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I went through Sears yesterday and noticed they are pushing some of the pre torn and faded jeans too ??? I honestly don't get that at all. Where's the effort with the youth!? I sprung for a pair of new button fly which I haven't worn in bookoo years. Fuckers are comfy!
Button flies are worse than Hitler.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
I was taking a piss the other day at a place where I'm doing an internship and trying to turn it into full-time employment. I'm standing at the urinal trying to get the goddamn buttons done up and the one of the big bosses walks in. I'm sure it looked like I was just standing there tugging it.
Fuck button flies. They ruined my career.
Ha ;D No doubt, once you have them broke in it works. Used to joke it was easy access for date...I know, what scum....like a Tin of Pringles pop pop pop ;D now it could just be the fact that my fat ass can once again wear what I did as a kid.
I will say this for button flies, there is no risk of getting your wang caught in them like zippers. Had that happen once when I was a kid and my eyes still water when I think of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Spot on... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHThe best part about that outfit is that you don't even have to change before going to the gay bar after work. Very efficient BeltMyNeck.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
I think I recognize that belt too... It took weeks to get those marks off my throat.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMickSpot on... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHThe best part about that outfit is that you don't even have to change before going to the gay bar after work. Very efficient BeltMyNeck.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
Well said, fuck button flies. They are a form of torture.
Haha my skinny jeans are button flies. You should try doing these up!Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I'll tighten it up only to 4th hole next time... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHI think I recognize that belt too... It took weeks to get those marks off my throat.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMickSpot on... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHThe best part about that outfit is that you don't even have to change before going to the gay bar after work. Very efficient BeltMyNeck.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
I wear skinny (well slim) jeans but i'm a fashionable cunt. And if anyone corrects this post by crossing out 'fasionable' then they will get fucking knacked.
What's with all the button fly wearing skinny jeans gays? And I'm supposed to be the homo? :confused:
Actual skinny jeans like some of the pictures posted in this thread look ridiculous, but I've got a few pairs of slim jeans and they make me look dapper as 'owt.
If you think they're too tight around the crotch area then you could get some "carrot" jeans. They're wider around the waist and taper down around the ankles (shockingly enough, they're shaped a bit like a carrot), so they don't crush your testicles but you still get that slim look. Win-win.
Here we are a few pages in and already you are personally inviting Miles to try and do up the flies on your new jeans, we all knew it would come to this. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboHaha my skinny jeans are button flies. You should try doing these up!Quote:
Originally Posted by miles