Yep. Thought i'd cast that one out and see what i get on the end of the line ;D
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Yep. Thought i'd cast that one out and see what i get on the end of the line ;D
It's true though...
Most people only go to church for weddings and funerals.
Kinda takes the sting out a berievment (initially anyway) after you been in gods house listening to Father shannon waffling shit while pissed on |Whisky and some old treacle on the organ belting out the greates hits of the god squad 8)
Like Jesus did,looking for followers! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Munky
Jesus was a homo ;D
Just because he constantly hung around with other men, has a mustache and long beautiful hair, never had a girlfriend and had ginger pubes......where does the suspicion come from, ill never know. :dontknow:
He was shagging Mary,it's just it wasn't in the churchs best interests for that to be part of the gospels.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_One77
How do you know that ???Quote:
Originally Posted by The_One77
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Originally Posted by X
Matthew 4:12 'And low,did a gust of wind not blow our lords robe and revealeth his gingerness to the multitude'.
;D
Ha ha - nice one. very good.
Have a cc for that one
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Originally Posted by gogs67
I think god is a big pair tits with money all around them.........
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Thats pretty bad if you go to meet your God and its George Bush and Tony Blair sitting in a bank vault!! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by dramaking
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Originally Posted by gogs67
ba dum tish!
your a quick one! :coolclick:
If there were a god then...right about now...Zab Judah would be getting the jewels from his grill removed from his throat via his asshole.
There's an answer for ya. ;)