Re: Mayan calender - end of the world 21st december, 2012
...where am I...it's real dark around here...'hello, anyone there?'...hope you guys made it too...
...dang, it's dark 'caus it's 3 in the morning!
It's Doomsday +1 and 3 days to go to Christmas...
'Doomsayers come and go
but the doom never comes..'
...now back to my ol' serious self...
Re: Mayan calender - end of the world 21st december, 2012
You know how the moon effects some weirdos, even the police know that and up their man power if a public event falls on a full moon.
Well I recon this grand alignment has brought out some weirdos actions too,around here there has been some outright viciousness going down,insane acts increased right up to that point.
Now I hope it goes the other way and peace begins to reign and these assholes feel like fish out of water and just turn white like the dog turds they are, dry up and blow away in the new wind.:)
Re: Mayan calender - end of the world 21st december, 2012
Dude. Well that was a real let down :mad:. I resorted to running up behind hipster shit heels who I over heard talking about it in Starbucks and yelling BOOM. Just not the same man.
Re: Mayan calender - end of the world 21st december, 2012
Well, I am waiting for the next end of the world, should happen in the 15 years to come, someone will find a dark and ancient text made by some famous people/prophet and that should be enough to ride down a couple millions of people into fear till it's postponed again.
Re: Mayan calender - end of the world 21st december, 2012
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This just in:
"Apparently the Mayan calculations for the end of the world have been misinterpreted due to an unfortunate turn of events that has just been uncovered by scientists. One of the stick figures on the Mayan calendar is actually organic debris, most likely mucus material, which completely changes the value of the key numeral in the calculations. It is thought that the Mayan calendar maker inadvertently sneezed, projecting this mucus particle... and then misinterpreted the calculations, placing the end of the world at December 21, 2012. Scientists are now recalculating the date to set the record straight."
"Our apologies to those who committed suicide due to the onset of the end of the world.
Oops...."
Re: Mayan calender - end of the world 21st december, 2012
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Andre
You know how the moon effects some weirdos, even the police know that and up their man power if a public event falls on a full moon.
Well I recon this grand alignment has brought out some weirdos actions too,around here there has been some outright viciousness going down,insane acts increased right up to that point.
Now I hope it goes the other way and peace begins to reign and these assholes feel like fish out of water and just turn white like the dog turds they are, dry up and blow away in the new wind.:)
Looks like were in for nasty weather, there's a bad moon on the rise,:play: ;D
Re: Mayan calender - end of the world 21st december, 2012
Ya it was a bit let-down. I was hoping there would be at least a little rumbling underneath the ground or a very bright flash of light falling from the sky and wanted to see how some of the tough talking blokes like me would've reacted. No doubt it would've scared the wits out of everyone, even those mr. toughguys...
Re: Mayan calender - end of the world 21st december, 2012
We've got 40 degrees C here today its 830am, my day just ended after watering the plants;D.
Xweetie going to feel it,he moved not far from here, will be hotter where he is in the inner city.
Going to wish he was back in Sweden.
Re: Mayan calender - end of the world 21st december, 2012