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You know it's basically 'Heart of Darkness' with Vietnam as a backdrop instead of the Congo
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It was great until they get to Brando then it got kind of strange.Quote:
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You know it's basically 'Heart of Darkness' with Vietnam as a backdrop instead of the Congo
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Originally Posted by amat
I had to stop watching Dark Knight after about 30 minutes because it was shit beyond belief. I coulnd't stop laughing at Batman and his ridiculous voice trying to look hard dressed like a fetish transvestite.
You mock me for my extreme porn addiction, yet claim a film like Dark Knight is brilliant when they wear the kind of weird latex costumes that they do in my movies.
You think it's cool to watch a man dressed a bat fight a man dressed as a clown whereas I like to watch movies that feature a clown fucking a bat, they are both equally ridiculous imo.
oh shit, the voice annoyed me in the first one, that was annoying so was the plot and the actual movie itself
Yep the voice sucks but it goes beyond that, the film is doomed to fail becuase the character of Batman is just absurd to begin with. No matter how dark and well made the film is it's simply impossible to make cool, a weirdo fetishist who dresses in black rubber latex animal costumes and lives underground.Quote:
Originally Posted by OumaFan
It's like filming a new version of Romeo and Juliet, with an all star cast, the most lavish costume and set designs and stellar acting across the board, but casting as the role of Juliet, Rosanne Barr.
It doesn't matter how well acted the film is, how romantic and moving, having a morbidly obese middle aged woman playing the role of the heroine would just ruin the movie beyond any hope of redemption.
So it is with Batman, he's just such a sad, ridiculous, pathetic joke of a character to begin with that no attempt at a serious movie will ever work imo, hell you may as well cast me as an action hero :rolleyes:
"Deathproof"was the worst film i've seen in me life.It was sooo bad i sent it back to the shop where i bought it from to get me money back.Totally waste of film reel:mad:
I actually fell asleep during the 2nd LOTR i just don't like it at all, not my type of film. I thought Reservoir Dogs was overrated, didn't like that as much as i thought i would. I liked True Romance, Pulp Fiction, much better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
Just tell me you liked my role at least Ice? :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Nonito DonaireI actually fell asleep during the 2nd LOTR i just don't like it at all, not my type of film. I thought Reservoir Dogs was overrated, didn't like that as much as i thought i would. I liked True Romance, Pulp Fiction, much better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
Come on I was good wasn't I? :eek:
Bilbo you get gayer by the day, only your sick fuck mind thinks of a super hero costume as some sort of erotic getup you're fucking crazy it's more like armor then tights. Nevermind that he's a complete badass and probably the most badass super hero there is because he doesn't have any of those fairy powers that other super heros have that you wish you had all you can think about is how he looks like he could rape you and get away with it. Seriously you have mentioned Christian Bale before in one of your threads talking about how wierd of a man you are. I remember, it's just you Bilbo only you look at him like that, seriously. Gah Bilbo go look at the Usain Bolt thread and see why I am always right when you are never right. Occasionally maybe enough to keep your opinion somewhat credible but you are typically wrong about most everything.
The voice is hit or miss I admit I didn't like it at first in Batman Begins until I realized for them to seperate Bruce Wayne from Batman they had to change the voice up.
But that doesn't change the fact that it is by some distant the greatest super hero movie of all time and really doesn't even belong in that genre. With that being said I am a huge fan of Nolan, Bale and Cain, and Gary Oldman is another one of my favoirtes. Not only that but no shit The Joker is one of the best and most badass villains of all time. It's half Jack Nicholson and half Anthony Hopkins really, it's badass.
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Death Proof was waaaayyy better then Planet Terror. Planet Terror was straight up the grossest movie of all time. Seriously it was so excruciatingly disgusting I don't get how people stayed in the theater long enough to actually get to Death Proof.
