Just another one of Wacko's Drunken Round by Rounds Byrd vs Klitschko

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Originally Posted by Medina

yes i was wondering why this thread doesnt have 20 pages by now? wats goin on?

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Might be the fact that my ass has been at a birthday party drinkin & socializin my Wack ass off!!!

But I'm home now & we on like Diznokey Kizong!!! ;D

Wacko why'd you have to cut it this close like McGuiver ;)

C'mon Chris lets cause the upset ::**

BYRD WILL WIN BY A STOPPAGE IN THE 6TH ROUND PEOPLE... THATS ON THE RECORD.

Byrd's wife just talkin about the fact that she was ready for Chris to retire...hmmmmmmm...I wonder if he's makin the 2 million tonight?

You gotdam right Wacko'd retire on 2 mill...I wonder how much Long Island Iced Tea 2 million dollars could buy?

In a way I'm kinda liking the midday fight thing

Wish I could be more excited about the actual fight

Just don't see how Byrd wins, he's almost certainly not gonna win a decision, and he can't punch.

Just gotta wear Wlad out somehow, make it a fast paced fight, but that could get him KO'd or try to make him miss a lot and tire him out. Well see, just not that excited right now. If he gets Wlad tired possibly he can stop him

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Originally Posted by Starr

Wacko why'd you have to cut it this close like McGuiver ;)

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Heh heh heh.

We in the hoooooooooooooooooooooooowsuh!!!

Fights about to start!!!

im not too bothered who wins, either way suits me.

Wlad wins - shuts Toney up, brings another belt to Europe.

Byrd wins - i will be happy coz im not a fan of the Klitschkos at all really.

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Originally Posted by wacko3205

Byrd's wife just talkin about the fact that she was ready for Chris to retire...hmmmmmmm...I wonder if he's makin the 2 million tonight?

You gotdam right Wacko'd retire on 2 mill...I wonder how much Long Island Iced Tea 2 million dollars could buy?

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wb wacko ;)

The theatrics for this fight are incredible!! It's like a gotdam rock concert!!!

I just want Chris to get his respect. Win or lose

Everybody booing Byrd & actin like Wlad is the lord!!!

The Germans love their dramatic entrances

I respect Chris a lot but I don't think its a good matchup, who knows maybe he'll find a way to win

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Originally Posted by Starr

I just want Chris to get his respect. Win or lose

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Agreed.

I'm actually pretty excited about this fight...so many questions...only one answer for both men.

Wacko, how coes Byrd Toney sound?

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Originally Posted by OumaFan

The Germans love their dramatic entrances

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Don't they though. That was a pretty techno cool entrance if I do say so my Wack-ass self.

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Originally Posted by OumaFan

I respect Chris a lot but I don't think its a good matchup, who knows maybe he'll find a way to win

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Doubtful...but possible...that he wins I mean.

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Originally Posted by wacko3205

I'm actually pretty excited about this fight...

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Then again...I am drunk. ;D Heh heh heh.

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Originally Posted by Starr

Wacko, how coes Byrd Toney sound?

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Exciting to the end. Very tactical...very toe to toe...I'd say that I'd wet my pants over that one...but I already have once today. ;D :drunks:

Byrd could fight either of those belt holders and be exciting.

Wouldn't want to see Wladimer Sergei though :-\ Love to see Toney vs. Wladimer :-D

I have got my Keg and waiting for your drunkin call wacko ;)

Ha ha, Buffer speaks german and not even bad,thats great... ;D



"Meine Damen und Herren...." lol ;D

As much as I would like to see Byrd win, I cannot see it; Klitschko in 2.

