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" Calm down Franky..when in rome.. I am not in rom doug..I am in a rush"
" Zee Germans"
" Oh no Tommy..Its Tip..Top.. Just im not quite sure about the colour" *Pulls off caravan door*
- Snatch
"English motherfucker, Do you speak it? "
"Mmm that is one tasty burger"
Do you see a sign out front of my house saying dead *Insert racial slurr here* Storage?"
i love the smell of napalm in the morning. it smells like ......... victory
apocolipse now is full of so many awesome quotes. that movie is a piece of art seriously.
"Son, you got a panty on your head." - Raising Arizona
"If you screw up just this much....you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit outta hong kong"
There a few from that movie.
Oh and a few from my personal 80's favourite.
"its better to burn out that to fade away!!!!"
"Whatever you say jack...you're the master race"
"I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal"
Another:-
"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking 'Did he fire six shots or only five'. To tell you the truth, in all this excitement i kinda lost track myself... But considering this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head CLEAN OFF, you have to ask yourself a question... 'Do I feel lucky?'... Well, DO ya, PUNK?"
From a great movie 'the princess bride'
"Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare To Die."
the Highlander is a classic
there's also this gem from Robert Duvall in Colors 1988
Bob Hodges: [to his new partner] "There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all"
"Kneel before Zod!" Superman 2
Zod cracks me up big time!!! Quality performance by Terence Stamp
"Say hello to my little friend"
"Elvira! Hey Elvira! Come back here..... Is OK, is alright another cuelo and she'll love me in the morning. Aint that right Frank?"
"I would like to let you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Go ahead I dare throw it. Don't just stand there throw me a spare.
Ahhhhhh!!
Ahhhhhh!!
Ahhhhhh!!
It's in the bone, It's in the bone, It's in the booooooonnnneee"
Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing, that John Denver's full of shit man.
Harry: Ooh! look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah! he must work out.
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know Lloyd the French are assholes.
Norman Bates: "Mother isn't quite herself today"
Jack Byrnes: I mean, can you really trust another human being, Greg?
Greg Focker: Yeah, I think so.
Jack Byrnes: No. The answer is you can not.
BTW, Mick, your Dumb & Dumber quotes are classic ;D
Everyone was cool clicked a bit ago.
- Wheres your tool?
- What fakin tool?!
- THIS FAKIN TOOL!!!
8)
Good one, Miles. Very Creepy.Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I like a couple of lines in "The Friday After Next" I love the pimp in that movie he's so damn funny.
"Pimp in distrees Pimp in distrees, I'm caught between a pimp a hard place" and he says it that high arse voice he has lol.
Theres a few other ones from that movie but I just cant think of them right now.
Harry Xmas : Oh you know i feed them ,bathe them , pet them I've even bread them !Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
Mary : Mary oh really ? Any intresting breeding ?
Harry : No mainly just Doggy Style .
Harry : This one time we successfully made a Bulldog with a Shitzu ...
Mary : Really thats strange ...
Harry Yeah we called it a bullshit ... :D
Watched that at the cinema was expecting it to be Shit After I'd read in the WWF monthly Magazine , Brett the hitman Hart gave it 0/10 .
Remember i had my French Aural exam the next monday at School me and this other kid who's watched it at the weekend like me were reciting the lines and discussing the scenes in front of 30 other boys and girls all whilst pissingourselves laughing , we were getting some strange stares , luckily he was the hardest guy in School .
Hahah CC man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wadeb_21
'Mommas BA-BA- Barbeque. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo Momma'! ;D
cool CLICK!! Jbirdy!
Theres loads from the original friday..
Smokey -Just gimme three and a haf minutes with her..Maybe even fo..She be wantin to marry a nigger..
Craig- who her momma
Smokey..Yea..Older the berry sweeter the juice.
Craig- man its the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice..
Smokey- Yeh well..She blacker then a motherfucker too