Bear vs. Gorilla

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Originally Posted by liquid

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Originally Posted by brad4dboxer

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Originally Posted by boozeboxer

Wolverines have been know to run bears off of kill sites. Wolverines are like a 100 pound badger....pretty F****** mean and freakish power for thier size.

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I'm from Columbus.
I don't care for the Wolverine.
(see pic from aforementioned Zoo trip)
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If I had graduated from U of M Flint I would be offended, but considering I transferred to Oakland University, meh. So I guess that makes me a Grizzly, so I have to go with the bear.

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Where are you at now Liquid?? I am in lansing.

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Originally Posted by KKisser

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Originally Posted by X

................. but what if the gorilla knew Karate? ^-^

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=E2fLyZfaaZs

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Definitely have to give you a cc on finding a guy like Jonathan (I can't believe he took the time to answer your question so in depth) and for posting the funny a** commercial.

How about a Welterweight matchup?
A singular Wolf vs. Baboon.

The Wolf would obviously be the heavy favourite, although the baboon would heavily fancy his chances here.

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

How about a Welterweight matchup?
A singular Wolf vs. Baboon.

The Wolf would obviously be the heavy favourite, although the baboon would heavily fancy his chances here.

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yah yah i like the way your thinking O0

Il let it play out in my head a bit before i do my round by round analysis.

Right here we go:
In mid ring, the immaculately dressed Gorilla Ring Announcer awaits for the respective national anthems to conclude. The spectators boil in anticipation, Chants rise from the crowd as the Wolf enters the arena and bile pours from their mouths as the Baboon arrives on the scene. A guttural roar arises from the crowd as the combatants face one another, contempt in their eyes, hatred in their veins.
The wolf readies himself, this is a step up in class, from anyone he could potentially face. As the referee, (an American Racoon due to the Black and whit uniform requirements,) initiates the ceremony and the arena boils like a cauldron.

Round1:
The wolf the aggressor immediatly leaps at the baboon, gnawing the body and attempting to lock the Baboon in his deadly grip. The Baboon moves away yet slashes with his right in an attempt to disuade the advance of the Wolf. Although effective the Wolf Presses, he is as afraid as the Baboon yet his natural reaction to fear is to fight to attack, to kill. Round 1 Concludes. The Baboon had problems, his ribcage hurt, but he had managed to Inflict a Cut to the Wolfs eyebrow, whish could be a help.
Round2:
The action continues, the Baboon initiates trying to instil fear into the heart of the wolf, lacerating him with quick intelligent counterattacks as he uses his intelligence to neutralise the wolfs progression. The wolf desperate to regain control, latches on attempting to keep the fight at close quarters, gnawing and tearing the ribcage. An eb and flow round with the Baboon getting the better of the action. Difficulty arises in the corner as the Bboon has difficulty understanding his trainer as a result of his curiously incoherent language (Note: the baboons corner consists of True Apes.)
Round3:
On the ples of his corner the Wolf desperately tries to regain control and with the enthusiasm of the pro wolf crowd as his fuel he mauls the Baboon to the corner, he tears to the chest and abdomen, crouching low to avoid the counter attacking straight shots the baboon offers. A breakthrough comes at last, Blood is visble from the baboons mouth, the wolf's investment in the body is already paying off. However, he is reminded of the constant danger of the Baboons presence as the Speed differential is illustrated with some slashing work by the Baboon.
Round4:
In his first act of true desperation in his career the Baboon launches himself across the ring to prove a point. The wolf however stays low, and viscerally attacks the body, damage is done pain is visible on the face of the baboon and as he attempts to lean his face is assaulted, bllod cascades from his nose and he appears to have had his fill, The wolf tasting the blood mounts his assault, forgetting about timing or rounds. As it appears the Baboon is about to fall the racoon comes into effect, stepping in and stopping the massacre. The crowd in Euphoria serenade their hero with songs of his greatness.
The Baboon is utterly devasted after his loss, he felt he would dominate and he weeps in the arms of Baboon Sr. and his uncle Roger.

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Originally Posted by slk123

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Originally Posted by KKisser

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Originally Posted by X

................. but what if the gorilla knew Karate? ^-^

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=E2fLyZfaaZs

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Definitely have to give you a cc on finding a guy like Jonathan (I can't believe he took the time to answer your question so in depth) and for posting the funny a** commercial.

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thanks. ;)

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

Right here we go:
In mid ring, the immaculately dressed Gorilla Ring Announcer awaits for the respective national anthems to conclude. The spectators boil in anticipation, Chants rise from the crowd as the Wolf enters the arena and bile pours from their mouths as the Baboon arrives on the scene. A guttural roar arises from the crowd as the combatants face one another, contempt in their eyes, hatred in their veins.
The wolf readies himself, this is a step up in class, from anyone he could potentially face. As the referee, (an American Racoon due to the Black and whit uniform requirements,) initiates the ceremony and the arena boils like a cauldron.