So this looks badass to you? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by amat
http://www.motleyhealth.com/images/B...stian_Bale.jpg
Sorry but all I see is this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...entai_BDSM.jpg
The prosecution rests.
Actually the gimp suit is less gay as Batman has ears, a fancy yellow belt and a fucking cape :homo2:
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
Actually yeah you know what? Maybe it worked in comic books in the 70's, Maybe.. But dressing up as a rubber bat in the 2000's is total fashion suicide.. It's very homoerotic and I agree that apart from the cape, it is a gimp suit.. With the cape, it is just over the top gay... He looks like a retro nerd going to a comic book convention in Vegas, not a badass super bad hero that criminals shake in their boots because the "bat" man is coming...
If he was an evil hibrid where he got bitten by a rabbies bat from a nuke testing zone and the he grew like bat wings and fangs and a nasty Valuev hairy chest and back and point ears, and flew in taking chunks out of bad guys, that would be bad ass!! But put it this way, give him a metal throwing knife in the shape of a bat, and he's a bad ass warrior.. Put a whip in his hand and cut out circle for his junk to flop out of, and he's some sick freak in an underground porn movie where some girl mixes 8 mens sperm in a bowl and cracks an egg into it and then drinks it....
How come no one else see's that?
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
Actually yeah you know what? Maybe it worked in comic books in the 70's, Maybe.. But dressing up as a rubber bat in the 2000's is total fashion suicide.. It's very homoerotic and I agree that apart from the cape, it is a gimp suit.. With the cape, it is just over the top gay... He looks like a retro nerd going to a comic book convention in Vegas, not a badass super bad hero that criminals shake in their boots because the "bat" man is coming...
If he was an evil hibrid where he got bitten by a rabbies bat from a nuke testing zone and the he grew like bat wings and fangs and a nasty Valuev hairy chest and back and point ears, and flew in taking chunks out of bad guys, that would be bad ass!! But put it this way, give him a metal throwing knife in the shape of a bat, and he's a bad ass warrior.. Put a whip in his hand and cut out circle for his junk to flop out of, and he's some sick freak in an underground porn movie where some girl mixes 8 mens sperm in a bowl and cracks an egg into it and then drinks it....
How come no one else see's that?
haha so true Diz, I'm baffled by these people who insist it's a dark film. One is dressed as a bat, the other dressed as a clown. They didn't put him in the film to try and keep it dark but of course Batman had a sidekick that looked like this
http://www.espacioblog.com/myfiles/t...tman_robin.jpg
I laugh my ass off at Amat. He think I'M gay yet believes Batman is 'badass' and cool and not in the least bit camp? :confused:
He's the most ridiculous and openly gay superhero ever invented. Seriously who has a sidekick dressed like Robin? Ok so the director decided to remove him from this film, becuase he realised he was too gay, but he's still part of Batman lore, you can't change facts just by not including him.
It's like making a film about George Michael and and omitting all the times he was caught attemtping to wank off cops in public toilets or fucking old men in their vans on Hampstead Heath and instead portraying him as a red blooded hetrosexual serial womaniser.
It just ain't going to work becuase we all know he's a fucking bender :D
It's "dark" in the sense that the Joker turned the prosecutor/DA into a killer, that was a key part of the story, but I wouldn't call it "brilliant", nor was it anything that could be taken seriously
Exactly, it's just campy sci fun for comic book nerds and virgins, hence Amat is a big fan. Nice to see that most other red blooded males on this site over 15 can at least recognise it for the homoerotic pansy crap that it is :)Quote:
Originally Posted by CGM
Hold on a sec, you are ascribing meaning to my post that just isn't there. I never said anything about homoerotic pansy crap. I don't consider that I have the expertise to make that kind of judgement. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboExactly, it's just campy sci fun for comic book nerds and virgins, hence Amat is a big fan. Nice to see that most other red blooded males on this site over 15 can at least recognise it for the homoerotic pansy crap that it is :)Quote:
Originally Posted by CGM
So you don't think the idea of a man in a bat suit and cape who lives underground and goes to war against a man dressed as a a clown is camp?Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMHold on a sec, you are ascribing meaning to my post that just isn't there. I never said anything about homoerotic pansy crap. I don't consider that I have the expertise to make that kind of judgement. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboExactly, it's just campy sci fun for comic book nerds and virgins, hence Amat is a big fan. Nice to see that most other red blooded males on this site over 15 can at least recognise it for the homoerotic pansy crap that it is :)Quote:
Originally Posted by CGM
Especially when this 'Batman' also has a young boy friend who wears tights and a cape calls himself Robin and they hang out together and fight evil.
