Better class of criminal in England. Often they will wipe their feet first and leave a note saying " Sorry old chap, needs must and all that, TTFN"
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Better class of criminal in England. Often they will wipe their feet first and leave a note saying " Sorry old chap, needs must and all that, TTFN"
Well that depends on whether or not the intruder has a gun. Now considering gun crime is very rare in England, the odds of someone breaking into your home, coupled with the chance of them having a gun is a massive longshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent Demise
Serious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
Personally, if it happened to me, I'd laugh at them for breaking into a paupers house. Then kill and eat them.
You savage. ;D
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Originally Posted by FensterWell that depends on whether or not the intruder has a gun. Now considering gun crime is very rare in England, the odds of someone breaking into your home, coupled with the chance of them having a gun is a massive longshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseSerious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
Personally, if it happened to me, I'd laugh at them for breaking into a paupers house. Then kill and eat them.
Bear in mind, I dont have a gun. (Its alright, its only Yogi and boo boo.) :D
having a gun is a massive long shot. :cool: a nice sniper rifle.
Wake up to a blow job from a filthy minx that you picked up the night before.
Fly to Monte Carlo and eat at a posh restaurant a big British breakfast consisting sausages, mash, beans, egg and a cup of tea.
Get into your Austin Martin for a drive to the nearest nudist beach.
Have a pampering day sauna and spa with Swedish masseurs.
Attend a Liverpool match beating Manchester Utd with mates.
Fly to Vegas to chat and meet legends like Tyson, Lennox and to watch Alvarez destroy Floyd.
Gamble the night away playing poker discussing life with saddo members
Go to room with ring card girl that you picked up at the fight.
:cool:
With or without HP sauce.!:feedme:Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterWell that depends on whether or not the intruder has a gun. Now considering gun crime is very rare in England, the odds of someone breaking into your home, coupled with the chance of them having a gun is a massive longshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseSerious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
Personally, if it happened to me, I'd laugh at them for breaking into a paupers house. Then kill and eat them.
Rend him down into Hp sauce. Her majesty PrisonerQuote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoWith or without HP sauce.!:feedme:Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterWell that depends on whether or not the intruder has a gun. Now considering gun crime is very rare in England, the odds of someone breaking into your home, coupled with the chance of them having a gun is a massive longshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseSerious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
Personally, if it happened to me, I'd laugh at them for breaking into a paupers house. Then kill and eat them.
Harry Palmer actually, the guy who developed it back in Brum.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreRend him down into Hp sauce. Her majesty PrisonerQuote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoWith or without HP sauce.!:feedme:Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterWell that depends on whether or not the intruder has a gun. Now considering gun crime is very rare in England, the odds of someone breaking into your home, coupled with the chance of them having a gun is a massive longshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseSerious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
Personally, if it happened to me, I'd laugh at them for breaking into a paupers house. Then kill and eat them.
not THE Harry Palmer
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