Merry Christmas to all my PALS on Saddo!

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

Modern Christmas is an excuse to indulge to credit damaging extremes. I merely posit that the excesses of Christmas spoil it and that a simple family meal would be more than enough for most without all the useless tat. Just enjoy your family and leave it at that would be my approach (though I never go home for Christmas as there isn't enough space for me anymore with all the children raising children in my family...I'm a bloody great Uncle at 35! It is one of the reasons I rail against children that breed.)

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It sounds like you are one 'fun' Bastard at Christmas.

Hey, here comes Uncle Gandalf.

Aw Geez. I hate him.

I'm siding with Billy on this one.
Miles is Scrooge incarnate.

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Originally Posted by Bill Paxtom

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

Modern Christmas is an excuse to indulge to credit damaging extremes. I merely posit that the excesses of Christmas spoil it and that a simple family meal would be more than enough for most without all the useless tat. Just enjoy your family and leave it at that would be my approach (though I never go home for Christmas as there isn't enough space for me anymore with all the children raising children in my family...I'm a bloody great Uncle at 35! It is one of the reasons I rail against children that breed.)

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It sounds like you are one 'fun' Bastard at Christmas.

Hey, here comes Uncle Gandalf.

Aw Geez. I hate him.

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I have never been home at Christmas. We adhere to my kind of thinking on the issue. The goal is not to be fun, but to stay true to your ideals.

I've no idea who the kids are. None of my business.

Christmas is fun by treating it as any other day and to not get lost in the foolish hallucinations of the general public.

There's nothing fun about christmas for adults that booze all year round. I normally end up looking at people thinking how can they be that pissed from such little booze.

Also, buying presents for people that I don't really want to is funking stupid. But I do it. Because i'm a cunt.

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Originally Posted by Bill Paxtom

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

Modern Christmas is an excuse to indulge to credit damaging extremes. I merely posit that the excesses of Christmas spoil it and that a simple family meal would be more than enough for most without all the useless tat. Just enjoy your family and leave it at that would be my approach (though I never go home for Christmas as there isn't enough space for me anymore with all the children raising children in my family...I'm a bloody great Uncle at 35! It is one of the reasons I rail against children that breed.)

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It sounds like you are one 'fun' Bastard at Christmas.

Hey, here comes Uncle Gandalf.

Aw Geez. I hate him.

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Aw, he's OK. I just wish he wouldn't fill his pockets with candy when he leaves.

Honey, take off that outfit and go home.

Uncle Gandalf said that Christmas is 'nothing' to get excited about.

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She may as well have shown her breasts, 'cause her face is nothing to brag about.

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Originally Posted by Fenster

There's nothing fun about christmas for adults that booze all year round. I normally end up looking at people thinking how can they be that pissed from such little booze.

Also, buying presents for people that I don't really want to is funking stupid. But I do it. Because i'm a cunt.

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The only way to avoid the drinking problem you mention here is to get together with a bunch of proper drinkers for the holidays. That way you avoid all the family too. I'm having Christmas dinner with my eighties parents tomorrow and the other members of the family I can stand and then I'm off on a holiday drinking safari and will meet up with a selection of professional year-round stoners and boozers. That's the way to do it.

God bless you all, have a nice time. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. :)

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Originally Posted by TitoFan

She may as well have shown her breasts, 'cause her face is nothing to brag about.

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Maria Molina

Merry Christmas Poppy !!!


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Originally Posted by Fenster

There's nothing fun about christmas for adults that booze all year round. I normally end up looking at people thinking how can they be that pissed from such little booze.

Also, buying presents for people that I don't really want to is funking stupid. But I do it. Because i'm a cunt.

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The only way to avoid the drinking problem you mention here is to get together with a bunch of proper drinkers for the holidays. That way you avoid all the family too. I'm having Christmas dinner with my eighties parents tomorrow and the other members of the family I can stand and then I'm off on a holiday drinking safari and will meet up with a selection of professional year-round stoners and boozers. That's the way to do it.

God bless you all, have a nice time. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. :)

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Do they have to sit around while you bore them to death with talk of how smart you are?

Shirley Jones {1960}

Age ........................ 26
Height .................... 5' 5"
Weight ................... 130 lbs.
Measurements ........ 34 - 23 - 37
Gantry's .................. 'B' ~ Firm and Subtle

Merry Christmas Triple 'B'

Now get over here, and 'drive' one home.