Ok so the director thankfully decided not to give Robin any screen time in this film, but he's still there, part of the Bat 'lore' so to speak.
Batman is a gay fetishist, and depending on how old Robin actually is, maybe a very dirty old man indeed.
It's not cool, badass, or clever, it's just very very sad.
I'm not sure how serious you are. It's just comic book stuff. For people who used to like the comics as kids, and are now old enough to handle the blood and guts and violence. Superhero stuff with a few slightly more adult themes. I really don't see too much in the way of oddball sexual overtones. I wouldn't really call it camp, either. To me camp is more like Rocky Horror Picture Show. See the difference?Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboSo you don't think the idea of a man in a bat suit and cape who lives underground and goes to war against a man dressed as a a clown is camp?Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMHold on a sec, you are ascribing meaning to my post that just isn't there. I never said anything about homoerotic pansy crap. I don't consider that I have the expertise to make that kind of judgement. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Especially when this 'Batman' also has a young boy friend who wears tights and a cape calls himself Robin and they hang out together and fight evil.
Ok so the director thankfully decided not to give Robin any screen time in this film, but he's still there, part of the Bat 'lore' so to speak.
Batman is a gay fetishist, and depending on how old Robin actually is, maybe a very dirty old man indeed.
It's not cool, badass, or clever, it's just very very sad.
So if a real life action hero type decided to dress as a bat and wear a cape to fight the bad guys you wouldn't describe him as how shall we put this.....at least a little bit......fruity?Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMI'm not sure how serious you are. It's just comic book stuff. For people who used to like the comics as kids, and are now old enough to handle the blood and guts and violence. Superhero stuff with a few slightly more adult themes. I really don't see too much in the way of oddball sexual overtones. I wouldn't really call it camp, either. To me camp is more like Rocky Horror Picture Show. See the difference?Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboSo you don't think the idea of a man in a bat suit and cape who lives underground and goes to war against a man dressed as a a clown is camp?Quote:
Originally Posted by CGM
Especially when this 'Batman' also has a young boy friend who wears tights and a cape calls himself Robin and they hang out together and fight evil.
Ok so the director thankfully decided not to give Robin any screen time in this film, but he's still there, part of the Bat 'lore' so to speak.
Batman is a gay fetishist, and depending on how old Robin actually is, maybe a very dirty old man indeed.
It's not cool, badass, or clever, it's just very very sad.
bilbo loves a bit of batman, we all know it:lickish:
You know, I have a hard time wrapping my brain around the concept of a "real life" action hero type. Can you elaborate a bit?Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboSo if a real life action hero type decided to dress as a bat and wear a cape to fight the bad guys you wouldn't describe him as how shall we put this.....at least a little bit......fruity?Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMI'm not sure how serious you are. It's just comic book stuff. For people who used to like the comics as kids, and are now old enough to handle the blood and guts and violence. Superhero stuff with a few slightly more adult themes. I really don't see too much in the way of oddball sexual overtones. I wouldn't really call it camp, either. To me camp is more like Rocky Horror Picture Show. See the difference?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
haha fair point, well I guess I mean anyone with a reputation for being tough. If Slyvestor Stallone or Chuck Norris for example dressed in black PVC and a cape, and wore a mask with bat ears for recreation, and partied with a young acrobatics boy in tights and a mask do you think their careers would have continued in the same vein?Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMYou know, I have a hard time wrapping my brain around the concept of a "real life" action hero type. Can you elaborate a bit?Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboSo if a real life action hero type decided to dress as a bat and wear a cape to fight the bad guys you wouldn't describe him as how shall we put this.....at least a little bit......fruity?Quote:
Originally Posted by CGM
It's gay as fuck, and it's not just my opinon, it's well known in acedemic circles that Batman is a homosexual fantasy, hell Robins real name was Dick after all.
