Any good jokes ????

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When a women gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun, But when a guy orders a 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?

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How do you know all the ins and outs of the fuckmaster pro 5000? :D

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Because he has the next model down. :)

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Strong headwinds onboard flight 180. Merry Christmas

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Paddy texts his wife from the pub. " Mary, i am just having one more pint with the lads.
If not back in 20 minutes read this message again.

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Paddy texts his wife from the pub. " Mary, i am just having one more pint with the lads.
If not back in 20 minutes read this message again.

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That reminds me there is an new Indian beer that is called kushni which means nothing in Punjabi so when the wife says what have you drunk you can reply kushni. :)

How was breakdancing invented?


By this one black guy who was trying to steal hubcaps from a moving car.

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Strong headwinds onboard flight 180. Merry Christmas

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Thats the Head stewardess.

My ex wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.

How do chinese people name their babies?


They throw a coin down the stairs and whatever sound it makes.. ching chong chow

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Strong headwinds onboard flight 180. Merry Christmas

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Based on that pink shirt, I have no doubt she dropped a quarter and is just picking it up

What's worse than a male chauvinist prick?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

In honor of Chuck Norris' 74th Birthday today:

• Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days
• Chuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.

Why are fish scared of computers? It is because they hate the net.

I have a book called annoying jokes, so there is plenty more where that comes from. :p

The South African police have said that Oscar Pistorius may get the electric chair.
If you ask me he was fucking dangerous enough on a pair of stilts, never mind
giving the bastard a mobility scooter.

Two Pub landlords talking, one says to the other you always have a fantastic looking bar maid,
why the guy says because a fucking ugly one cost the same price.;D