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​Have you worked out why the paragraph is unusual yet?

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Yes I worked it out, there is no e in the paragraph, you tory loving blue writing tax evading capitalist lover!

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Well done Master, it certainly took you long enough

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An old man dies, leaving behind two sons. In his will, he orders his sons to race with their horses, and the one with the slower horse will receive his inheritance.

The two sons race, but since they're both holding their horses back, they go to a wise man and ask him what they should do. After that, the brothers race again — this time at full speed.

What did the wise man tell them?

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Swap horses for the race

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After they switch horses, whoever wins the race will get the inheritance because they still technically own the losing (i.e., slower) horse.

Now I know why they call you Batman!

Riddle me this...

the river is by a small boat, which can only hold the farmer and one of the three items.

Left unsupervised, the chicken will eat the grain, and the fox will eat the chicken. However, the fox won't try to eat the grain, and neither the fox nor the chicken will wander off.

How does the farmer get everything across the river?

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Riddle me this...

the river is by a small boat, which can only hold the farmer and one of the three items.

Left unsupervised, the chicken will eat the grain, and the fox will eat the chicken. However, the fox won't try to eat the grain, and neither the fox nor the chicken will wander off.

How does the farmer get everything across the river?

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Take the chicken, go back then take the grain, take the chicken back with you then swap him for the fox, leave the fox with the grain and go back and get the chicken

Simples

I was hoping you were going to allow the dim witted @Memphis to answer.

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I was hoping you were going to allow the dim witted @Memphis to answer.

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Fair enough post another and I'll pm you the answer rather than spoiling everyone else's fun

During a recent census, a man told the census taker that he had three children.

When asked their ages, he replied, "The product of their ages is 72. The sum of their ages is the same as my house number."

The census taker ran to the man's front door and looked at the house number.

"I still can't tell," she complained. The man replied, "Oh that's right, I forgot to tell you that the oldest one likes chocolate pudding."

The census taker then promptly wrote down the ages of the three children.

How old are they?

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During a recent census, a man told the census taker that he had three children.

When asked their ages, he replied, "The product of their ages is 72. The sum of their ages is the same as my house number."

The census taker ran to the man's front door and looked at the house number.

"I still can't tell," she complained. The man replied, "Oh that's right, I forgot to tell you that the oldest one likes chocolate pudding."

The census taker then promptly wrote down the ages of the three children.

How old are they?

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I'm gonna have to think about this one

Just googled it, still don't get it, it's pure maths which isn't my strong point

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Just googled it, still don't get it, it's pure maths which isn't my strong point

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I thought it was very simple.

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Just googled it, still don't get it, it's pure maths which isn't my strong point

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I thought it was very simple.

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You must be autistic then cuz that answer was even more if a riddle than the riddle to me

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Just googled it, still don't get it, it's pure maths which isn't my strong point

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I thought it was very simple.

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You must be autistic then cuz that answer was even more if a riddle than the riddle to me

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Check out the Eubank thread now

@Master have you told anyone that I PM'd you the answer to the unusual paragraph riddle?

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@Master have you told anyone that I PM'd you the answer to the unusual paragraph riddle?

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No, not yet. (Do not tell x)

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Just googled it, still don't get it, it's pure maths which isn't my strong point

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I thought it was very simple.

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go on then Einstein, Explain it . IN YOUR OWN WORDS AND NOT GOOGLE OR COPY AND PASTE.

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Just googled it, still don't get it, it's pure maths which isn't my strong point

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I thought it was very simple.

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You fucking liar.

You cant go from the farmer, the chicken, the fox and the corn to some fucking rain man shit like that! Once it's explained, it's very simple. Or if you're actually proficient in math.

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Just googled it, still don't get it, it's pure maths which isn't my strong point

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I thought it was very simple.

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You fucking liar.

You cant go from the farmer, the chicken, the fox and the corn to some fucking rain man shit like that! Once it's explained, it's very simple. Or if you're actually proficient in math.

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It is GCSE maths.

Exactly. Which means any decent non cheating cunt adult has totally forgotten it.

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What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?

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Your name

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What a cunt he didn't let the others answer

Who goes to a place that exists, takes pictures of restaurants and soda cans but stays home

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Who goes to a place that exists, takes pictures of restaurants and soda cans but stays home

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This is a trick. Only a proper mental would do that.

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Who goes to a place that exists, takes pictures of restaurants and soda cans but stays home

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Brock?

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Who goes to a place that exists, takes pictures of restaurants and soda cans but stays home

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No, you've got me there! ;D;D;D;D