Batman's alter ego Bruce Wayne, is a single, middle aged playboy millionare who lives in a Bat Cave with an old man and whose best friend is some stockings' clad kid from the circus. He's weirder than Michael Jackson surely I'm not the only one who can see this? :confused:
Damn, I was prepared to say that if there really was a guy in a batsuit who jumped off tall buildings and brought in a few rapists, murderers, and the odd terrorist, then the public would probably call him a superhero, and would not give a damn about the rest of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbohaha fair point, well I guess I mean anyone with a reputation for being tough. If Slyvestor Stallone or Chuck Norris for example dressed in black PVC and a cape, and wore a mask with bat ears for recreation, and partied with a young acrobatics boy in tights and a mask do you think their careers would have continued in the same vein?Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMYou know, I have a hard time wrapping my brain around the concept of a "real life" action hero type. Can you elaborate a bit?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
It's gay as fuck, and it's not just my opinon, it's well known in acedemic circles that Batman is a homosexual fantasy, hell Robins real name was Dick after all.
Batman's alter ego Bruce Wayne, is a single, middle aged playboy millionare who lives in a Bat Cave with an old man and whose best friend is some stockings' clad kid from the circus. He's weirder than Michael Jackson surely I'm not the only one who can see this? :confused:
Aside from that, I don't think Batman was a homo when he was first created, although yeah I suppose anybody who walked into a biker bar wearing a rubber suit and cape might get the bum's rush no pun intended, so point taken there. The Batman in Dark Knight, sure looked like he held a torch for the prosecutor's girlfriend. At one time he obviously boned her.
But that's not necessarily the way it is. Just because some gay fetishists wear rubber suits, doesn't make everyone who wears rubber suits a gay fetishist. But yeah ok, there is an element of truth buried somewhere in your post.
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Originally Posted by CGMDamn, I was prepared to say that if there really was a guy in a batsuit who jumped off tall buildings and brought in a few rapists, murderers, and the odd terrorist, then the public would probably call him a superhero, and would not give a damn about the rest of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbohaha fair point, well I guess I mean anyone with a reputation for being tough. If Slyvestor Stallone or Chuck Norris for example dressed in black PVC and a cape, and wore a mask with bat ears for recreation, and partied with a young acrobatics boy in tights and a mask do you think their careers would have continued in the same vein?Quote:
Originally Posted by CGM
It's gay as fuck, and it's not just my opinon, it's well known in acedemic circles that Batman is a homosexual fantasy, hell Robins real name was Dick after all.
Batman's alter ego Bruce Wayne, is a single, middle aged playboy millionare who lives in a Bat Cave with an old man and whose best friend is some stockings' clad kid from the circus. He's weirder than Michael Jackson surely I'm not the only one who can see this? :confused:
Aside from that, I don't think Batman was a homo when he was first created, although yeah I suppose anybody who walked into a biker bar wearing a rubber suit and cape might get the bum's rush no pun intended, so point taken there. The Batman in Dark Knight, sure looked like he held a torch for the prosecutor's girlfriend. At one time he obviously boned her.
But that's not necessarily the way it is. Just because some gay fetishists wear rubber suits, doesn't make everyone who wears rubber suits a gay fetishist. But yeah ok, there is an element of truth buried somewhere in your post.
