Ever had an STD?

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Originally Posted by D-Monk

were you a boyscout who wiped his ass with poison ivy and dragged it all over your cock-n-balls or what? how the hell does this happen?

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had it elsewhere on my body, scratched it then either took a piss or rubbed one out without washing my hands.

learned my lesson.

i once had aids, but with a little savlon for a few weeks it cleared up a treat...





drama ready for bed??..

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Originally Posted by rebekah

i once had aids, but with a little savlon for a few weeks it cleared up a treat...





drama ready for bed??..

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:lickish:

theres only one poison Ivy I'd let on my dick...

[img width=433 height=700]http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_poisonivy_filmtv/batman_poisonivy_5.jpg[/img]

ewww :-X

What... you'd rather I went and shagged a nettle bush or something? :P

yes, now get in that garden and start thrustin boy!

k, brb

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

theres only one poison Ivy I'd let on my dick...

[img width=433 height=700]http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_poisonivy_filmtv/batman_poisonivy_5.jpg[/img]

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My GOD!!!


;D You are correct sir... :coolclick:

a couple years back i was banging this hawaiian chick with big jlo assss and i hooked up with her in vegas at the club beach. i banged her all week. then 2 weeks later it HURT when i pissssssssssssed. YES i did wear a condom 24-7. so anyway long story short i got tested and the doctor gave me these pills to let me piss without pain and they worked the second i sallowed them. a week later my results showed i didnt have shiiiiiit and he concluded that i had an infection reaction to the cheap soap in the vegas hotels????????? anyways wash off your penis completely with water so you too dont get the same pain i had to endure boys!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by D_Monk

I never have, thank God.
My best friend refuses to wear a condom and i allways tell his a** about it, but last week he was telling me his nuts hurt!
HAHAHAHA I told him 'I told you to quit messin with those hoochies"
Well, a couple days later his balls were so swolllen you could see them through his shorts! he went to the doctor and she said he had an infection and gave him some meds and it cleared up. I think he learned.

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classic...I never have ...but on of my friends had the "drip"...so every year for christmas most of us would buy him some nuts and bolts to "tighten up"...:)

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

eddie Murphy talking about the amount of F****** 'black folks' do:

Eddie Murphy: Doc, I'm pissing fire.

Doctor: What so you get like a burning sensation when you Urinate?

Eddie Murphy: Nah... fires shotting out of my dick.

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I want out side to pee and burnt the house down....

:lolhaha:

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Well you know that stretch thing under your foreskin?...

Sort of like a Lacky band? :P

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aight so serious question yeh!! when you snap your banjo string( is what we call it round ere)
is that wat causes your foreskin to pull past your bellend? fuck me that hurts! not sure if it meant some shit was snapped but i was bangin away then im like argh wats that.. has to pull my fuckin foreskin right back over my bell.....
not pleasant lol
peace

had em all ;)