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HAHAHAHA....dude you have got to come down south.....there are people here that will grab those ugly fuckers by the tail and hold them up!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
They are ugly as hell though....I'm not scared of them but then again I don't go picking them up by the tail either
Im scared of Outty-Minges.
They look wrong :-\
Outty Belly-buttons too!
Spiders. And I'm like a little school girl when it comes to them it sucks but I totally lose control of them, can not fucking stand them I can't even squish them or get close to them. The other night, one was crawling on the wall in my room as I was falling asleep. I came back out here, got on here, then went back and couldn't see the spider. I was scared it was in my bed or something so I pulled out the couch bed and slept out here.
Had a fatass tree spider crawl across my face when I was mowing around my grandpas giant pine tree looking things. I absolutely freaked out and jumped off the mower completely, even though it was off me, the thing was HUGE. It was the scariest thing in my life. And in his house, he gets WOLF SPIDERS, and those are almost as big as the tree spiders. It had hairs like a tarantula.
CC 1107 bro!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
one time i was joggin in my old hood: BEVERLY HILLS FREAKIN 90210 down beverly blvd and then i switched over to 3rd ave where the nice condos/cribs are real quiet no traffic, real safe no crime really especially late at night when i would jog, but guess what 3 big mother creatures came out to chase me that night? 3 big asssssss POSSUMS!!!!!! big as fukkkkk , ugly as fukkkkk, big RED EYES, WHITE FACES, long asss tails, these possums were the sizes of beavers and they chased me all down 3rd ave to beverly blvd and they squeeled like a pig as they chased me.
so my point is even in the glamorous beautiful SAFE beverly hills 90210 area something as evil, ugly as possums can make me not want to jog there at night anymore :'(
Friggin Sharks man...I won't go in over my knees in the ocean....I honestly think I would die of a heart attack if I saw a BIG Great White coming toward me....
damn i hate spiders just as bad as you but lucky for me being in UK i don't get big spiders here like you do in USA but damn if they had big spiders like that here i would move for sure 8)Quote:
Originally Posted by amat
sharks omfg they scare me! and im going to south africa soon O0
We must be cut of the same cloth ? :laugh: .. I got em all mate to some degree. . Ghost and Hospitals cash me out ! . People that i don't know kinda freak me out .heheh. When I eat out I got me back to the wall. don't want anyone sneaking up me. I am funny about that. I like to have everything in front of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla
They must have liked your cologne ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
BROTHER! I thought I'd never find you! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lords Gym
AH HELL NO!!!!Fuk that Adam,I would have let the mower run over my face just to kill that harry Bastage... >:mad ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by amat
I don't like walking on streets that I don't know. Especially when I lived in the East Bay because that could actually get you in trouble. And I do A LOT of fucken walking. Also, I used to always get LG and BG mixed up when you two posted :o
And ICB, spiders fucken suck. We don't get them that big in cities except black fucking widows. But anyways, I came across a BIG ASS rattlesnake that was like within a foot from mee while weedwacking this lady's yard like 3 days ago and it didn't shake me half as much as a spider would. I ran and all but I went back and I wasn't scared at all. If I saw a spider somewhere, even a place like my bathroom it takes me a long time to go back. I'm also scared of mailboxes because the first time I can remember being scared of a spider was when we had one of them in our mailbox when I was like 4 years old in Virginia. I won't reach them into them at all.
I had some work to do so I couldn't tell the story behind that. My grandpa has A HUGE front yard he used to have horses so he has like 3 acres. Anyways, so I'm right about done, he was in the hospital for a bit so he couldn't maintain the yard and the stuff was to my knees and I had to go under all these redwoods scared of spiders with the DR Field and Brush trimmer :D And the whole time I'm scared of spiders and all, but I never run into one. So then I get on the riding mower and I think I'm home free. Well I'm almost done when I brush against this bigass pinetree type thing meant for privacy from the wack ass old redneck neighbor and the Sonoma State University tennis courts :D So I circle this little (actually big) plant thing and brush up against the tree and I see it get on the mower, it's black with yellow hairs, and it literally crawls up my arm, ON MY FACE to the back of my head and down my other arm and the next time I see it a split second later it is on the other side of the mower getting off. Well...I FREAK out and even though it's off me and my reaction was late, I jump completely off the mower and the mower stops and then makes a bigass popping sound. I thought I blew the clutch but it was just the thing stopping.Quote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
Anyways, my grandpa comes out and he's laughing because he knows I'm scared of spiders but I'm trying to downplay how scared I was but I guess he saw the whole thing even the spider.
So then he says don't worry about finishing by the tree (the rest was done) and I go home but my pride was shot. He tells me those things are all in the trees, there called tree spiders and apparently they are harmless but the fuckers are big with hairs >:mad
And to get money I do gardening for all these crazy people with the bigass crazy people gardens. Gardening + Fear Of Spiders = Not a good combination. Also, the lady I garden for sometimes has tons of weed growing in her yard :D Though, I've never run into a spider but I have run into tons of snakes, and 1 rattle snake. And the thing was BIG. But as soon as I run into a black widow or something I might rethink what I'm doing and start selling crack or some shat like that ;D
Hahahaha!!! A few years back my cousin was moving and gave a shat load of patio block to my father, well up against the house was a pile of it, you can tell it had been there a while, you know long enough to be a high rise apartment complex for every conceivable bug, insect, etc... So I was helping my Father load patio Block onto his pick up so before I pick up the 1st pile I air out my usual "I'll freak out if I see a Spider routine"
So 1st stack I carry all good, 2nd stack good too.. Well the last stack I pick up enough to reach my chin,as I start walking I feel a big MuthaFookin thing crawling up my arm..... SPIDER!!!!!!!!! I scream :o , I start running toward the truck with the pile of block and I get up to the truck and throw it all in the back. I'm short of Hyper Ventilating as I brush that Fuker off my arm.. My dad is pissing his pants laughing and I'm scared shitless and white ass a ghost :-\ I even freak out and brush myself off like a madman when I accidently walk thru a web or a strand