I'm not suggesting that the Batman as portrayed in the Dark Knight is gay, the director has gone out of his way to try and make the film dark and edgy and remove all the campiness.
But what I'm saying is that it's impossible to reinvent a character like this. The Batman character for the last several decades has been notoriously camp and gay. Trying to create a serious, dark, gritty film around him is like trying to create a film about Michael Jackson and his sex conquests amongts the hottest celebrity women. Sure they could take away his child molestation accusations, his Neverland ranch, his fair ground and extensive plastic surgery and just focus the film on his marriage to Elvis Pressley's daughter but we'd all know it was just a crock of shit.
Batman is a bigger bender than an Indian Yogi.
I've no doubt that over the years people have put there own spin on Batman, including a gay spin, but I'm willing to bet that things like gay and camp don't occur to the majority of people out there when they think of Batman, until they have really researched the topic, or heard about it from you. :cool:Quote:
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Originally Posted by CGMDamn, I was prepared to say that if there really was a guy in a batsuit who jumped off tall buildings and brought in a few rapists, murderers, and the odd terrorist, then the public would probably call him a superhero, and would not give a damn about the rest of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Aside from that, I don't think Batman was a homo when he was first created, although yeah I suppose anybody who walked into a biker bar wearing a rubber suit and cape might get the bum's rush no pun intended, so point taken there. The Batman in Dark Knight, sure looked like he held a torch for the prosecutor's girlfriend. At one time he obviously boned her.
But that's not necessarily the way it is. Just because some gay fetishists wear rubber suits, doesn't make everyone who wears rubber suits a gay fetishist. But yeah ok, there is an element of truth buried somewhere in your post.
I'm not suggesting that the Batman as portrayed in the Dark Knight is gay, the director has gone out of his way to try and make the film dark and edgy and remove all the campiness.
But what I'm saying is that it's impossible to reinvent a character like this. The Batman character for the last several decades has been notoriously camp and gay. Trying to create a serious, dark, gritty film around him is like trying to create a film about Michael Jackson and his sex conquests amongts the hottest celebrity women. Sure they could take away his child molestation accusations, his Neverland ranch, his fair ground and extensive plastic surgery and just focus the film on his marriage to Elvis Pressley's daughter but we'd all know it was just a crock of shit.
Batman is a bigger bender than an Indian Yogi.
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Originally Posted by CGMI've no doubt that over the years people have put there own spin on Batman, including a gay spin, but I'm willing to bet that things like gay and camp don't occur to the majority of people out there when they think of Batman, until they have really researched the topic, or heard about it from you. :cool:Quote:
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Originally Posted by CGM
I'm not suggesting that the Batman as portrayed in the Dark Knight is gay, the director has gone out of his way to try and make the film dark and edgy and remove all the campiness.
But what I'm saying is that it's impossible to reinvent a character like this. The Batman character for the last several decades has been notoriously camp and gay. Trying to create a serious, dark, gritty film around him is like trying to create a film about Michael Jackson and his sex conquests amongts the hottest celebrity women. Sure they could take away his child molestation accusations, his Neverland ranch, his fair ground and extensive plastic surgery and just focus the film on his marriage to Elvis Pressley's daughter but we'd all know it was just a crock of shit.
Batman is a bigger bender than an Indian Yogi.
hehe I'm just informing the masses that the film execs are all having a laugh at your expense. They do it all the time with stuff. Tom and Jerry, He Man, both completely gay cartoons riddled with gay references.
The Magic Roundabout, all about drugs, lsd, trips etc.
These writers all have a great sense of humour and want to see how far they can go in creating the most outrageously camp or disturbing stuff and then disguise it so common people and morons will watch it and think it's cool, completely missing the point that the writers are deliberately creating this stuff just to laugh at you.
