What the hell do i do if there is some kind of rat in my room?!?!

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Originally Posted by The_One77

I was just about to go to sleep when there was this rat on my bed laying down like it was about to shit itself on my pillow. I got scared because it was one scary looking motherfuc*er, and it ran away.....its lurking in my room somehwere and im afraid to go to sleep because the rat might try to do something nasty on me while im asleep.
So now, i have to sleep on the couch because im pissed scared....sorry to spam but how do i get rid off it!? >:mad

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Airgun.One shot one kill. :)

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Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

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Originally Posted by The_One77

hahaha...just too bump and end this retarded thread once and for all, this is what happened...
I ended up buying this £110 (summin like 70 dollars) device which makes a frequency noise so low humans can't hear it except the mouse....so i plugged the device in and went to sleep for the night.
So the next day i woke up, and the mouse was lying dead on the carpet with it's ears blown apart.. I was so proud of myself, the B****** never had a chance.


Who's the Daddy now, mr mouse 8)

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thats gangsta

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Outstanding!!!
Fuck a mouse that can't hear no more! 8)

fuck em

i like the little guys

Theres a large rat in Northern Korea ,I think the CIA must be working hard on his frequency.

BUMP.... Class thread, very funny,start at the beginning.

There is a rat in the kitchen what am I going to do?

You should not have let it in you might say it was - A Careless Whisker !

Mice u can get rid of yourselve but for rats consider calling a service u could have hundreds of them

our old house was at the back of an allotment so every now and again we'd get the odd rat in the veranda, the dog was fucking useless she used to sit and bark at them but never made any effort to kill the fucking things.

anyway I once killed a rat with a bottle of wine, proper hardcore, spotted the rat, twatted it with the bottle of wine, wine bottle shattered and we had a damp rat to dispose of.

Another time the rat got the jump on me, I was armed with a hammer, it ran out of me dads tool cupboard and ran straight up my arm and onto my shoulder, it stopped and had a look around then made some crazy suicidal dive for freedom, at this point I wish I could say that I was calm but I was screaming like a bitch and battering my own arm with the hammer that I was holding, old Master Splinter was cool as a cucumber, he made his death defying leap and escaped to freedom.

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Originally Posted by walrus

Mice u can get rid of yourselve but for rats consider calling a service u could have hundreds of them

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As I just mentioned in my previous post we used to live at the back of an allotment and in 25 years I think we had 4 rats that tried their luck, 2 got away and two came to a sticky end.
The mice that we used to get was unreal though, little fuckers used to love the place, constantly had traps set.

We had a mice problem when I was younger and we got a cat which became fat.

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Originally Posted by Master

We had a mice problem when I was younger and we got a cat which became fat.

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That'll be because you fed it lasagne instead of mice

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Originally Posted by Batman

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We had a mice problem when I was younger and we got a cat which became fat.

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That'll be because you fed it lasagne instead of mice

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She cleared the problem by eating them but she got pregnant a lot so we had to give her away.

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Originally Posted by master

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Originally Posted by batman

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we had a mice problem when i was younger and we got a cat which became fat.

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that'll be because you fed it lasagne instead of mice

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she cleared the problem by eating them but she got pregnant a lot so we had to give her away.

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you monster

If I killed and ate it, then I would be a monster.

The cat was a bit of a tart so my parents had to do the decent thing.

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Originally Posted by Master

If I killed and ate it, then I would be a monster.

The cat was a bit of a tart so my parents had to do the decent thing.

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And if your daughter did the same thing?

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Originally Posted by Batman

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If I killed and ate it, then I would be a monster.

The cat was a bit of a tart so my parents had to do the decent thing.

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And if your daughter did the same thing?

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I would give her away too. :)

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by Batman

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Originally Posted by Master

If I killed and ate it, then I would be a monster.

The cat was a bit of a tart so my parents had to do the decent thing.

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And if your daughter did the same thing?

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I would give her away too. :)

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Can't argue with your logic there

Just simply kill the rat if you can't call the rat control unit or something like that or spray some strong shit

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Originally Posted by Paul Kevin

Just simply kill the rat if you can't call the rat control unit or something like that or spray some strong shit

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That is very profound, poignant and deep, batman will be proud of your response.

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by Paul Kevin

Just simply kill the rat if you can't call the rat control unit or something like that or spray some strong shit

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That is very profound, poignant and deep, batman will be proud of your response.

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Close the thread, Paul Kevin has nailed it, nothing more to add.

Well done Sir

The poor thing is just trying to live. Clean your house, get rid of any food stuff he may be able to get at and he will probably leave. Or if it's cold in your area as soon as it warms up he will leave. If you are in a housing complex or apartment forget about it, your screwed cause there is probably hundreds of them. See if u can make peace but guard your women they are very afraid of rats

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Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

There's a rat inma kitchen whatamagonna do?

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Call the real professionals;) That or use a shotgun. That should do the trick.