Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
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Originally Posted by Missy
anyone see that ex-hooker on tv the other night...ok she reckoned she saw about 15 clients a day, 7 days a week = 105. x 52 weeks a year = 5460. And she worked for about 7 or 8 years so thats in the region of 38220 or 43680 cocks.
One word for y'll. Nasty
Damn can you imagine the smell ? I bet she smells like the shit house door on a fishing boat ;D
Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
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Originally Posted by Smashup
I'll come clean now ;D
Was djing in Gran Canaria for a few months and staying in my older brothers appartment and he was living with a stunner called Keeley from North London who was an 1K a night spunk skip.
She came to the club one night and my brother had to go out at 3am (on business ;)) so she took me home....
Within the hour she looked like she's been run over by a mayonaise lorry ;D
Cost me F*ck all too 8)
Bahahahaha - that actually brought a tear to my japs eye
Quality!! ;D
Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
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Originally Posted by Missy
anyone see that ex-hooker on tv the other night...ok she reckoned she saw about 15 clients a day, 7 days a week = 105. x 52 weeks a year = 5460. And she worked for about 7 or 8 years so thats in the region of 38220 or 43680 cocks.
One word for y'll. Nasty
Hahaha ;D
Got another word for ya............................Loaded ;)
Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
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Originally Posted by BIG H
Quote:
Originally Posted by Missy
anyone see that ex-hooker on tv the other night...ok she reckoned she saw about 15 clients a day, 7 days a week = 105. x 52 weeks a year = 5460. And she worked for about 7 or 8 years so thats in the region of 38220 or 43680 cocks.
One word for y'll. Nasty
Hahaha ;D
Got another word for ya............................Loaded ;)
and not with cash.
Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
Not with cash - loaded gash
Wot a poet :D
Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
'something to do with cream'
(can't be arsed to think up anything more than that... despite how easy it would be :P)
Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
na i never used 1, dont see any on the isle of wight to be honest!!!
a mate i know has shagged a prossie and he came out with this killer quote
"i think everyone should pay for a hooker just once in there life, thats why i done it twice now"
;D
thick fucker ;D
Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
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Originally Posted by Smashup
Come on you f*cking lying b*stards ;D
EVERYONE has done a brass ;)
Hooked up with one unknowingly when I was out at a club.
Got wasted as fwock on some pills & liquor & ended up shacking up with her...to this day...I like to look at it as the fact that if she were truly a hooer (she was) it was all negated due to the fact that cash never exchanged hands for the poo-nanny.
Pills, powder, & al-kee-hol isn't green...but it sure got the job done. ;D
Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
The one legged hooker with the patch was probably trying to get out of the game . A bit at a time
Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
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Originally Posted by Scrap
The one legged hooker with the patch was probably trying to get out of the game . A bit at a time
:appl:
:lol:
Re: Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?
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Originally Posted by Smashup
And yes she does work for maxim ;)
Should'nt be doing this as her fella is a footy mate hahahahha ;D
Merry Christmas ;D
Fuck yeah!! I would, in a heart beat..... ;)
