Haye-Wlad - HBO Face Off Video

He's just a potty mouthed Londoner. Chris Hitchens is articulate, Oscar Wilde was articulate, Steven Fry is articulate. David Haye is just a big mouth, but he is clearly a better boxer than those other far more witty and slightly out of shape characters.

I actually imagine Mayorga to be something of a poet too. The insults flow fast and easy, with a wonderful sense of diction and phrasing. I would love to read a book of verse written by Ricardo Mayorga.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miles

He's just a potty mouthed Londoner. Chris Hitchens is articulate, Oscar Wilde was articulate, Steven Fry is articulate. David Haye is just a big mouth,

---

Ahh but he's the only one in the list that isn't gay :gay5:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hornfinger

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miles

He's just a potty mouthed Londoner. Chris Hitchens is articulate, Oscar Wilde was articulate, Steven Fry is articulate. David Haye is just a big mouth,

---

Ahh but he's the only one in the list that isn't gay :gay5:

---

Haha, good point. Though I am sure Lyle would beg to differ.

What am I talking about? Chris Hitchens isn't gay, at least not as far as I know. He was definitely married at one time, but I don't really know much about his personal life. Might be, but I doubt it.

Oh, scrap that, he seems to have written about his homosexual experiences. I never knew he was a big bender. You learn something new everyday! :o

Mayorga published in 2005 a half dozen or so iambic pentameter sonnets from his house in Tegucigalpa. The titles of 2 I remotely recall. "Startin' to Smoke, Pink Wig Puffin' " or something like that. Then there was a weird one like "I'll Rock His Socks Off, I'll Sock His Rocks Off" or something like that also.

As for Haye he is certainly a boor, a cretin, an obnoxious illiterate, worthy of a 2nd round shellacking. I preferred to listen to Jesse The Boogeyman Ferguson's postfight interviews.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Mayorga published in 2005 a half dozen or so iambic pentameter sonnets from his house in Tegucigalpa. The titles of 2 I remotely recall. "Startin' to Smoke, Pink Wig Puffin' " or something like that. Then there was a weird one like "I'll Rock His Socks Off, I'll Sock His Rocks Off" or something like that also.

As for Haye he is certainly a boor, a cretin, an obnoxious illiterate, worthy of a 2nd round shellacking. I preferred to listen to Jesse The Boogeyman Ferguson's postfight interviews.

---

Mayorga is very talented. I particularly liked the one entitled "I shagged Oscar's wife four times in one night". It was very touching and full of tenderness. The man just has a feel for language and knows how to put words together. "I love my Mum" is another very good one. It's all about how he has been made a man because of his mother. Lovely stuff indeed. "Penis mountain" is just downright weird though and he was quite likely off his head when he wrote that one. Still, all in all a top notch poet.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miles

Oh, scrap that, he seems to have written about his homosexual experiences. I never knew he was a big bender. You learn something new everyday! :o

---

:lol:

I didn't know either I just guessed he was :lolhaha:

Quote:

---

Mayorga is very talented. I particularly liked the one entitled "I shagged Oscar's wife four times in one night". It was very touching and full of tenderness. The man just has a feel for language and knows how to put words together. "I love my Mum" is another very good one. It's all about how he has been made a man because of his mother. Lovely stuff indeed. "Penis mountain" is just downright weird though and he was quite likely off his head when he wrote that one. Still, all in all a top notch poet.

---

He IS talented. The downright weird ones are second on my list, but the touching ones that are often filled with tenderness I do prefer. About being "quite likely" off his head I have minimal doubts: he was well OUT of his head on "P M" in all likelihood. Only "Thirteen Disappointments of My Teenage Years" struck me as under-par.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Quote:

---

Mayorga is very talented. I particularly liked the one entitled "I shagged Oscar's wife four times in one night". It was very touching and full of tenderness. The man just has a feel for language and knows how to put words together. "I love my Mum" is another very good one. It's all about how he has been made a man because of his mother. Lovely stuff indeed. "Penis mountain" is just downright weird though and he was quite likely off his head when he wrote that one. Still, all in all a top notch poet.

---

He IS talented. The downright weird ones are second on my list, but the touching ones that are often filled with tenderness I do prefer. About being "quite likely" off his head I have minimal doubts: he was well OUT of his head on "P M" in all likelihood. Only "Thirteen Disappointments of My Teenage Years" struck me as under-par.

---

To be fair to him he did write that after being stopped by Trinidad. So not only was he concussed and had red hair, but he was still finding his way as a writer. It wasn't as good as the later stuff, but there were still good moments. I particularly like the lines:
"a girl walked past, I whistled,
she turned around and looked at me,
I grabbed my crotch and gave her a wink,
but oh the rejection,
whisky and cigarettes did never hurt me like that."

Mayorga really captures the human condition with sentiments like these. Sure, it doesn't reach the maturity of his later work, but the sentiments are loud and clear. And don't forget, the man had red hair at the time.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hornfinger

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miles

Oh, scrap that, he seems to have written about his homosexual experiences. I never knew he was a big bender. You learn something new everyday! :o

---

:lol:

I didn't know either I just guessed he was :lolhaha:

---

Hitchens has some decent ideas when he sticks to a more Conservative Libertarianism, but other than that he's a nutjob.

Miles, for future reference anyone who has that much love for Gore Vidal is gay.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by El Kabong

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hornfinger

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miles

Oh, scrap that, he seems to have written about his homosexual experiences. I never knew he was a big bender. You learn something new everyday! :o

---

:lol:

I didn't know either I just guessed he was :lolhaha:

---

Hitchens has some decent ideas when he sticks to a more Conservative Libertarianism, but other than that he's a nutjob.

Miles, for future reference anyone who has that much love for Gore Vidal is gay.

---

No, you can't call such a clever man a nutjob, but I do disagree with him a lot. He seems to be the ultimate sophist and will argue just for the sake of it. When it comes to politics, I actually think he can be a bit of a tool and disagree strongly. But I think his ideas on theology are never less than fascinating.

Brilliant video, lets get it on. haye will try and take it to the later rounds waiting for the opportunity.

Hitchens is an atheist and that's one of many things I disagree with him on.

Haye did rattle Wlad there and took him out of his comfort zone. Haye was winding him up, the ref will be counting 10 over you, probably very slowly (because he is in your country). Once he knew Wlad was getting wound up, haye just carried on. I think he will get a lot of confidence from that. Haye actually had a hard on. :)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by El Kabong

Hitchens is an atheist and that's one of many things I disagree with him on.

---

Haha, true. ;D

Quote:

---

"a girl walked past, I whistled,
she turned around and looked at me,
I grabbed my crotch and gave her a wink,
but oh the rejection,
whisky and cigarettes did never hurt me like that."

---

Excellent points which I apologize for not perceiving at the time of my last post. With all due respect, there was another one he penned BEFORE he was stopped by Trinidad in which whether you contest this with me or not, he clearly wrote:

"I have trained merely an hour a day,
O Cruel Regimen! Thy sting is brutal!
Perhaps a hook to the liver is sweetest,
I won't know until the corner store carries Pinch 12 Year Scotch."

Even if I take the liberty to paraphrase here, it is insignificant in that Mayorga cared less at that time about the right hand, really. He was obsessed with the hook, especially to the body, and rather amateurishly abandoned completely any plan to use the right, except of course in sparring.

No offense here but some things need to be pointed out.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Master

Brilliant video, lets get it on. haye will try and take it to the later rounds waiting for the opportunity.

---

I respect that. But I think you got it the other way around.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by :::PSL:::

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Master

Brilliant video, lets get it on. haye will try and take it to the later rounds waiting for the opportunity.

---

I respect that. But I think you got it the other way around.

---

It was just what Haye said saying that he will take his time and wait for the opportunity. I think that will be his tactic, stay out of range of Wlad's jab and try and jump in when the opportunity arises.

I watched the Video last night, I don't see why any of it makes a fuck. Do some of you actually believe that anything said in this interview will carry over to the actual fight?

If anything, Haye just showed what a classless piece of shit he is by calling Wlad a "dickhead", and saying he was "getting a hard on"? What kind of fag shit is that, and WTF does it have to do with boxing?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miles

Oooh, I'm such a bitch! :p

---

No Miles, as David 'flashy-flash' Haye would put it, you are clearly a dickhead ;D

Seriously! ONLY a sociapathic English teacher would bother... :rolleyes:

David said Wladimir has an annoying Borat voice, which is completely true! He didn't round ANY different doing his own Borat impression! :)

Taking bout 'cheap shot' ;D... What part of trash talking ISN'T cheap?!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mars_ax

I watched the Video last night, I don't see why any of it makes a fuck. Do some of you actually believe that anything said in this interview will carry over to the actual fight?

If anything, Haye just showed what a classless piece of shit he is by calling Wlad a "dickhead", and saying he was "getting a hard on"? What kind of fag shit is that, and WTF does it have to do with boxing?

---

True but Wlad really did get riled up and was about to hit Wlad. Haye wants Wlad to lose control. Wlad did call Haye a woman with the earring and so on, so Wlad was not a gentlemen in that video. Even the fact that haye did not shake his hand annoyed Wlad. Whilst I agree it makes little difference, I think Haye will gain confidence from that interview.

This is the worst thread I have ever seen.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miles

We should also put Haye in the gayest boxer contest too with his 'boner' comment. Wlad looking angry gives you an erection? That is crossing into Bilbo territory. :p

---

Tis true, the staredown got me aroused also.

