The heterosexual celebration thread

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Originally Posted by TitoFan

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Originally Posted by Beanz

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Originally Posted by X

So on Sky TV, there is a whole new section of movies 'celebrating all things LBTQ++'. Apparently it is Pride month.

I've said on here many times that it's none of my business what people get up to in their personal lives or in the bedroom. Live and let live, and all that.

However, why should I be invited or axpected to 'celebrate' somebody's private business. And why is one month out of 12 suddenly dedicated to this private stuff?

Sick of having all this stuff constantly rammed down my throat, if you pardon the pun.

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Ha! fucking hell mate nearly spat my coffee across the room. Really...from you? You know exactly why.

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Yes my son (using best Darth Vader voice). I'm afraid another one has been lost to............... The Dark Side of the Force.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ6nF6JKtRc

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

Quite certain this will ruffle a few feathers.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjFHBU9Go64


...but he's very reasonable and logical ;D

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And did you see some of those images. See, I wasn't joking about the partially covered testicles. There is nothing proud about that. Imagine dressing like that on a midnight London bus. There would be arrests....for public indecency!

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Originally Posted by walrus

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Originally Posted by Fenster

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Originally Posted by walrus

You must be doing speech to text. How can you type with your digits up beaners arse

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Serious question? I honestly don't know how i'm expected to respond to quips like this? Or even what you're thinking or feeling.

Does it mean i'm following Beanz? Being controlled by him? Or controlling him?

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No, the two of you being gay activists I figured you were at least inserting fingered into each other, often.

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Oh you mean't literally. Ok. I've heard plenty of hetro guys (actually we have a thread about it on here) who enjoy fingers in their bum and licking bum holes, personally that's not my thing.

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Originally Posted by Fenster

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Originally Posted by walrus

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Originally Posted by Fenster

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Originally Posted by walrus

You must be doing speech to text. How can you type with your digits up beaners arse

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Serious question? I honestly don't know how i'm expected to respond to quips like this? Or even what you're thinking or feeling.

Does it mean i'm following Beanz? Being controlled by him? Or controlling him?

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No, the two of you being gay activists I figured you were at least inserting fingered into each other, often.

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Oh you mean't literally. Ok. I've heard plenty of hetro guys (actually we have a thread about it on here) who enjoy fingers in their bum and licking bum holes, personally that's not my thing.

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You have heard plenty of hetro guys like fingers up the ass, say no more please

Other than Finito, I can't think of too many. And I still have my doubts on whether Finito was in fact hetero, or just creating a huge smoke screen.

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...tid=4794&stc=1

I got caught up in a big Pride march yesterday, so I waited until it had gone past and quietly joined in at the back.

The last thing you need is all those benders behind you

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Originally Posted by walrus

Since this is obviously become a gay English forum embracing the rainbow lgbtq flag and the Union Jack I just wanted to take a minute to say I am a heterosexual and like vagina and I am proud of it. With my conservative views on vagina I am not allowed to march or make speeches to school children on the diversity of men and women having sex together I wanted to give a shout out to anyone else here who may still enjoy having sex with a member of the opposite sex. It’s OK guys, we may have been forced into the closet but the shame, suicides, depression and isolation from society should not stop us from liking women. We shall overcome. Stay strong.

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Best post you’ve ever made.

Walrus being over manly I can see a 🌈 warrior coming to the the table telling us how it is .! Imagine saying you love women is that normal theses days never mind.😁