Round1:
The wolf the aggressor immediatly leaps at the baboon, gnawing the body and attempting to lock the Baboon in his deadly grip. The Baboon moves away yet slashes with his right in an attempt to disuade the advance of the Wolf. Although effective the Wolf Presses, he is as afraid as the Baboon yet his natural reaction to fear is to fight to attack, to kill. Round 1 Concludes. The Baboon had problems, his ribcage hurt, but he had managed to Inflict a Cut to the Wolfs eyebrow, whish could be a help.
Round2:
The action continues, the Baboon initiates trying to instil fear into the heart of the wolf, lacerating him with quick intelligent counterattacks as he uses his intelligence to neutralise the wolfs progression. The wolf desperate to regain control, latches on attempting to keep the fight at close quarters, gnawing and tearing the ribcage. An eb and flow round with the Baboon getting the better of the action. Difficulty arises in the corner as the Bboon has difficulty understanding his trainer as a result of his curiously incoherent language (Note: the baboons corner consists of True Apes.)
Round3:
On the ples of his corner the Wolf desperately tries to regain control and with the enthusiasm of the pro wolf crowd as his fuel he mauls the Baboon to the corner, he tears to the chest and abdomen, crouching low to avoid the counter attacking straight shots the baboon offers. A breakthrough comes at last, Blood is visble from the baboons mouth, the wolf's investment in the body is already paying off. However, he is reminded of the constant danger of the Baboons presence as the Speed differential is illustrated with some slashing work by the Baboon.
Round4:
In his first act of true desperation in his career the Baboon launches himself across the ring to prove a point. The wolf however stays low, and viscerally attacks the body, damage is done pain is visible on the face of the baboon and as he attempts to lean his face is assaulted, bllod cascades from his nose and he appears to have had his fill, The wolf tasting the blood mounts his assault, forgetting about timing or rounds. As it appears the Baboon is about to fall the racoon comes into effect, stepping in and stopping the massacre. The crowd in Euphoria serenade their hero with songs of his greatness.
The Baboon is utterly devasted after his loss, he felt he would dominate and he weeps in the arms of Baboon Sr. and his uncle Roger.

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lmao ;D

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Originally Posted by Headson

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

Right here we go:
In mid ring, the immaculately dressed Gorilla Ring Announcer awaits for the respective national anthems to conclude. The spectators boil in anticipation, Chants rise from the crowd as the Wolf enters the arena and bile pours from their mouths as the Baboon arrives on the scene. A guttural roar arises from the crowd as the combatants face one another, contempt in their eyes, hatred in their veins.
The wolf readies himself, this is a step up in class, from anyone he could potentially face. As the referee, (an American Racoon due to the Black and whit uniform requirements,) initiates the ceremony and the arena boils like a cauldron.

Round1:
The wolf the aggressor immediatly leaps at the baboon, gnawing the body and attempting to lock the Baboon in his deadly grip. The Baboon moves away yet slashes with his right in an attempt to disuade the advance of the Wolf. Although effective the Wolf Presses, he is as afraid as the Baboon yet his natural reaction to fear is to fight to attack, to kill. Round 1 Concludes. The Baboon had problems, his ribcage hurt, but he had managed to Inflict a Cut to the Wolfs eyebrow, whish could be a help.
Round2:
The action continues, the Baboon initiates trying to instil fear into the heart of the wolf, lacerating him with quick intelligent counterattacks as he uses his intelligence to neutralise the wolfs progression. The wolf desperate to regain control, latches on attempting to keep the fight at close quarters, gnawing and tearing the ribcage. An eb and flow round with the Baboon getting the better of the action. Difficulty arises in the corner as the Bboon has difficulty understanding his trainer as a result of his curiously incoherent language (Note: the baboons corner consists of True Apes.)
Round3:
On the ples of his corner the Wolf desperately tries to regain control and with the enthusiasm of the pro wolf crowd as his fuel he mauls the Baboon to the corner, he tears to the chest and abdomen, crouching low to avoid the counter attacking straight shots the baboon offers. A breakthrough comes at last, Blood is visble from the baboons mouth, the wolf's investment in the body is already paying off. However, he is reminded of the constant danger of the Baboons presence as the Speed differential is illustrated with some slashing work by the Baboon.
Round4:
In his first act of true desperation in his career the Baboon launches himself across the ring to prove a point. The wolf however stays low, and viscerally attacks the body, damage is done pain is visible on the face of the baboon and as he attempts to lean his face is assaulted, bllod cascades from his nose and he appears to have had his fill, The wolf tasting the blood mounts his assault, forgetting about timing or rounds. As it appears the Baboon is about to fall the racoon comes into effect, stepping in and stopping the massacre. The crowd in Euphoria serenade their hero with songs of his greatness.
The Baboon is utterly devasted after his loss, he felt he would dominate and he weeps in the arms of Baboon Sr. and his uncle Roger.

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lmao ;D

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I no i no its my answer to everytin.
Come on Rick-ay!!!!!!

Definitely worth #117 Hitman, thanks for the laughs!