It's like when I invented the Baggins Clan. Everyone on here instead of recognising it for the ridiculous joke that it was actually started to create their own clans, much to mine and Legion's amusement, with whom I had bet I could make Violent D create his own online tough gang complete with avatar.
bilbo you have ruined the dark knight for me now
thanks:mad:
I dunno man, were Bilbo and Frodo fags too? :rolleyes: I'm sure JRR had all kinds of hidden meanings besides the Hitler = Sauron one. And let's not forget Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by CGMI've no doubt that over the years people have put there own spin on Batman, including a gay spin, but I'm willing to bet that things like gay and camp don't occur to the majority of people out there when they think of Batman, until they have really researched the topic, or heard about it from you. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
hehe I'm just informing the masses that the film execs are all having a laugh at your expense. They do it all the time with stuff. Tom and Jerry, He Man, both completely gay cartoons riddled with gay references.
The Magic Roundabout, all about drugs, lsd, trips etc.
These writers all have a great sense of humour and want to see how far they can go in creating the most outrageously camp or disturbing stuff and then disguise it so common people and morons will watch it and think it's cool, completely missing the point that the writers are deliberately creating this stuff just to laugh at you.
It's like when I invented the Baggins Clan. Everyone on here instead of recognising it for the ridiculous joke that it was actually started to create their own clans, much to mine and Legion's amusement, with whom I had bet I could make Violent D create his own online tough gang complete with avatar.
OK, well if the cartoon writers are going to a lot of trouble to write stuff that the average joe doesn't pick up on, and the executivies are paying them to do so, and that they are probably going to deny anyway if anyone calls them on a specific case, then who's the fool?
You know I could do all kinds of creative stuff, put my own hidden meanings into it, and make things so obscure that no-one would ever pick up on it unless I explained it to them, and even then they would probably think I was full of shit, but that don't make me clever.
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Excellent, if my postings have but made one person change their opinion, and in the process left them feeling slightly hollow as a result my job is done :cool:
:mad: So long as you leave the Telletubbies alone im ok.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Drago
Excellent, if my postings have but made one person change their opinion, and in the process left them feeling slightly hollow as a result my job is done :cool:
Yep the hobbits are pretty camp,child size and running around in short trousers befriended by a much older, taller, bearded single man with an obscure and somewhat hazy background. A possible hidden reference to boyscouts, camping and child abuse in there, I don't know.....maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMI dunno man, were Bilbo and Frodo fags too? :rolleyes: I'm sure JRR had all kinds of hidden meanings besides the Hitler = Sauron one. And let's not forget Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:Quote:
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Originally Posted by CGM
hehe I'm just informing the masses that the film execs are all having a laugh at your expense. They do it all the time with stuff. Tom and Jerry, He Man, both completely gay cartoons riddled with gay references.
The Magic Roundabout, all about drugs, lsd, trips etc.
These writers all have a great sense of humour and want to see how far they can go in creating the most outrageously camp or disturbing stuff and then disguise it so common people and morons will watch it and think it's cool, completely missing the point that the writers are deliberately creating this stuff just to laugh at you.
It's like when I invented the Baggins Clan. Everyone on here instead of recognising it for the ridiculous joke that it was actually started to create their own clans, much to mine and Legion's amusement, with whom I had bet I could make Violent D create his own online tough gang complete with avatar.
OK, well if the cartoon writers are going to a lot of trouble to write stuff that the average joe doesn't pick up on, and the executivies are paying them to do so, and that they are probably going to deny anyway if anyone calls them on a specific case, then who's the fool?
You know I could do all kinds of creative stuff, put my own hidden meanings into it, and make things so obscure that no-one would ever pick up on it unless I explained it to them, and even then they would probably think I was full of shit, but that don't make me clever.
All I can say is that Gandalf never touched me and we only ever shared a bed on a few occasions when he felt that I needed to be protected from the Dark Lord.
Possibly you could argue the Dark Lord represented the long arm of the law and the reason they were so interested in my ring was because they were worried about what Gandalf might have done to it but this is mere speculation on your part. It is curious that when I got older Gandalf was only interested in the much younger Frodo having the ring and when the Dark Lord's interest was stirred he decided that they must destroy the evidence by throwing it into the fire.................
The whole point of the joke though is that it isn't obscure, it's hidden in plain sight.Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMI dunno man, were Bilbo and Frodo fags too? :rolleyes: I'm sure JRR had all kinds of hidden meanings besides the Hitler = Sauron one. And let's not forget Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by CGM
hehe I'm just informing the masses that the film execs are all having a laugh at your expense. They do it all the time with stuff. Tom and Jerry, He Man, both completely gay cartoons riddled with gay references.
The Magic Roundabout, all about drugs, lsd, trips etc.
These writers all have a great sense of humour and want to see how far they can go in creating the most outrageously camp or disturbing stuff and then disguise it so common people and morons will watch it and think it's cool, completely missing the point that the writers are deliberately creating this stuff just to laugh at you.
It's like when I invented the Baggins Clan. Everyone on here instead of recognising it for the ridiculous joke that it was actually started to create their own clans, much to mine and Legion's amusement, with whom I had bet I could make Violent D create his own online tough gang complete with avatar.
OK, well if the cartoon writers are going to a lot of trouble to write stuff that the average joe doesn't pick up on, and the executivies are paying them to do so, and that they are probably going to deny anyway if anyone calls them on a specific case, then who's the fool?
You know I could do all kinds of creative stuff, put my own hidden meanings into it, and make things so obscure that no-one would ever pick up on it unless I explained it to them, and even then they would probably think I was full of shit, but that don't make me clever.
Have you ever watched an episode of He-Man? This is a guy when not He-Man is a Prince called Adam who wears pink spandex and wears his hair in a bob. When he turns into He-Man his clothes fall off and he's left wearing some kind of bondage harness. His best friends are Fisto and Ram Man it's uncontrollaby gay.
And you can't tell me that his harness isn't emblazoned with some kind of sphincter logo.
http://www.speakeasydesigns.com/rich...heman_orko.jpg
ok man, obscure in plain sight it is then. Very often the stuff people miss is right under their nose.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboThe whole point of the joke though is that it isn't obscure, it's hidden in plain sight.Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMI dunno man, were Bilbo and Frodo fags too? :rolleyes: I'm sure JRR had all kinds of hidden meanings besides the Hitler = Sauron one. And let's not forget Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
OK, well if the cartoon writers are going to a lot of trouble to write stuff that the average joe doesn't pick up on, and the executivies are paying them to do so, and that they are probably going to deny anyway if anyone calls them on a specific case, then who's the fool?
You know I could do all kinds of creative stuff, put my own hidden meanings into it, and make things so obscure that no-one would ever pick up on it unless I explained it to them, and even then they would probably think I was full of shit, but that don't make me clever.
Have you ever watched an episode of He-Man? This is a guy when not He-Man is a Prince called Adam who wears pink spandex and wears his hair in a bob. When he turns into He-Man his clothes fall off and he's left wearing some kind of bondage harness. His best friends are Fisto and Ram Man it's uncontrollaby gay.
And you can't tell me that his harness isn't emblazoned with some kind of sphincter logo.
No I never watched heman, but the example you gave is pretty obvious though. I guess they are counting on six year olds (or is that common people and morons) not picking up on the gay fisting thing.
So who is it exactly that they are trying to entertain with this stuff then? Themselves? Unlesss you are telling me that you are fan of heman for this kind of profundity?
I'm not sure if Failure To Launch was supposed to be good or not, but..
After my wife made me go see that movie with her, I left the theater with the feeling that my balls were cut off and my manhood got left behind in there.
It was absolutely the worst experience of my life, not just the worst movie.
