Old joke but a good one

Too funny;D

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive...' :p

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?






























Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

My racing snail is not winning any more races, so i took his shell off to reduce his weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work.

If anything its made him more sluggish.

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Originally Posted by Master

My racing snail is not winning any more races, so i took his shell off to reduce his weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work.

If anything its made him more sluggish.

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Try pouring a pinch of salt on him.

How do you circumcise Floyd Mayweather Jr?
















Kick Hornfinger's chin