
I suppose you guys do open casket ones too? Can you put ice and cans of beer in with them and use it like an esky? :D
Re: Does God have a purpose for your penis?
Indeed he does.it is to be sucked by Scarlett Johannson.;D
Re: Does God have a purpose for your penis?
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Greenbeanz
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Andre
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NVSemin
I am already not happy that I started this holy war ;D
Please, do not get offended if I do not reply this time, otherwise we won't stop here
Well, if anyone wants some feedback from me, I suggest opening new thread or just PM.
You didnt start a holy war, dont worry about it,we dont.
There are plenty of topics that have covered God in the past they get re run occasionally.
No one left here is bothered by others beliefs or how or if you attempt to back them up or not.
People who leave are the ones who get bothered. ;)
Andre is right this is a broad church, except it's not a church and there aren't too many broads.
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Re: Does God have a purpose for your penis?
Email him this video. He'll question his faith and start enjoying his daily tug even more than he already does...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJ-_OTvsqo
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@Conrad,
That guy is funny, and an atheist just like me! As for my friend, I pity anyone who believes "god" cares about their sex lives. They say ignorance is bliss, but in his case i'm not so sure.
This same guy, also believes that when Jesus was allegedly drinking wine in the "gospels" it was actually non-alcoholic grape juice.
Re: Does God have a purpose for your penis?
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Mars_ax
@
Conrad ,
That guy is funny, and an atheist just like me! As for my friend, I pity anyone who believes "god" cares about their sex lives. They say ignorance is bliss, but in his case i'm not so sure.
This same guy, also believes that when
Jesus was allegedly drinking wine in the "gospels" it was actually non-alcoholic grape juice.
That's even funnier than his other beliefs.
The church really have control over what he thinks havent they :o.
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Admit it, your firiend is @NVSemin
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So, anyway ....... back to the question.
I certainly hope that God has a purpose for my penis, because approximately half the human race fucking doesn't.
;D
