When your Dr. starts calling you sir because he is half your age. ;)
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When your Dr. starts calling you sir because he is half your age. ;)
when ıf you have to wake once or twıce to take a pıss that thıs then gıves you less of a deep refreshıng sleep and you feel hungover the next day so you have to schedule your water guzzlıng before 9 pm
Could you speak up a little? Can't quite hear you..
That is true and why I do not get enough sleep!Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Are you sure it is not from all the porn and the sheets being wet? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterThat is true and why I do not get enough sleep!Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
One night as you sit, in your lazy boy your tool is going to come off in your hand bud.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterThat is true and why I do not get enough sleep!Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Yes and I will go blind too, I know. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoOne night as you sit, in your lazy boy your tool is going to come off in your hand bud.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterThat is true and why I do not get enough sleep!Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
:cool: then you wıll wear glasses lıke thısQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterYes and I will go blind too, I know. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoOne night as you sit, in your lazy boy your tool is going to come off in your hand bud.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterThat is true and why I do not get enough sleep!Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Yes I forgot, have you got a lazy boy as well:yay2::beat::vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust:cool: then you wıll wear glasses lıke thısQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterYes and I will go blind too, I know. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoOne night as you sit, in your lazy boy your tool is going to come off in your hand bud.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterThat is true and why I do not get enough sleep!Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
started when I was 7 or should I say my grandmother started me.
When you pull your hamstring playing football. That has never happened to me before. :(
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