Wladimir Klitschko is taking Tyson Fury to court over violation of contract

He didn't fail yet he didn't pass
he was surely not negative but also wasn't positive
when he lies he tells the truth
when he is being honest he is also being dishonest
he only laughs when he cries
yet when he cries he is amused

Mythical man is our tyson

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by El Kabong

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Did you serve him?

Oh and heres the Guernsey boxer... https://twitter.com/ukantidoping/sta...14279709028352

---

Just so everyone is clear UKAD popping an amateur boxer for PEDs = GOOD, UKAD popping Tyson Fury for PEDs = BAD


Everyone got that?

---

The amateur boxer was caught trying to import steroids. Tyson wasnt.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Batman

He didn't fail yet he didn't pass
he was surely not negative but also wasn't positive
when he lies he tells the truth
when he is being honest he is also being dishonest
he only laughs when he cries
yet when he cries he is amused

Mythical man is our tyson

---

He didnt fail, he did pass which is why he wasnt banned and UKAD are now being sued and wont say anything more about it because they know they fucked up by listening to Klitschkos team making it look like he has failed and making it public. Look at all the press releases from UKAD on it and other than them saying traces find anywhere where it says he failed the test, or the test was positive;D

Its simple, yet simpletons are still struggling with it:rolleyes:;D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by El Kabong

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Did you serve him?

Oh and heres the Guernsey boxer... https://twitter.com/ukantidoping/sta...14279709028352

---

Just so everyone is clear UKAD popping an amateur boxer for PEDs = GOOD, UKAD popping Tyson Fury for PEDs = BAD


Everyone got that?

---

The amateur boxer was caught trying to import steroids. Tyson wasnt.

---

....No, he didn't "IMPORT" them :rolleyes: those were local PEDs :shakehead:

I thought you were better than this. Your like one of those "pactards" right now!

Its pitiful and where do you go from here? Klitschko will never get a win over Fury and I will always love that after all the crap you whiny little bitches spouted on here. Its suddenly turned in to a playground full of 6 year olds pulling each others hair and stamping their feet the closer a Tyson Fury fight gets:cool:

In all fairness Ross I kind of get the feeling that you are the one stamping and pulling hair whilst everyone else is winding you up purely for shits and giggles

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

I thought you were better than this. Your like one of those "pactards" right now!

Its pitiful and where do you go from here? Klitschko will never get a win over Fury and I will always love that after all the crap you whiny little bitches spouted on here. Its suddenly turned in to a playground full of 6 year olds pulling each others hair and stamping their feet the closer a Tyson Fury fight gets:cool:

---

OK ross, I'm just going to leave this here....


"In response to public comments made by Tyson and Hughie Furys' representatives, UK Anti-Doping can confirm that both boxers were charged on 24 June 2016 with presence of a Prohibited Substance. Mandatory Provisional Suspensions were imposed pursuant to Article 7.9.1 of the UK Anti-Doping Rules.

The UK Anti-Doping Rules allow athletes to challenge the imposition of a Provisional Suspension and the independent National Anti-Doping Panel (NADP) today lifted the athletes’ suspensions, pending full determination of the charges. These charges will be heard at a hearing before the NADP in due course.

UK Anti-Doping will not comment further on the case until due legal process has been completed."


And you can take from it what you will

Again, very careful use of words and nowhere does it mention he failed a test because he didnt. The presence of blah blah blah not how much because if they said that they look like idiots.

You have failed to find any mention of a failed test by UKAD even though youv tried your hardest. Never mind. Just sit, sulk and wait for Wlads next loss;D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Primo Carnera

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Primo Carnera

Who the fuck follows ukad on twitter? ������������

---

Me, a Guernsey boxer was caught importing steroids and I wanted to see their report. Is that ok with you;D

---

Yeah that's fine with me!ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿ ½ï¿½ï¿½. Temper, Temper, someone's tired! ������������
Btw , I heard Tyson Fury bought a Suit from Burtons the other day, you might wanna give them a follow. Twitter.com/Burton_Menswear. ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿ ½ï¿½

---

Did you serve him?

Oh and heres the Guernsey boxer... https://twitter.com/ukantidoping/sta...14279709028352

---

I can assure you I don't work at Burtons , but would there be a problem if somebody worked there?
And btw, did I say I didn't believe you about the Guernsey boxer? You are way too easy to wind up. 🎣🎣🎣🎣 I'll leave you alone to argue with all the other posters on here! 😂😂

Seeing as Tony Thompson was mentioned as a boxer who had a delayed public know
Edge of a failed test I thought id point out as a comparrison that UKAD stated it was a failed test. They held back because he appealed. UKAD: Thompson Failed Drug Test After David Price KO - Boxing News

Tyson had trace amounts in an A sample that didnt fail. The B sample also passed and didnt have any traces of the same substance.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Primo Carnera

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Primo Carnera

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Primo Carnera

Who the fuck follows ukad on twitter? ������������

---

Me, a Guernsey boxer was caught importing steroids and I wanted to see their report. Is that ok with you;D

---

Yeah that's fine with me!ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿ ½ï¿½ï¿½. Temper, Temper, someone's tired! ������������
Btw , I heard Tyson Fury bought a Suit from Burtons the other day, you might wanna give them a follow. Twitter.com/Burton_Menswear. ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿ ½ï¿½

---

Did you serve him?