Luckily I was alone and so able to have a quick release.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Master

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mars_ax

I watched the Video last night, I don't see why any of it makes a fuck. Do some of you actually believe that anything said in this interview will carry over to the actual fight?

If anything, Haye just showed what a classless piece of shit he is by calling Wlad a "dickhead", and saying he was "getting a hard on"? What kind of fag shit is that, and WTF does it have to do with boxing?

---

True but Wlad really did get riled up and was about to hit Wlad. Haye wants Wlad to lose control. Wlad did call Haye a woman with the earring and so on, so Wlad was not a gentlemen in that video. Even the fact that haye did not shake his hand annoyed Wlad. Whilst I agree it makes little difference, I think Haye will gain confidence from that interview.

---

Gain confidence from what? Being able to annoy Wlad? Wlad has come to expect this shit from Haye but none of this is going to make a fuck come fight night, like Wlad said, Haye is a "wannabe". On the other hand, Wlad is a consummate Pro, with twice the ring experience, if anything, Haye's annoying fag shit will just motivate Wlad and help him focus on the job he needs to do in ring.

Haye's girlfriends on this forum might think all that fag/jr high school shit that Haye does in interviews will have some effect on the outcome of the fight, and in a way they're right, it will shorten it. :)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by CFH

This is the worst thread I have ever seen.

---

With all the efforts I've put in over the last six years I'm actually pretty offended :mad:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by CFH

This is the worst thread I have ever seen.

---

With all the efforts I've put in over the last six years I'm actually pretty offended :mad:

---

Worse than 'Hot Drinks'??

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by El Kabong

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by CFH

This is the worst thread I have ever seen.

---

With all the efforts I've put in over the last six years I'm actually pretty offended :mad:

---

Worse than 'Hot Drinks'??

---

Yes, worse than 'Hot Drinks'. At least Miles didn't come into the 'Hot Drinks' thread to complain about the way Bilbo phrased his love of chai tea.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by CFH

This is the worst thread I have ever seen.

---

It's all miles's fault, his gayness has rubbed off on the forum. :gay5:

Someone forgot to remind Miles that his precious language was already a barstardised language CENTURIES before David Haye got to it :)

Oh and the Americans too :p

Who gives a fuck about the proper usage of the English language. Better start learning how to speak Mandarin Chinese people.;D

Thread was fine until El Gaybong and Miles turned it all fruity and shit.

Haye came off a bit of an idiot to me... Wlad clearly got mad and didn't know what to say in reply, whether due to language barrier or just flat out being pissed. I just hope the in ring action lives up to the pre fight hype this is all generating but im doubtfull.

I'm just not having this, you bastards! None of you give me a boner! :rolleyes:

I actually quite like Haye believe it or not, but not enough to want him to win. He is clearly not in Amir Khan territory as far as I am concerned and he does speak far more eloquently too. Khan is a meat head, Haye could probably do okay if he put his mind to it.

I'm just glad people are talking about boxing on this thread again, because that's what I want to read !. Not dog shit ! about hot drinks .

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ruthless rocco

i didn't see animosity at all. i saw two men flirting with each other massively!

it starts with the refusal to shake hands. a refusal to touch. haye tries to establish the upper hand, playing hard to get.

then vlad stats to beak down what he sees when he looks at haye... notices how he walks and talks... he comments on haye's "flashy flashy" look and comments specifically on his earrings. he mentions something about medical records...test results maybe...? vlad clearly likes to play safe. he's no fool. he can see haye's wild lifestyle and is weary of std's.

you notice haye starts licking his lips eyes locked on vlad's.

continuing the tease...haye chooses to open by introducing vlad's dickhead like nature to the conversation... mentions something about vlad crawling around on the ground with a shocked like look on his face... something about a man coming for him and how we'll see the gulf between a tremendous little man and good a big man. thats just raw!

then... that crazy stare down... looking at each other. eyes locked. lotsa lip licking. little smiles. you can see the hamsters in their heads spinning: july 2nd, i am gonna bang that dude!

then it happens! at 7:44 haye says it: "you can feel it. oooh... i've got a fucking hard on right now!" crazy!

maybe thats what haye's trainer was talking about when he said we'll never believe what haye's gonna do in the ring.

---

I can't wait! Could be more entertaining than if they actually fought!

Going by that one way or another it sounds like to men are def going to pummel eachother in the ring!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rocky11

Going by that one way or another it sounds like to men are def going to pummel eachother in the ring!

---

:gay5:

This Miles seems like a complete twat. Shook means scared, it originated in a song by the duo Mobb Deep called Shook ones. Miles May or May not use street slang but he is clearly a dickhead, rambling on about the language used by professional fighters like a complete and utter moron.