I watched the trial, I liked the camel, why was that part of the task though, its a camel, it ain't scary.
I thought it was funny when he started gouging the fishes eye out though
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I watched the trial, I liked the camel, why was that part of the task though, its a camel, it ain't scary.
I thought it was funny when he started gouging the fishes eye out though
camel touched Amir's ass and he jumped up like a scared cat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman
So either Amir Khan is completely thick as fuck , or he's putting it on.
"So , has there ever been a lady Prime Minister? Oh, Margaret Thatcher!" And then they tell him Theresa May is Prime Minister!:rolleyes:
Amir is dressed up as a cat and is scared = scaredy cat.
Fucking hell, I don't believe this , Amir Khan has cracked me up tonight! He's a fucking snake! Him and Iain Lee won a challenge and won Strawberries and cream for everyone. Amir Khan said "fuck it let's eat them , they won't know!"
So they ate the strawberries, and pretended they got the answer wrong.
When they got back, Iain fessed up, Khan wasn't going to , and then told everyone it was Iain's idea. The camp are fuming, especially Dennis Wise, and then when Wise was talking to Khan, he said "it's ok, I know it wasn't your idea, and Khan let him carry on believing that.
Fair play, he's made me laugh, but he is a proper gutless cunt! ;D;D;D;D
What is Amir Khan going to drink? Cows heart and sheep's brain very easy
Can I watch this on YouTube we have a show similar to what you guys are describing don't know if it was in England or here first
I just typed a long ass post and then deleted it so I could say this...
Amir Khan is a cunt
That is all
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Originally Posted by Primo Carnera
That is brilliant ;D
I haven't watched a single second but some old camp gay fella on LBC rips the living shit out of Khan every morning for being a wimp and snake.
Everyday 9pm for an hour it is on ITV. It is worth it.Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterQuote:
Originally Posted by Primo Carnera
That is brilliant ;D
I haven't watched a single second but some old camp gay fella on LBC rips the living shit out of Khan every morning for being a wimp and snake.
We invented it, you probably copied and ruined it.Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
Hate to say this but Khan is not coming across as bad as i thought he would. He's even made me laugh a couple of times (not as much as he made me laugh when Prescott hit him mind)
He's coming across as proper thick mind - which is no surprise of course
He'll be back in the ring by April
What a fucking baby!;D;D
What happened I just turned it on and he was handing something over to the woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Primo Carnera
Catching up on last night's programme. Amir Khan crticizing Iain for bottling the height challenge. Hilarious! He seriously doesn't realise how much of a scaredy cat pussy he is!
Is that why he was dressed as a cat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Primo Carnera
Master is a Nice Man.
I started off hating Toff's voice. Now it's the most soothing thing ever, I hope she wins. Weird face mind.
Amir was quite funny when he was doing the bush tucker drinking thing.
Amir was good at drinking crap, he must have practiced it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
Uh, wrong thread I think? Shouldn't this be in the "I wanna fuck Master" thread? :master::master::kissing::lolololol:Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Khan is such a fucking snake! Talking about Iain Lee having a game plan. Yet he's the biggest fake in there. He makes me laugh, but you can seriously see why he is such a deluded cunt in real life.
Snakes on the celebrities. They need Amir in there.
"Outside the Jungle, I'm knocking out Men!" Since when you silly cunt! Hahaha!
E-mail from Khan's missus. "You're doing amazingly well, try to not to worry about me, AJ is looking after me just fine! 😂😂😂😂
Khan is the biggest squealing scaredy cat that has ever been on this show. He was literally uncontrollably hysterical in the rank taxi.
And earlier he was getting all deep and meaningful about life and shit and his career and growing up.
NOTHING WILL CHANGE WHEN HE COMES OUT GUARANTEED!
I’m a Celeb’s Amir Khan admits he’s ‘done wrong’ in his marriage as he vows to ditch his ‘bachelor life’
Amir Khan has vowed to ditch his “bachelor” lifestyle and save his marriage, after being on I’m a Celebrity made him realise what’s “important” in life.
The champion boxer, 30, admitted that he’d “done wrong” in his marriage to Faryal Makhdoom during a candid conversation on Tuesday’s episode of the show.
Speaking about the couple’s recent split and reconciliation, Khan said that he wanted to stop “messing around” and spend more time with his wife and daughter.
“I used to live a young bachelor’s life but this has made me realise I need to live a family life,” he told Iain Lee in the jungle.
“I don't want to live that life, I have a good wife there. I need to spend more time with them.”
He added: “One thing I know is, being here is cleansing my body and cleansing my head. My mind as well. It makes you realise a lot of things, what you want in life.”