Chris Byrd (39 wins with 20 ko's, 2 losses, & 1 draw) vs Wladimir Klitschko (45 wins with 40 ko's & 3 losses) Round 1: Both fighters look game...241 lbs for Klitschko. 213 1/2lbs for Byrd. So let's get crackin! Bell!!! Let me say that I hope Byrd does well...but I'm goin for a Klitschko win. Wlad rushes across & jabbing. Byrd pawing. Gotdam that place is packed as hell!!! Byrd to the body. Byrd up top. Byrd to the body again & then upstairs. Wlad just checking range. Byrd to the body again. Wlad now just pawing. Wlad lands a hard jab twice in a row. Byrd hard to the body. Byrd up top & then back to the body. Nice. Byrd standing ground. Wlad to the body. Byrd up top. Hard jab by Wlad, Byrd answers back. Double jab by Wlad. Right hook to the head inside. Byrd to the body pretty low. Warned. Wlad just finding range. Nice jab by Wlad. Byrd misses. Wlad just pawing now.

That jab is pretty much pounding Byrd.

Nothing different from the first fight so far.

Please don't let Wlad hold

This is a great time to find out I don't have HBO anymore ::** HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!?! Ughh damn I hate switching cable companies... I'm countin on ya Wacko :thumb:

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 2: Wlad just pawing now. Right hand cocked & ready. Wlad just pretty much tapping the gloves of Byrd. Left hook by Wlad. Byrd just covering up. Byrd to teh body. Jab & then a hook by Wlad. Wlad ties up. Byrd to the body again. RIght hand nails Byrd. Not good for Byrd. Byrd jabbing. The jab again is pretty much hammering Byrd. Body shot by Byrd. Hard right by Wlad. Byrd to the body...might have missed. Left hook for Wlad again. Big right hand by Wlad. Left hook & a right to follow. RIght hand by Wlad. Damn. Another one followed by a left hook. Wlad ties.

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Originally Posted by SecondRoundKO

This is a great time to find out I don't have HBO anymore ::** HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!?! Ughh damn I hate switching cable companies... I'm countin on ya Wacko :thumb:

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I'm doin it up babe!!! Numb fingers & all. ;D

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Chris Byrd (39 wins with 20 ko's, 2 losses, & 1 draw) vs Wladimir Klitschko (45 wins with 40 ko's & 3 losses) Round 1: Both fighters look game...241 lbs for Klitschko. 213 1/2lbs for Byrd. So let's get crackin! Bell!!! Let me say that I hope Byrd does well...but I'm goin for a Klitschko win. Wlad rushes across & jabbing. Byrd pawing. Gotdam that place is packed as hell!!! Byrd to the body. Byrd up top. Byrd to the body again & then upstairs. Wlad just checking range. Byrd to the body again. Wlad now just pawing. Wlad lands a hard jab twice in a row. Byrd hard to the body. Byrd up top & then back to the body. Nice. Byrd standing ground. Wlad to the body. Byrd up top. Hard jab by Wlad, Byrd answers back. Double jab by Wlad. Right hook to the head inside. Byrd to the body pretty low. Warned. Wlad just finding range. Nice jab by Wlad. Byrd misses. Wlad just pawing now.
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I'm very thankfull for this info wacko...thanks for giving this info to us :coolclick:


I gonna give you at least 10 cool clicks

This is great that the fight is happening during library hours so I can follow this fight.I cool clicked wacko and suggest everyone here do the same for his fine service, drunk or not.

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 3: Byrd to the body. 19-19 even. Byrd holding & hitting the body. Wlad jabs & knocks his head back. Byrd will not be able to stand this all night...but then again...can Wlad. Byrd to the body. Straight right by Wlad. Byrd to the body. Wlad clenches & Byrd goes to Wlad's body. Hard right hand by Wlad. Damn. Wlad clenches & pushes Byrd to the corner. Left hook for Wlad on the break. Afgter the break. Left hook inside. Byrd crying to the ref about Wlad holding. Har d right & a hard left hand rocks Byrd. Hard right ahnd by Wlad. Damn! Again...again...Damn. Byrd to the body. Right hand by Wlad & Byrd nails him back.

