Re: Exactly how pissed have you been?
at the footy club i play for each week we get silly £1 fines for dodgy pass, staling ur car, worst haircut, biggest cock etc
anyway possible to raise the kitty
at the end of season awards its massive amounts in there.
we get 5 captains to draw names out the trophy, there his drinking team, so watever the captain drinks, he orderd 5 so the rest of his team ave em, its good cos we get some weird drinks that we never ave!
anyways i got drawn to the hardest drinkers team, the captain would sink 4 or 5 pints before a game no problem in an hour.
seen him drink like 18 pints 1 night and not even stagger
anyways i was fucked, puked up my whole roast dinner in the bogs of a weatherspoons, felt good after that and carried on more, loads of chewing gum though, i drank, whisky, vodka, gin, red wine it was horrid but there was a few others in the team struggling 2.
went on to the nightclub in out town and it all kicked off in the queue, loads of guys dressed as fairies starting gobbing off, most of guys are doormen at the place anyways so they all pilled in, the doorstaff on duty ran out and was like alright lads. i was punching this lad dressed as peter pan (hope it wasnt a bird in green tights ??? )
we got in after, cracking night, dont remember much
woke up with a jeremy clarkson video and a road sign in the kitchen
happy days ;D
Re: Exactly how pissed have you been?
a couple years ago i drank somewhere in between 25-30 beers (the last 12 or so chugged two at a time) in 4 1/2 hours started puking drank 4 more blacked out and crashed into a door frame (i guess i was out for 10 minutes) woke up with atleast a mild concussion walked my way out to the back porch and passed out. Woke up very early the next day covered in yellow bile.
Re: Exactly how pissed have you been?
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Originally Posted by Punisher136
a couple years ago i drank somewhere in between 25-30 beers (the last 12 or so chugged two at a time) in 4 1/2 hours started puking drank 4 more blacked out and crashed into a door frame (i guess i was out for 10 minutes) woke up with atleast a mild concussion walked my way out to the back porch and passed out. Woke up very early the next day covered in yellow bile.
About 10 years ago I headbutted a mirror coz I thought some bloke was eyeballing me ;D
...sadly this is true ;)
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i think i also talked some people in to throwing beer bottles at my forehead. Good thing i dont cut easily :)
Re: Exactly how pissed have you been?
Worst time was on my stag night i woke up in a police cell in a womans corset and honestly had no idea how i fucking got there. Apparently (and i remember bits of it now) I started pissing in someones potted plants in a garden, the fella came out with some other bloke and a scrap ensued between me and them with my mates trying to calm it down. The police were called and I was done for drunken disorderly.
Been loads of other times but that one was the most scarey as i had no fucking idea how i got in the police cell. It was the worst episode of memory loss ive ever had.
