I have started ballet lessons. It keeps me on my toes.
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I have started ballet lessons. It keeps me on my toes.
My wife is leaving me because she claims I act like a baby. I almost choked but luckily she was there to wind me.
i can believe thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi are hanging out at the park. A little boy walks by and the Priest says to the Rabbi: Wanna fuck him? The Rabbi replies: Out of what?
How do you turn a duck into a famous soul singer ?
You simply put him in a pre heated oven set at 220 degrees .
Then you take him out when his Bill Withers.
This bench is dedicated to the men who lost the will to live whilst following their partners around the shoe shops of Chester.
Which Farmer can run a chemist
Farmer A Farmer B or Farmer C?
Tribute to Ronnie Corbett
The French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape traders sit in.
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the road. motorist are asked to be on the look out for the hardened criminals.
We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says she can no longer make ends meet.
They found a dead man under the bridge yesterday covered in corn flakes. They think it was a cereal murder.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand.
This is a message for several honeymoon couples in a hotel in Pebbles: Breakfast was served 3 days ago.
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of 2 men, Laurel and Hardy.