Oh and heres the Guernsey boxer... https://twitter.com/ukantidoping/sta...14279709028352

---

I can assure you I don't work at Burtons , but would there be a problem if somebody worked there?
And btw, did I say I didn't believe you about the Guernsey boxer? You are way too easy to wind up. ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿ ½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ I'll leave you alone to argue with all the other posters on here! ������������

---

Thanks for that assurance, not sure why I needed it though?

Me easy to wind up? Im having fun at your expense, you look like a bunch of spanners. You just felt the need to reassure me you dont work in Burtons! Haha!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Again, very careful use of words and nowhere does it mention he failed a test because he didnt. The presence of blah blah blah not how much because if they said that they look like idiots.

You have failed to find any mention of a failed test by UKAD even though youv tried your hardest. Never mind. Just sit, sulk and wait for Wlads next loss;D

---

So your argument is "with presence of a Prohibited Substance" doesn't flat out say "failed test"......so you don't deny that the Fury's HAD contraband? Tyson just happened to have nandrolone just lying around the caravan did he?

If there was "no failed test" then why is Tyson Fury suggesting legal action, I mean if he hasn't failed a test what would there be to sue over?


But I leave that to you, boxing scholar, lawyer, giant asshole, ross

Your struggling and im loving it! Soaking it all up! Its like im a poison to you girls;D

Why would you sue if someone tried defamng you...

How many more private messages must be sent about little old me;D;) I know...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Your struggling and im loving it! Soaking it all up! Its like im a poison to you girls;D

Why would you sue if someone tried defamng you...

How many more private messages must be sent about little old me;D;) I know...

---

Struggling? HA, are you looking at yourself in the mirror as you're trying to defend a drug cheat because THAT is what struggling is, and that is you sir. You're working harder than a cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor son....you look foolish, but hey, what's new?


So UKAD is defaming Tyson Fury? That what Povetkin is going to say about WADA or VADA or whatever anti-doping agency popped him?

Private messages? So you have delusions of grandeur too?

Round in circles we go... Povetkin failed a test. He got found to be taking something that also doesnt naturally occur in the body:rolleyes:

Kabong and Primo, empty your PMs! The book on Nandrolone came in, I had it on hold at the library for weeks. There is a whole chapter about false positives and according to my research it's not yet available anywhere online or in Guernsey!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Primo Carnera

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Primo Carnera

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Primo Carnera

Who the fuck follows ukad on twitter? ������������

---

Me, a Guernsey boxer was caught importing steroids and I wanted to see their report. Is that ok with you;D

---

Yeah that's fine with me!ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿ ½ï¿½ï¿½. Temper, Temper, someone's tired! ������������
Btw , I heard Tyson Fury bought a Suit from Burtons the other day, you might wanna give them a follow. Twitter.com/Burton_Menswear. ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿ ½ï¿½

---

Did you serve him?

Oh and heres the Guernsey boxer... https://twitter.com/ukantidoping/sta...14279709028352

---

I can assure you I don't work at Burtons , but would there be a problem if somebody worked there?
And btw, did I say I didn't believe you about the Guernsey boxer? You are way too easy to wind up. ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿ ½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ I'll leave you alone to argue with all the other posters on here! ������������

---

Thanks for that assurance, not sure why I needed it though?

Me easy to wind up? Im having fun at your expense, you look like a bunch of spanners. You just felt the need to reassure me you dont work in Burtons! Haha!

---

Reel him in! I've got a whopper on the end of this line. "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat!" ;D;D;D;D

You go on the Internet, ross is on the Internet....our ross


Farewell and adieu to you Spanish ladies...

So we've established there's no evidence that the Fury's cheated (even though they were charged) and for some unknown reason UKAD decided to lie and pick on them.

Bit Harsh.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Fenster

So we've established there's no evidence that the Fury's cheated (even though they were charged) and for some unknown reason UKAD decided to lie and pick on them.

Bit Harsh.

---

We're quoting Jaws now....don't break this up.

Y'know, by the end of that first dawn... lost a hundred men. I dunno how many sharks. Maybe a thousand. I dunno how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, ross from Guernsey. Boxing enthusiast. Humorless cunt. I thought he was asleep. Reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

ross, it's all psychological. You yell defamation, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell failed test, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a 6'9 gypsy... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little gypsy boy spill out all over the dock.

Your rappidly losing your marbles so im gonna quietly step out the room and leave you lot to it:p

As long as the fight happens I'm not really arsed.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ross

Your rappidly losing your marbles so im gonna quietly step out the room and leave you lot to it:p

---

You gonna get this little needle through ross's thick skull?

UKAD slammed two failed tests into our side Chief.....we was coming back from Guernsey and had just delivered the bomb. 1,100 men went into the water, vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first steroid for about half an hour....Nandrolone 13 doses of it. You know how you know that when you're in the water Chief? You tell by looking from the needle to the plunger. What we didn't know, is that our steroid use had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

As long as the fight happens I'm not really arsed.

---

Tbh , I'm not even that bothered about the fight. I don't know what it proves. Meaningless.

Anybody watching the press conference at 1pm?
if so please keep us updated and let us know which superhero Fury turns up as this time, I'm hoping for Iron Man

Fury hasn't shown up. Claims his motor broke down

The fight is PPV through the Sky platform, no extra for BN subscribers

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Fenster

The fight is PPV through the Sky platform, no extra for BN subscribers

---

So its on both then? has that ever happened before?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Batman

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Fenster

The fight is PPV through the Sky platform, no extra for BN subscribers

---

So its on both then? has that ever happened before?

---

Just had a look, I got the wrong end of the stick, looks like BN are doing their own ppv through sky, I thought it wold have strange to be on both