The boxer, who wed Faryal back in 2013, went on to say that he had not behaved well at various points in his marriage.
“I did wrong. I was messing around a lot, I don’t want to live that life. I had a good wife," he said.
The couple briefly split earlier this year after four years of marriage, but they were quick to reconcile just a few weeks later.
Khan has been mocked by viewers during his time in the jungle after he asked campmates whether or not there had ever been a female Prime Minister.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainm...cid=spartanntp
She'll never leave Amir. Once you go Pakistan you never go backistan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Primo Carnera
Khan is so fucking gutless man. He says to Dennis Wise "no what you said was fine." Then he goes in the Bush telegraph and says "Dennis was a bit harsh , he could've said it more diplomatically."
Stanley v Amir Khan and Khan wins.
Why on earth are you people watching stuff like this? It's like the end days of Rome. :-X
As Juvenal said in AD100 so it fits now.
Give the masses bread and circuses and they will never revolt.
As we witness the long slow decline of Western civilisation, our fat and stupid masses are kept tractable by a steady diet of junk food, mindless wall to wall TV and vacuous entertainment.
Whats your problem bro, its fun innit?Quote:
Originally Posted by X
Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo 'is LOWEST paid star on I'm A Celebrity, earning just £13k to Amir Khan's £300k'
She delivers lols by the pound and has fast become one of the favourite of I'm A Celebrity 2017.
But it turns out that Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo may be being paid a fraction of her campmates' fees, with a source claiming she's getting just £13k for her stint in the jungle.
To put that into context, that's less than five per cent of Amir Khan 's rumoured £300k fee.
A source told The Sun : “Georgia has been gold from the start this series but ITV bosses have got her for a bargain price.
“She jumped at the chance to go into the jungle and producers didn’t need to throw much money at her. Compare her to Amir’s fee and they’ve got her for a snip.
“He’s the highest-earning contestant ever, even eclipsing what they paid Katie Price . But Toff is the one providing all the entertainment.”
However, despite her apparent tiny fee, her financial luck could change when she leaves the jungle, with experts predicting she'll bag a whopping one million quid on the back of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here.
The former Made In Chelsea star, who has a law degree from the University of Westminster, could stand to rake in an eye-watering sum, with her popularity on the show potentially leading to a series of lucrative underwear, cosmetic and fashion deals.
And like last year's winner Scarlett Moffatt - who went on to score a gig as the presenter of Extra Camp, as well as releasing a second autobiography and fitness DVD - PR expert Mark Brokowski reckons Georgia will be flooded with offers.
“She’s obviously got a lingerie deal – she’s had a lot of bikinis in there. She’s a smart girl, she’s definitely got a future," he told The Sun.
“Toff’s an open person, knows how to deal with reality TV – she’s got a bright future in front of her.
“Products, branding endorsements, lingerie, fashion deals. Made in Chelsea boys and girls do very well out of endorsing products. I would have thought that she might have even set up a lot of deals before she went into the jungle.”
As well as focusing on her career, Toff could also be on the hunt for a new man when she flies back to the UK, having confirmed her split from James Middleton.
The Made In Chelsea star opened up to her I'm A Celebrity campmate Vanessa White about her split earlier this week, telling her it happened just a few days before she headed into the jungle.
The blonde beauty, 23, told her pal that her confidence had been knocked and she was hoping to get it back during her time on the ITV show.
"You know, it was great but then it just went wrong," she said.
"Maybe I work too much and my work's very difficult."
Vanessa insisted she shouldn't blame herself, but Toff said: "This is it and the confidence was knocked so much and it happened so soon before I came in here.
"I thought I'm going to be away for so long, no phone or anything, I thought I want my confidence to come back, I want to be exactly who I was before."
She also told Vanessa that she now had no plans for the New Year as she'd been due to jet off to South Africa with James.
Vanessa opened about her ex too, confessing her indecisiveness led to the break down of her six-year relationship with Gary Salter.
It's thought Georgia started seeing James again after featuring on Celebs Go Dating and they rekindled their romance before she left for Australia.
A source close to Toff told The Sun : "James really messed her around when they were together so she went ahead and did Celebs Go Dating as a single woman.
"But it wasn’t long before they got back together again and they’re still in a relationship now even with Georgia being in the jungle.
"James has found it difficult to keep quiet about their romance and has continued to show his support for Toff on his Instagram."
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainm...cid=spartanntp
Celebrating Amir Khan's birthday. Nice.
And he’s KO’d!!!!
Fascinating. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
Does this mean that Master and Primo are going to stop watching it now?
Yes that is it for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman
Nope. Tonight is the cyclone challenge. That's always good for a laugh. I hope that prick from Hollyoaks goes out now.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYes that is it for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman