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- When you're choosing your food in function of their solidity/softness
- When people now are looking at you with the evil eye when you go in the same old clubs you used to frequent
- When you consider buying a house close to an hospital just in case
- When you don't remember anymore some people in your graduation journal
- When you stare at the tits of your daughter/boy's friend and realize it's wrong because they are your daughter/son's friend.
I use to be able to sleep facing down all night when i was younger. Now cannot sleep like that for longer than 5 minutes, can't breath and arm falls a sleep.
Clearly you're not drinking enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
When getting layed every 2 to 3 months is enough.....when you turn down stereo with Coup D'etat by the Circle jerks blaring as you pull up next to a cop car
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Originally Posted by CFHClearly you're not drinking enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Water would fix the circulation problem,:cool:
Whiskey would fix the not being able to sleep face down problem. ;D
When you have a bad back from sitting not properly. It is true pissed off my body is falling apart. :(
When you start to consider ugly women as being attractive.
Probably mentioned it already, but you just reminded me:
I used to look at Marsha from the Brady bunch and think oh yeah! Now Im looking at her mum thinking the same thing.
When you turn down the stereo while trying to find a street address ??? When you have the entire day off and ....take a nap :-X
You start threads pissing moaning about little fucking thing in life. Aint that right Miles? ;D
When you buy clothes based on how comfortable they feel rather than what they look like.
When you wear clothes that were designed for lounging around the house outdoors!
You start choosing beige colours too, and your trousers go up to your chest Simon Cowell style. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by 0james0
Lately, my mind's becoming more empty and empty, in a state of euphoric nothiness - that's why I haven't written much these days. They say it's a sign of dementia. Strange though my senses are as sharp as ever. But well, maybe they're right...
When you keep looking behind you for something rather than ahead too something.
Wait 'til you get to 30.Quote:
Originally Posted by ono
I see nothing trivial in discussing important issues regarding war criminals, PR presidents, great albums and Williams/Martinez.
I probably post here more like a diary than some others do and get my fair share of stick for it. I could hold back and only post an opinion that will guarantee me respect, but I choose to go out on a limb and say whatever I feel because it is what I believe at that point in time.
Anyway, I don't mind a bit of mocking, but I'm not that old.
When you go to the bmx shop for your son and feel the need to buy something for yourself :-\
You mean:Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
When you go to the BMX shop for your son and feel too old to buy something for yourself. :D
When you exercise and always pick up a knock.
In comparison to your youth when you'd run all day without even getting tired.
Yes you could play football with a broken leg when you were young but now you have to go to hospital. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by 0james0
When you start saving a stick to stir the paint.
When you start listening to radio stations such as Classic FM, Smooth Radio and Radio 4.
When you are all out of lives ;D.
When you think twice about posting any ol' thing because its on an all access forum ;D
Tuck these nutty topics away so we can let flow....
oh and when your woman tells you to get some 'Manstay'....only joking of course hahaha :p
You remember the first round of negotiations for Haye/Klit² and Pac/$-May
and who was on what side ;D
Lost all my fascination with gadgets. During my younger years, I was always interested in new gadgets and other stuffs, like walkmans, boomboxes, cameras, stereo equipments, and looking for new releases of recordings at the local record shops was one of my greatest hobbies. Now, no gadget fascinates me anymore, though they do amaze me with kind of things they can do, like for example, putting my suitcase full of cassette tapes into a small mp3 players, I mean the music content of course; but amazement and fascination is two different things. And shopping for CD's doesn't bring the same cheap thrill that shopping for new releases on those big plastic plates they call vinyls used to bring. Sigh.
When you can remember Vinyls Pacfan, yes loved them.
When you have to play in goal because your knees are so bad that a 3 year old runs faster than you to get the ball. :(
6:30 ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyI'm talking about my nail it meter being stuck somewhere round when I was at Uni. I've gotten older, the needle on the meter is fixed.;D:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by NamelessWell for example, when you meet a girl you used to be very attracted to, 2-3 years passes, you see her again, still cute but then you realize that in fact, for the rest, she didn't fit at all with what you want in life and you wonder how you could have had a crush on her for something more than a fling. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyWhat nonsense? ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nameless
When you are asked what your dream car would be and all you can come up with is an electric environmentally friendly car. :)
Haha yeah or if all your worried about is if the boot is big enough for a pram! ;)
When you have a clean shave because you no longer want to look older.
You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil.
When you can remember regular gasoline selling for 25 cents a gallon.
When your first computer program you wrote was stored on a cassette player, because your computer had no hard drive.
You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.
When a 5 minute "power nap" turns into a 2 hour blessing.
When you fall asleep in the middle of a porn movie and wake two hours later with a hard on cause you gotta piss.
All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
Downsizing everything thats real old age, kids gone no need for big house or car.
What about the next phase, when they have children and you become a grand parent, and you need the big house again and car to take them out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
When you start strolling the baby aisle again due to loss of muscle control.
When you forget what you were going to... erm...... feck it what was this thread about again :confused: