How many kids does it take....................

X IS STILL WINNING... DONT THINK ANYONE CAN TOP THAT SICK BAST**D ;D CC C

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Originally Posted by "PRIDE OF PROVIDENCE"

X IS STILL WINNING... DONT THINK ANYONE CAN TOP THAT SICK BAST**D ;D CC C

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I was thinking about trying to come up with an alternative to the "sex slaves" thing but I realized if I did it would be me burniing in hell next to Satan and not X....so I'll let X have the honors......:)

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X IS STILL WINNING... DONT THINK ANYONE CAN TOP THAT SICK BAST**D ;D CC C

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I was thinking about trying to come up with an alternative to the "sex slaves" thing but I realized if I did it would be me burniing in hell next to Satan and not X....so I'll let X have the honors......:)

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Don't worry we are talking mutilation not molestation, it's therefore perfectly acceptable ;D

You cant drink blood to survive though...HA!!!!! I got that Fuker X!!!!!..LOL!!!!!!

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You cant drink blood to survive though...HA!!!!! I got that Fuker X!!!!!..LOL!!!!!!

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I think you probably could, you never seen Ned Kelly where they kill and drink the blood of the horse to survive?

It would be ok, although I expect it would leave and nasty smelly aftertaste, and would stick to your lips a little bit like red wine.

You would need something to freshen the breath afterwards.

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X IS STILL WINNING... DONT THINK ANYONE CAN TOP THAT SICK BAST**D ;D CC C

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I was thinking about trying to come up with an alternative to the "sex slaves" thing but I realized if I did it would be me burniing in hell next to Satan and not X....so I'll let X have the honors......:)

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Don't worry we are talking mutilation not molestation, it's therefore perfectly acceptable ;D

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Ohhh.......we then I would perform instant castrations to tone down the ferociousness in the boys and use the skin to slingshot the testicles at the girls in hopes of killing them from the impact.....

Man I hope LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS aren't monitoring this!!!!! :o LOL

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You cant drink blood to survive though...HA!!!!! I got that Fuker X!!!!!..LOL!!!!!!

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Ha ha, but no - East African Masai have a staple diet of congealed cow's blood (it turns into a horrible jelly like scabby substance). I used to live there and have seen them eat that shit, and they grow pretty damn big and strong on it.

I have thtought through my baby-killing plans very carefully, don't you worry about that! ;D

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You cant drink blood to survive though...HA!!!!! I got that Fuker X!!!!!..LOL!!!!!!

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Ha ha, but no - East African Masai have a staple diet of congealed cow's blood (it turns into a horrible jelly like scabby substance). I used to live there and have seen them eat that S***, and they grow pretty damn big and strong on it.

I have thtought through my baby-killing plans very carefully, don't you worry about that! ;D

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No wander they all have such skanky teeth!

I remember seeing the Masai on a Ray Mears bushcraft dvd. He portrayed them as this truly ancient tribespeople , living in house made of dried dung, hunting the traditional way with hand made bow and arrow and using their traditional tracking skills to catch their prey. He delighted in telling how nearly all of the women of the village had given birth inside a giant tree, where they stay for several days after the birth until the umbilical cord has disolved off.

The illusion was only shattered when I noticed that his Masai guide was wearing a rather expensive looking digital watch.

Personally I think their whole 'lifestyle' is a way of making fun of the tourists.

I reckon that just over the first hill is a nice commerical, broadband enabled little town where they all actually live, apart from when fools like Ray Mears or some western journalist announces they are coming for a visit.......

'Fraid not, mate. I lived there and Africa wasn't invented just to keep tourists happy.

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'Fraid not, mate. I lived there and Africa wasn't invented just to keep tourists happy.

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Really???? damn!!! Then I'm cancelling my plane tickets right now! >:mad

I would go until one of the littel bastards pegged me in the nuts. (Which is probably about 20 minutes)

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Originally Posted by bilbo

Nice to see this post is still dragging on.

Lets get to 100 posts and make this the longest ever completely pointless thread on the forum guys.

Lets make it happen.

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You know Bilbo we only need 8 more responses to reach 100 I have been racking my brain try to come up with more scenarios LETS GET IT TO 100 POSTS....

