Off to Vegas tonight...so long Toffens!!!!

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OK dicks I'm out...that judge was a proper bell end....what a waste of my time!!

Any how off to get bladder!!

Nearly had to call Duane 'Dog' Chapman for advice....but got a fine and that is fine by me!!!😇

Job Biscuit (idiot) eh!! eh!!😀

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I seem to have misplaced a post, so I'll repeat it and see what happens.

The judge wasn't interested in what you had to say, that's not surprising for this week, he's probably a real busy man.
I'm glad to see you're taking in the entire Vegas experience. lol

I spent 30 days in a California county jail when I was 20. All it took was once for me, I've never been in one since, except to visit a friend and leave some money on their accounts.
I learned a few things in there, but the one that makes me laugh the most is how to say goodnight to a jailer anywhere in the world. First thing is to make sure they can't identify you, then as soon as the lights go out you scream, "Fuck your mother Officer Whatever, you son of a bitch!" The stupidity and absurdness of it makes me smile to this day. The jailer would say nothing or maybe, "Fuck you!"

The fight is getting close! The excitement is building! Who will win? Will the fight be good? Will it go the distance? Will we be surprised?

Job Biscuit (I can't wait!) eh! eh!

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Obviously the officers knew they were in the presences of a God type fellow not the normal scum you would usually get in these types of hell holes. Most of the officers couldn't have done more for me and some of them even apologised and said they would speak to the judge on my behalf (the colour of my money might have swayed the most stubborn drones) and everything went well apart from the dumb judge who looked like he needed to retire before he drops dead of sheer boredom.😇

Regarding the fight I won't make a prediction until after the weigh in

Any way I need to get going and see to Barkley...he's a very loyal subject but needs a kick up the backside every now and again😊

Job Biscuit (both fighters will scale the same)!!


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Damn it...traffic is a nightmare....should have walked it....doesn't help when a cher look alike just clipped that idiots 4x4....witch!!😈


Job Biscuit (12 minute walk over an hour drive)!!😠


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wow...the atmosphere is electric...cameras lights all the showbiz people are here....just bumped in to Peter Qullian and told me to do one...lol...toothless twat.......you can just imagine it is so hectic in here....any way better go find my reserve seats and get comfortable before we start seeing the fighters get ready to get down to the scales....I reckon Pacquiao will weigh 145 and Mayweather will we be right on the button


Job Biscuit (not long now)!!!!


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wow...the atmosphere is electric...cameras lights all the showbiz people are here....just bumped in to Peter Qullian and told me to do one...lol...toothless twat.......you can just imagine it is so hectic in here....any way better go find my reserve seats and get comfortable before we start seeing the fighters get ready to get down to the scales....I reckon Pacquiao will weigh 145 and Mayweather will we be right on the button


Job Biscuit (not long now)!!!!


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2 posts ago you said they'd weigh the same!

Job Biscuit (don't know your ass from your elbow!)

eh!! Eh!!

1-0 to Pac Man


Job Biscuit (got the weights nearly right)!!


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any way off to the after weigh-in buffet

Job Biscuit (going to chat up these Tecate chicks)!!

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Buzzing

Job biscuit (finally)!!

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any way off to the after weigh-in buffet

Job Biscuit (going to chat up these Tecate chicks)!!

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You came close on the weights. The Tecate Hotties are looking good.

Job Biscuit (Tecate, la cerveza con hotties!!)

I like 'em! A lot!!😜

Did you pay $10 to watch the weigh in?

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Did you pay $10 to watch the weigh in?

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Didn't have to pay...VIP


Mike told me afterwards he got man handled... I joked was it Buster Douglas...I had to get my body guard to kindly ask Mike to keep away from me cause he went mental

Job Biscuit (poor Mike)!!😄

eh!! eh!!😁

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Did you pay $10 to watch the weigh in?

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Didn't have to pay...VIP


Mike told me afterwards he got man handled... I joked was it Buster Douglas...I had to get my body guard to kindly ask Mike to keep away from me cause he went mental

Job Biscuit (poor Mike)!!������

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I think you're the one who hugged him durring the weight in ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlHeZ9kMHJE

ok peasents enjoy watching your dodgy streams...off to watch the real thing

Job Biscuit (raggamuffins)!!

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first off Vegas is one BIG plastic paradise...if you love barbies this is the place for you......has for the fight this was the BIGGEST let down EVER...I will never ever go to VEGAS again...I would rather go to BLACKPOOL...at least with BLACKPOOL you get a beach and DONKEYS......with Vegas you get nothing...over priced and surrounded by stupid Americans who keep asking "R U From Ennngglllllaaannndd"

Also Mr Walberg you owe me $250000...you better pay up or I'm not bailing you out any more


Job Biscuit (can't wait to see the hounds)!!!!


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first off Vegas is one BIG plastic paradise...if you love barbies this is the place for you......has for the fight this was the BIGGEST let down EVER...I will never ever go to VEGAS again...I would rather go to BLACKPOOL...at least with BLACKPOOL you get a beach and DONKEYS......with Vegas you get nothing...over priced and surrounded by stupid Americans who keep asking "R U From Ennngglllllaaannndd"

Also Mr Walberg you owe me $250000...you better pay up or I'm not bailing you out any more


Job Biscuit (can't wait to see the hounds)!!!!


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Hope you enjoyed the drinks and babes at wet republic, otherwise it wasn't even worth the flight time

He really went to Blackpool not Veagas.

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Did you pay $10 to watch the weigh in?

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Didn't have to pay...VIP


Mike told me afterwards he got man handled... I joked was it Buster Douglas...I had to get my body guard to kindly ask Mike to keep away from me cause he went mental

Job Biscuit (poor Mike)!!😄

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I can see how that might be a sore spot with Mike. But what the hell, can't he take a joke?!
He was probably pissed because they don't VIP him these days and had to fork over a ten spot.

Job Biscuit (Mike Tyson, dime-store dude)!

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Originally Posted by Otley

first off Vegas is one BIG plastic paradise...if you love barbies this is the place for you......has for the fight this was the BIGGEST let down EVER...I will never ever go to VEGAS again...I would rather go to BLACKPOOL...at least with BLACKPOOL you get a beach and DONKEYS......with Vegas you get nothing...over priced and surrounded by stupid Americans who keep asking "R U From Ennngglllllaaannndd"

Also Mr Walberg you owe me $250000...you better pay up or I'm not bailing you out any more


Job Biscuit (can't wait to see the hounds)!!!!


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Adios, amigo. You posts were entertaining, but you can't really say stupid Americans, while other Americans are cleaning out your wallet.
If you had asked me, I would have said don't be a bellend, stay away from Vegas.
You may think you're a VIP in Vegas, but the truth is you're just a bigger $ sign.
As for the fight, it is a special part of boxing history that I was glad to see. The most exciting or best fight I've ever seen, no. But it had its moments and I enjoyed it.

Job Biscuit (stay out of Vegas)!!