I know.....................he'd make a great bookie! ;) ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by skel1983
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I know.....................he'd make a great bookie! ;) ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by skel1983
Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're s***e and we can't be bothered". Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub." So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on...."Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Crouch 89 minutes)". They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against England !!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"
...I might not be as well versed in "footie" as you Brits but I can tell you that you won't win the World Cup for certain!
I am a Liverpoole fan but Michael Owen is better for the team than Crouch....I mean yeah he's tall and you damn sure won't mistake Crouch for any other nationality but Michael Owen is the fuckin man! He's got made talent and Crouch is just tall and goofy.
ITALY ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Wait and see!!!!! we scored for the USA to make it more competitive.....:)
Mate Italy wont win the World cup, there is a small possibility there going out in the group stages, i havent been to impressed if Czechs beat them which aint out of the question and Ghana win its bye bye the Italians.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigragu
That was going to be a goal either way, I mean Zaccardo tipped it in but McBride was ready to put it home if Zaccardo wiffed on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigragu
Italy played like shit and they couldn't beat a US team that was down a man, I believe their time as soccer Gods has just run out.
That fucker DeRossi needs an ass whippin for that elbow he threw
I tell ya who wont win the world cup...australia ;). Anyone want to bet on that with me ;D
If they could score goals easier I might have taken that bet...they play hardQuote:
Originally Posted by Snakey
yeah...that was some dirty shat...not proud of that at all.....but that was the worst game ever by ITALY and they still got a point.....:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
They're Lyle's kinda men. :biker:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
If I had to guess I'd say Lyle is from San Francisco O0
aint lyle a redneck
How original, Missy making a joke with reference to homosexuality, sounds to me like someone has some issues with their own sexuality....Missy do you like the girls?Quote:
Originally Posted by Missy
FUCK ME - Gareth Southgate is UGLY !!!!!!!
Whoops, wrong thread - sorry !!
I must have been still blinking in disbelief at his vileness.