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Originally Posted by wacko3205

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 2: Wlad just pawing now. Right hand cocked & ready. Wlad just pretty much tapping the gloves of Byrd. Left hook by Wlad. Byrd just covering up. Byrd to teh body. Jab & then a hook by Wlad. Wlad ties up. Byrd to the body again. RIght hand nails Byrd. Not good for Byrd. Byrd jabbing. The jab again is pretty much hammering Byrd. Body shot by Byrd. Hard right by Wlad. Byrd to the body...might have missed. Left hook for Wlad again. Big right hand by Wlad. Left hook & a right to follow. RIght hand by Wlad. Damn. Another one followed by a left hook. Wlad ties.

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Good round

but why the excessive holding!!! Please not a 6'7 John Ruiz :'(

Wlad looks good.

One word though...& you watch: STAMINA.

It's going to be a factor if he doesn't drop Byrd...& soon.

ANyone notice the mouth yet?

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Originally Posted by wacko3205

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 3: Byrd to the body. 19-19 even. Byrd holding & hitting the body. Wlad jabs & knocks his head back. Byrd will not be able to stand this all night...but then again...can Wlad. Byrd to the body. Straight right by Wlad. Byrd to the body. Wlad clenches & Byrd goes to Wlad's body. Hard right hand by Wlad. Damn. Wlad clenches & pushes Byrd to the corner. Left hook for Wlad on the break. Afgter the break. Left hook inside. Byrd crying to the ref about Wlad holding. Har d right & a hard left hand rocks Byrd. Hard right ahnd by Wlad. Damn! Again...again...Damn. Byrd to the body. Right hand by Wlad & Byrd nails him back.

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i got klitshcko 3 up after 3 he is starting to look a bit tired though but if he goes past 6 and his still ok i think hell win a ud becus i rele cannot see byrd taking wlad out of there

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 4: Byrd to the body. Wlad lands that right again. Left by Wlad. Byrd back to the body. Nice jab rocks Byrd. Byrd over the top & misses. Byrd's eyes are swelling. Hard 1-2 by Wlad. Right hand rocks Byrd. I wonder what's on Wlad's gloves this time? Heh heh heh. Hard right again. Damn. Wlads got hi smouth open fellers & fellerettes. Byrd to the body. Jab by Wlad & then that big ass right. Thud!!! Damn!!! One more!!! Ohhhhhhhh...Clench. Wlad warned again. WTF? Another 1-2 for Wlad...when I say 1-2 its usually a jab followed by a right. Bell!!

I think everyone that read this top should give wacko atleast 1 cool click

Hard right nails Byrd & drops him!!! Daman!!!

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Originally Posted by wacko3205

Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 4: Byrd to the body. Wlad lands that right again. Left by Wlad. Byrd back to the body. Nice jab rocks Byrd. Byrd over the top & misses. Byrd's eyes are swelling. Hard 1-2 by Wlad. Right hand rocks Byrd. I wonder what's on Wlad's gloves this time? Heh heh heh. Hard right again. Damn. Wlads got hi smouth open fellers & fellerettes. Byrd to the body. Jab by Wlad & then that big a** right. Thud!!! Damn!!! One more!!! Ohhhhhhhh...Clench. Wlad warned again. WTF? Another 1-2 for Wlad...when I say 1-2 its usually a jab followed by a right. Bell!!

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Chris Byrd vs Wladimir Klitschko Round 5: Byrd's losing kiddies. Wlad actually looks a bit fresher than I thought. Maybe I am wrong. He's quick offa the stool. 37-39 for Wlad. Byrd jabs. Wlad does the same. Byrd ineffectively going to the body. Byrd ineffectively doing anything. Wrong. Jab lands for Wlad. Hard right hand drops Byrd damn!!! Wlad all over him!!! Right hand & a left on Byrd in the corner. Left hooks & left hooks!!! Right hand for Wlad. Byrdd is fucked!!! Wlad is beating him bloody & hammering him to hell!!! Byrd wobbled again. Big right hand hammers him once more. Wlad gives him breathing room...& nails him again. Right hand, left hook, Byrd is beaten bloody but he's back on his feet. Gotdam. Byrd to the body. Hard right by Wlad.