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bruce lee wont be able to go in the bar in the first place cause pac rented the place out. and if ever he does come close, pacs 30 something entourage 10 bodyguards 2 brothers and a governor will probably try to gang up on bruce first.
chuck norris then grabs the mic, sings the intro of CSI miami. it then created shockwaves strong enough to kill the human race.
bruce lee wins in 4 seconds. no doubt.
Correction: Justin Beiber has the Johnny Lawrence haircut...Quote:
Originally Posted by AirJordanIV
I see your Johnny Lawrence and raise you karate's bad boy, Mike Barnes.Quote:
Originally Posted by AirJordanIV
Quite possibly, the world's #1 BAD ASS.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z_6wkp5W7tw/0.jpg
Look at his face as puts Daniel Larusso's life on the line, holding the climbing rope and Larusso slip every now and again to show him who's boss. His face showing no sense of remorse. All this just because Daniel Larusso won't fight him in the All Valley Championship.
Now let's imagine Pac refused to fight him at the MGM Grand. Can you imagine? Me neither. It simply doesn't bear thinking about.
Puh-lease! Bruce Lee killed Norris! Dead! I saw it on tv.
For the guy taking this seriously, Lee was trained in Wu Tai Chi Chuan (also known as Ng-ga) and Jing Mo Tam Tui for the twelve sets. He was also trained in the martial arts Choy Li Fut, Western Boxing, Épée fencing, Judo, Praying Mantis Kung-fu, Hsing-I, and Jujitsu.
A man with grappling skills usually beats a man with none, regardless of his striking skills.
Gene LeBell (known as Judo Gene, holds the highest rank achievable in judo) said Lee was legit, Joe Louis said Lee was legit, Chuck Norris (183-10-2 in Karate, multiple time champ) said Lee was legit
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Originally Posted by koppasI see your Johnny Lawrence and raise you karate's bad boy, Mike Barnes.Quote:
Originally Posted by AirJordanIV
Quite possibly, the world's #1 BAD ASS.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z_6wkp5W7tw/0.jpg
Look at his face as puts Daniel Larusso's life on the line, holding the climbing rope and Larusso slip every now and again to show him who's boss. His face showing no sense of remorse. All this just because Daniel Larusso won't fight him in the All Valley Championship.
Now let's imagine Pac refused to fight him at the MGM Grand. Can you imagine? Me neither. It simply doesn't bear thinking about.
Pac has the Zack&Cody haircut......and the real question is.........Would the Pactards leave Pac to worship Bruce?
Now if you had said Bill Wallace I might have agreed, But not with Norris.Quote:
Originally Posted by TaethPlease, Chuck Norris is faster than speed itself. If he were to move at full speed it would tear a hole in the very fabric of our universe.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostChuck Norris is too slow to defeat Bruce Lee in his prime.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMacMagician
IN all honesty, Bruce Lee isn't a real fighter, he may have better kicks, but he wasn't a real kick boxer and he needed a lot of space to get off most of his kicks form what little I've seen of his sparring. Manny would own him.
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Hahahaahahahaaha Great great opening mate LMAO! :coolclick:
Bruce Lee Destroys Pacquiao even if his fighting ability is just a quarter of what they have shown in movies.
Its very hard to gauge Bruce Lee's capability in a real fight. I'll bet on Pacquiao.
Down South in Mindanao.
The song "My Way" is banned on Karaoke Bars. If any individual load this song and sing it in the Karaoke. Other People will shoot him down.
Its not a joke.
more like mah wee
Manny.
I think I'm going to have to go with Bananaman. There is no way he would lose a fight, he is one mean SOB and would leave Manny and Bruce floored with the yellow fruit hanging out of their ring.
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ACtually Bruce Lee won 13 pro fights in boxing, in chinese so who knows what the competition was like.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Conrad
Haha its funny to me that you merely consider this a possibility rather than your initial assumption.... Bruce Lee DIDNT have any sanctioned fights!! He was a great stuntman and martial arts instructor, but much more of a choreographer/dancer than a fighter. He was obviously talented anda physical specimen, but he didnt actually train for combat in large part. To actually give Bruce Lee a chance in a real scrap is a joke. Who do you think was more used to taking punches? :rolleyes: I cant imagine it wouldnt be a very very easy KO Manny. The best case scenario for a Bruce Lee fan would be that hed get some cool posturing off before being laid out.
I heard when Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck!
Also, Chuck Norris' calendar jumps from March 31st to April 2nd cause NO ONE fools Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris would bbq them both with his cock.