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Nice to see this post is still dragging on.

Lets get to 100 posts and make this the longest ever completely pointless thread on the forum guys.

Lets make it happen.

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You know Bilbo we only need 8 more responses to reach 100 I have been racking my brain try to come up with more scenarios LETS GET IT TO 100 POSTS....

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lol I had forgotten this thread!

Actually 100 posts for a thread as juvenille as this would be quite an achievement.

Maybe we can make it a kind of a sequel post. Kid Massacre part 2 so to speak.

So in the first instance it was you, completely unarmed against equally unarmed vicious little 5 yr olds now for the slighty more big budget sequel we can have melee weapons.

Ok take your pick. You can have an Axe, a Spade, a Pickaxe or a Crowbar.

However whatever you are armed with, the kids are likewise armed so choose carefully.

I would go with a spade personally as I think I'd be able to use it more effectively than a child, If they all had pickaxes it could get messy :beatup:

I would use my spade to keep them at bay as much as anything and once I had killed about 40 or 50 and used them to make some kind of makeshift wall defending me I'd have a go at building an underground bunker, or even an escape route.

I addition you can make a wall of fire to deter others and buying time for much needed rest

lightweight as you can on the weapon since you will need to swing it fast and furious

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I addition you can make a wall of fire to deter others and buying time for much needed rest

lightweight as you can on the weapon since you will need to swing it fast and furious

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I'm not sure how you could start a fire though.

Actually I've had a great idea. As a bonue for surviving a certain time period, 3 hours etc a weapons crate get's dropped in, you just need to be in the right place to get it, else the kiddies will and you will be in trouble then.

But a nice airdrop of a can of petrol and some matches would go a long way to helping you on your quest, although you'd need to watch out for flaming kamikaze kids running at you. :o

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I addition you can make a wall of fire to deter others and buying time for much needed rest

lightweight as you can on the weapon since you will need to swing it fast and furious

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I'm not sure how you could start a fire though.

Actually I've had a great idea. As a bonue for surviving a certain time period, 3 hours etc a weapons crate get's dropped in, you just need to be in the right place to get it, else the kiddies will and you will be in trouble then.

But a nice airdrop of a can of petrol and some matches would go a long way to helping you on your quest, although you'd need to watch out for flaming kamikaze kids running at you. :o

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Dosent everyone have a Rambo survival knife with matches, fishing line, etc.... ;)

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I addition you can make a wall of fire to deter others and buying time for much needed rest

lightweight as you can on the weapon since you will need to swing it fast and furious

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I'm not sure how you could start a fire though.

Actually I've had a great idea. As a bonue for surviving a certain time period, 3 hours etc a weapons crate get's dropped in, you just need to be in the right place to get it, else the kiddies will and you will be in trouble then.

But a nice airdrop of a can of petrol and some matches would go a long way to helping you on your quest, although you'd need to watch out for flaming kamikaze kids running at you. :o

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Dosent everyone have a Rambo survival knife with matches, fishing line, etc.... ;)

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Well I guess if you are Redneck living in the deep south then probably yes, and also a rifle to shoot the Niggers :-\

Neither..

Cause I wouldn't find myself in that situation in the first place!! ;D

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I addition you can make a wall of fire to deter others and buying time for much needed rest

lightweight as you can on the weapon since you will need to swing it fast and furious

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I'm not sure how you could start a fire though.

Actually I've had a great idea. As a bonue for surviving a certain time period, 3 hours etc a weapons crate get's dropped in, you just need to be in the right place to get it, else the kiddies will and you will be in trouble then.

But a nice airdrop of a can of petrol and some matches would go a long way to helping you on your quest, although you'd need to watch out for flaming kamikaze kids running at you. :o

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Dosent everyone have a Rambo survival knife with matches, fishing line, etc.... ;)

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Well I guess if you are Redneck living in the deep south then probably yes, and also a rifle to shoot the Niggers :-\

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Now now, lets leave Lyle out of this, John J. Rambo was a Vietnam Vet not a redneck........I live in the Northeast myself, and I never leave the house without my Spyderco Endura ;D

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