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Shirley Jones

Triple 'B'

After you open the 'present' in the Front Door, do not forget to 'annex' the Back Door.

There is a much 'bigger' present there !!! ........... ;)

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Shirley Jones

Triple 'B'

After you open the 'present' in the Front Door, do not forget to 'annex' the Back Door.

There is a much 'bigger' present there !!! ........... ;)

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...9tSoZeubwAS0hd

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Holy s*** Bill that almost does the same trick as Gina Lollobrigida

Shirley Jones {1954}

Age; 20

Merry Christmas Triple 'B'

Now, rub my Bunny Hair !!!

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I'm li'l late this year, I usually visit here every Christmas. But these days everytime I come here, I feel more and more like a stranger with less good ol' pals out here. Well anywayz, Merry Christmas to you all!

Claudia Cardinale

Merry Christmas Triple 'B'

I heard you like to 'pluck' Birds {ie; Shirley Partridge}.

How about feasting on an Italian Cardinale'.

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Claudia Cardinale'

From Italy

I'd like to wish a Merry Christmas to all the Saddo Boxing Boys.

Ciao.

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hippy Crimbos

thx Bill, the Italians Connection rocks!

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Originally Posted by Master

I think I need to get the Christmas tree out of the attic now that you have reminded me.

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Thanks @Master for your nice greetings. I'll rep you back after I've repped some strangers here. Merry Christmas to you, and the rest of the gang. BTW, all Christmas trees here are plastics, hardly any evergreen trees grow here, only coconuts and bananas.;D;)

@Master what the f&%$? You have a christmas tree for?!?!?

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

@Master what the f&%$? You have a christmas tree for?!?!?

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Yes but no presents. :(

Merry Christmas Hope you all had a top day.:cool:

Merry Christmas

Let's not forget what December 25th is all about.

Peace To All.


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Hey, I appreciate all you guys. We've had some great conversations over the years. I hope you, and your families have a great Christmas and a good new year.

However you celebrate, happy holidays.

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@Master what the f&%$? You have a christmas tree for?!?!?

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Yes but no presents. :(

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christmas presents from Brockton to @Master click for slide show please ::::

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@Master what the f&%$? You have a christmas tree for?!?!?

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Yes but no presents. :(

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christmas presents from Brockton to @Master click for slide show please ::::

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I think Master is more of a pie man.

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@Master what the f&%$? You have a christmas tree for?!?!?

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Yes but no presents. :(

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christmas presents from Brockton to @Master click for slide show please ::::

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I think Master is more of a pie man.

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yeah, Beanz, I agree: he's 1 short of a picnic.

@Master where were you---we were all waiting for you and your wife to show up and dance with us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqrxvv8zlLw

I would love to visit New York one day.

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@Master where were you---we were all waiting for you and your wife to show up and dance with us
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Brock not much dancing on your part but I did like the glazed look on your face,! drunk as a skunk
I bet.;D

Too many Indian girls there

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Too many Indian girls there

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I am there. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Fenster

There's nothing fun about christmas for adults that booze all year round. I normally end up looking at people thinking how can they be that pissed from such little booze.

Also, buying presents for people that I don't really want to is funking stupid. But I do it. Because i'm a cunt.

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The only way to avoid the drinking problem you mention here is to get together with a bunch of proper drinkers for the holidays. That way you avoid all the family too. I'm having Christmas dinner with my eighties parents tomorrow and the other members of the family I can stand and then I'm off on a holiday drinking safari and will meet up with a selection of professional year-round stoners and boozers. That's the way to do it.

God bless you all, have a nice time. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. :)

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Do they have to sit around while you bore them to death with talk of how smart you are?

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They already know. They spent the dinner talking about my dad being ill a couple of days previously.

Actual dialogue from the dinner table :

[both extremely hard of hearing and they yell at each other even when they're sitting next to each other]

Mother [yelling at me]: Do you want to see his sick? It's really unusual. I took photographs of it. They're on my phone.

Me: No thanks mam.

Father [yelling]: Does he want to see my sick?

Mother [yelling] : No, he doesn't want to look at it.

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@Master what the f&%$? You have a christmas tree for?!?!?

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Yes but no presents. :(

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christmas presents from Brockton to @Master click for slide show please ::::

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Looks cold.

Punjabi cold?

Just cold. It's no good if it's cold.