Yep it's themselves. My guess is that these are all ambitious screen writers who dreamed of writing hollywood films and ended up making kids cartoons. It's just their way of coping.Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMok man, obscure in plain sight it is then. Very often the stuff people miss is right under their nose.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboThe whole point of the joke though is that it isn't obscure, it's hidden in plain sight.Quote:
Originally Posted by CGM
Have you ever watched an episode of He-Man? This is a guy when not He-Man is a Prince called Adam who wears pink spandex and wears his hair in a bob. When he turns into He-Man his clothes fall off and he's left wearing some kind of bondage harness. His best friends are Fisto and Ram Man it's uncontrollaby gay.
And you can't tell me that his harness isn't emblazoned with some kind of sphincter logo.
No I never watched heman, but the example you gave is pretty obvious though. I guess they are counting on six year olds (or is that common people and morons) not picking up on the gay fisting thing.
So who is it exactly that they are trying to entertain with this stuff then? Themselves? Unlesss you are telling me that you are fan of heman for this kind of profundity?
Like the engineers who dreamed of designing planes and working for Ferrari and ended up working for Russell Hobbs making toasters. So they come up with settings that will not only burn your toast but your entire house down if you stick it on max ;)
u evil midget:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by Drago
Excellent, if my postings have but made one person change their opinion, and in the process left them feeling slightly hollow as a result my job is done :cool:
Could be onto something Lol.Remember his Battle cat named "Cringer",was frightened all the time......a scared Pussy.Subliminal....He-man was afraid of it ??? Not to mention "Teilla",I believe that was her name.Did he once put a move on her as hot and scantly dressed as she was?No....Had to be gay!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboThe whole point of the joke though is that it isn't obscure, it's hidden in plain sight.Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMI dunno man, were Bilbo and Frodo fags too? :rolleyes: I'm sure JRR had all kinds of hidden meanings besides the Hitler = Sauron one. And let's not forget Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
OK, well if the cartoon writers are going to a lot of trouble to write stuff that the average joe doesn't pick up on, and the executivies are paying them to do so, and that they are probably going to deny anyway if anyone calls them on a specific case, then who's the fool?
You know I could do all kinds of creative stuff, put my own hidden meanings into it, and make things so obscure that no-one would ever pick up on it unless I explained it to them, and even then they would probably think I was full of shit, but that don't make me clever.
Have you ever watched an episode of He-Man? This is a guy when not He-Man is a Prince called Adam who wears pink spandex and wears his hair in a bob. When he turns into He-Man his clothes fall off and he's left wearing some kind of bondage harness. His best friends are Fisto and Ram Man it's uncontrollaby gay.
And you can't tell me that his harness isn't emblazoned with some kind of sphincter logo.
http://www.speakeasydesigns.com/rich...heman_orko.jpg
If we're going to see stuff in cartoons that probably isnt there,I present to you, Scooby Doo
Shaggy lives in a van with two chicks,who does he spend all of his time with,the dog.
I leave you to make your own inferences,but I bet theyd all be illegal in most states
All I want to know is what the FUCK is a Scooby Snack if Shaggy wants them too???Quote:
Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey
I present you the REAL Scooby Doo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT_T6AR8SzA
You know I said in another thread that Ironman was pretty good, I don't know why, it really wasn't that good. Put it this way, if Robert Downey wasn't in it then it would have been absolutely mind numbing.
I think I'm starting to agree with Bilbo about the concept of super human movies in general. Now that I think about it, I definitely wouldn't consider any of them great movies. I know a few people who are obsessed with them. For example, a few weeks ago a friend of mine so so excitedly tells me: "dude, the trailer for the Wolverine movie's coming out", me: "ok" (wait a second isn't that homo Hugh Jackman wolverine)
I think I'm going on the attack tomorrow, relentlessly make fun of their bizarre superhero obsession. Has anybody seen Clerks 2? Where the old Star Wars nerd talks so much shit about the Lord of the Rings to these new Lord of the Rings nerds that one of them vomits? Hopefully it will go like that.