I didnt have sex till I was 27;)
Printable View
I didnt have sex till I was 27;)
Thanks. Always like to make other people feel good about themselves. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Julius Rain
Someday we may meet in Seattle... :cool:
I guess that is one thing to look at... I've heard people say that making out and f@cking ain't all that it's said to be, but watching them (make out, not fuck), it sure looks like it would be... :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by boozeboxer
Lol.. To be fair clubber isnt really getting the response that we should be giving him over here .. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Clubber
So you never had a gf.. Fuckitt.. You aint going back in time or nothin and if its just not happening for you its cos your not making it happen for you..
Now im not saying anything about how your are cos i'll be honest i know shit all about who you are.. Aside from your love for boxing and the above post ..Lol
So just for sake of the point im about to make..
Say your a total geek.. Not great lookin or whateverr.. Theres always someone right for you..
If your a geeky kid and your going to the wrong places to find chicks then its just not gona happen.. Fuckit.. Go find yourself a geeky girl..
Thinkabout it.. Im not sure bout all your details.. But if you never kissed a girl?.. You didnt say that you said you never had a gf or whatever..
Theres always gona be a girl thats the same as you.. who never had a boyfriend or kissed a guy.. Just gotta keep motivation for that shit and get out s'more in the right places..
Plusss.. Dude.. Your 21.. Get in some bars.. worse that can happen is you get pissed and have a giggle.. Maybe you'l meet someone.. Lol ( This is assuming you dont loose your legs and fall on to some butch fuckers lap) :D
Course i dont know how you are and those are just examples.. But you gotta make it happen cos its not gona work itself out bro..
And NEVER, EVER forget...wrap your whacker before you attack her!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tito BHBLol.. To be fair clubber isnt really getting the response that we should be giving him over here .. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Clubber
So you never had a gf.. Fuckitt.. You aint going back in time or nothin and if its just not happening for you its cos your not making it happen for you..
Now im not saying anything about how your are cos i'll be honest i know shit all about who you are.. Aside from your love for boxing and the above post ..Lol
So just for sake of the point im about to make..
Say your a total geek.. Not great lookin or whateverr.. Theres always someone right for you..
If your a geeky kid and your going to the wrong places to find chicks then its just not gona happen.. Fuckit.. Go find yourself a geeky girl..
Thinkabout it.. Im not sure bout all your details.. But if you never kissed a girl?.. You didnt say that you said you never had a gf or whatever..
Theres always gona be a girl thats the same as you.. who never had a boyfriend or kissed a guy.. Just gotta keep motivation for that shit and get out s'more in the right places..
Plusss.. Dude.. Your 21.. Get in some bars.. worse that can happen is you get pissed and have a giggle.. Maybe you'l meet someone.. Lol ( This is assuming you dont loose your legs and fall on to some butch fuckers lap) :D
Course i dont know how you are and those are just examples.. But you gotta make it happen cos its not gona work itself out bro..
Happy belated birthday man, did you say you were a virgin still? Don't sweat it man, but you should really get out there and try to get out to the bars now. This may sound lame but telling girls you meet that your a virgin will probably get you laid real quick. Women love that shit and you know what they say you never forget your first time, even though it usually doesn't go the greatest. It will also let them know you aren't a man-whore with some kind of std.
....JT turns 26 in a couple months ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
Nah.... I was a Jehovahs Witness from 19-27.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle....JT turns 26 in a couple months ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
I've had sex at every age between (edited for content by mod) and (edited for content by mod).
happy birthday doug. :beerchug:
For real? Or are you just bullshitting?Quote:
Originally Posted by JT RockNah.... I was a Jehovahs Witness from 19-27.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle....JT turns 26 in a couple months ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
I have a friend who's parents are JW's, it was unfortunate for him when he was growing up because he never got any gifts on his birthday. Come to think of it, his parent, although very, very nice people, were kind of white-trash drunks... Maybe they just told him that so they had more cash to spend on their home-brewed wine and beer.
JT is this forum's Chuck Norris, he's always serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHFor real? Or are you just bullshitting?Quote:
Originally Posted by JT RockNah.... I was a Jehovahs Witness from 19-27.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
I have a friend who's parents are JW's, it was unfortunate for him when he was growing up because he never got any gifts on his birthday. Come to think of it, his parent, although very, very nice people, were kind of white-trash drunks... Maybe they just told him that so they had more cash to spend on their home-brewed wine and beer.
Not because he lack's a sense of humour, but because, like Chuck Norris if he laughs the world would split at it's seismic plates.
No its true... I was the only one in the family as well as a man of the bible and an ordained Minister.... Then I just couldnt live up to the standards, no Pre-marital sex, no partying etc... Its not like you cant do anything fun, I mean I had plenty of friends in the truth and we got together often and had gatherings and BBQ's and stuff.. Holiday were fine too I mean while people were doing Christmas and Thanksgiving we were hhaving big dinners and having good association... One thing to keep in perspective, you can give gifts to people anytime of the year not just on designated days like Christmas and Birthdays... It was a positive experience in my life but I seemed to have a propensity to wanna drink, be a badass and be a smartass with my terseness,party go to the titty bar, get Tattoos and train martial arts and MMA and Bang Hot chicks.. So when I left I did all those above things and went on a tear for 4 years dogging woman fighting, drinking became a bouncer got the tattoos I always wanted and made the money I always wanted to, instead of dedicating myself to the Lord:-\ Not to mention before I became a JW I was training hard in Jeet Kune Do and Filipino Martial Arts(Kali, Arnis, Dumog) and I wanted to compete in MMA as well since it just really started back in the mid 90's
so when I got out I went back into my instructor was like were the hell you been the last 10 years;D
My first encounter with the JW's I was sitting in my living room, and my dad right out of the blue, starts taking his clothes off, right down to his underwear. Not a pretty sight. We are sitting there going, wtf?!?!
He is looking out the window as he's doing it, and goes, "mind your own business."
Soon comes a knock on the door, and he opens it and they are standing there with the Watch Towers, and he is smiling and scratching hisself in nothing but his underwear. lol
Worked a charm. then quickly left and we haven't seen em since.
For real?!Quote:
Originally Posted by thecontender13
I've never encountered a JW personally.
For real.Quote:
Originally Posted by hitmandonnyFor real?!Quote:
Originally Posted by thecontender13
I've never encountered a JW personally.
JW visits and pamphet pushing house to house is extremely common here.