Ghosts of Girlfriends Past was silly, funny and stupid.
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Ghosts of Girlfriends Past was silly, funny and stupid.
Bad Moms - Sometimes you got to take one for the team. There were some genuinely funny moments in an ordinary chick flick.
Harry Brown - Michael Caine plays Harry, an ex Marine living on a council estate overrun by cunt chicken children. Harry goes on the rampage after his mate gets killed. The best characters are Stretch and Kenneth, proper wrong uns. The rest is pretty predictable with Harry winning the day and the cunt chicken children either dying or simply disappearing. I found it hard to watch because of the chicken children. I just cant stand that 'street' persona and lingo, especially from white kids. Anyone who uses the word pussyhole or pussyole to describe a person should be immediately locked up, just in case.
Tried to slog through 'Hotel Terminus' which was about Gestapo thug Klaus Barbie also known as "The Butcher of Lyon" who actually was utilized by the United States to find Che Guevara so we could kill him. But the movie is mostly in French and it's long and drawn out and there's just a lot of confusion reading the subtitles, remembering who was talking about what person and understanding The Resistance had been infiltrated by Communists....it was just taxing to keep up with.
Next up the newly released 'Batman The Killing Joke' sure it's animated but we'll see how it goes.
Watched 'Jaws' last night, always a great film.
'Batman: The Killing Joke'.......meh it was alright I guess, I thought that it could have been a lot better. It was animated but R rated and it was supposedly shot for shot a recreation of the graphic novel by the same name.
Up next in my queue is 'Book of Shadows Blair Witch 2' which will obviously be good because it's so God awfully bad..and after that it's 'Murder Party' which looks interesting and I am hoping if I've liked Tucker & Dale vs Evil and Cabin In The Woods that I will enjoy this one.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
......ooooh boy was this movie bad, just legitimately horrible. So this "tour" of people which included: a not yet married couple, a Wiccan "Earth Child" :rolleyes:, a Goth/Emo psychic chick, and a bumbling idiot/psychotic tour guide who has one of the dumbest houses I've ever seen. They camp out at The Blair Witch House which is apparently very easy to find, another tour runs into them and they are sent off to some place called "Coffin Rock" where they end up dead.....basically the premise of the movie is the survivors SPOILER ALERT Man from the almost married couple, Tour guide, and Goth/Emo gal have all been "touched" by the witch and therefore are prone to blackouts in which they do very violent things like kill the other group of tourists and so on and then they don't remember because witch blackout and yet they've video taped everything because the tour guide is paranoid and also retarded. In playing the tapes back they see themselves doing these deeds and they cannot explain why they are innocent to the police only for the viewer to realize the hamhanded lesson this movie is teaching......it's like THEY'RE the people on witch trials MAAAAAAAN!!!!
That movie was soooooooooooo bad and so schlocky.
Here's an idea Blair Witch peoples.....how's about you actually tell the tale of before the witch turned witch ghost. Maybe there's a love triangle or something and wires get crossed and a young naive woman is subjected to torture and pain and comes back as the witch ghost for revenge? That seems a bit more sane of a plot
Watched Good Kill with Ethan Hawke for some reason. Not bad. Never realized he was the kid in The Goonies.
I have a default blah reaction when hearing classics being remade but am looking forward to Magnificent Seven. Promos look good.
Ethan Hawke was in Explorers with River Phoenix he wasn't in Goonies, Goonies was Sean Astin who was also in Rudy and The Lord of The Rings dont' you know anything?.....GAALLLL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Indeed, The Magnificent 7 actually looks decent
Ethan Hawke was good in Gattaca, good film.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3835080/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Just watched this, now I like Rob Zombie purely because he point blank refuses to let the genre die and he seems to be trying to keep it alive single handedly.
Devils Rejects was bloody brilliant.
This on the other hand was merely 'meh' tired dated story that tried to be something like a cross between hunger games and saw with rednecks and hillbillies.
The shaky camera work really bothered me and the scenes where there was supposed to be 'shocking gore and brutality' didn't really show anything and the quick camera cuts actually made it pretty confusing at times.
Having said that there is a Spanish Nazi Death Midget who was pretty cool and Doomhead would make a fantastic joker if they ever made an 18 version of Batman, wasn't quite enough to save the film though.
Oh and even though she can't act I would bang the living fucks out of Sheri Moon Zombie
The Football Factory starring Danny Dyer was a load of bollocks.
Now I'm not a Rob Zombie fan, but I'm not a hater either, I think he's got some Tim Burton kind of qualities to his work. If Tim Burton made R rated movies he'd be Rob Zombie. There's just a suspension of disbelief in those movies, but then again they are horror movies sooo you've got to kind of do that anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman
Bound to be better than Green Street Hooligans.....nobody is buying that Frodo Baggins is a bad ass football HooliganQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
Wolf of wall street starring de Craprio 3hrs 40 minutes! can not watch it with the kids. taking me ages to watch it all.
Watched The World's End which is British science fiction comedy starring Simon Pegg and others funny and silly at the same time.
Watched Deadpool last night. I'm not a massive comic book geek but they definitely geared it to young fans from original comics.
Literally did not recognize Gina Carano or her best assets :-X