Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

I have to go running and screaming back tp BIG H's ass nibbling thread.....becoming confused but yet slightly .......mystified :ziplip:;D;D

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Originally Posted by Andre

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it? ;D

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:lol:

Reminds of the a joke where 2 fellas go to the urinals they leave a urinal empty between then when suddenly a tall, big, black man walks in and takes the empty urinal. He unzips his pants and pulls it out. The 2 friends both looked down in shock and disbelieve. The man walks away and 1 of the friends says to the other "Did you see that, holy shit! did you see the size of that?" The friend replies "Wait a minute, I'm still trying to figure out if he was taking a piss or did he bring it to drink water..."

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Hahahaha,Classic.

Think I told you this one before, but a great trick when in front of the piss trough and everyone is in that slience uncomfortable mode ;You finish your piss tap your shoe lightly against the metal twice and say "Fukkin thing" as you zip up.
Gets a laugh from the smarter ones.

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

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Originally Posted by Diane

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Prove it!! :camera:

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What would you like video or pictures? ;)

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BOTH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lickish:

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Originally Posted by CGM

we should have a contest. :D

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I'll be the judge!! ;D

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Originally Posted by Andre

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it? ;D

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I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

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Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey

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Originally Posted by Andre

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it? ;D

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I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

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ha ha quality

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Originally Posted by Drago

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Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey

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Originally Posted by Andre

Im just over the 6inch mark. But seriously it is the most beautiful dick you have ever seen,i was first in line for perfection.

I once went to the doctors and laid it out on her table."She said "whats wrong with it?'
I said "nothing, its a beauty isnt it? ;D

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I have the stupidest scar on mine,I was asleep and my cat was also sleeping on the bed,I must have had a dream that made the blanket twitch somehow,cause even through two covers,well needless to say I woke up in a hurry and threw the cat off the bed

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ha ha quality

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Thats one of those "funny in hindsight" sort of things.
The cat used to sleep with me all the time,and he liked to play,so Id humor him by flicking my fingers under the covers and letting him pounce on them,with the logic of,hey,it hurts less then if he was hitting bare skin,and it humors the cat. I wasnt awake for most of the incident,but either I moved wrong,or was having a better class of dream,and the giant furball must have thought I was playing.
There is no alarm clock on earth that works as well as a cat claw stuck through two layers of blanket and in to that area. You wake up damned quick

as long as the condom fits, you're okay. ;D



size does matter but knowing how to use it is the most important. I learned it the hard way. wife would complain about some pain.

btw, the next thread should be titled this way " are you circumcised or not?"

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Originally Posted by Diane

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

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Originally Posted by Diane

Prove it!! :camera:

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What would you like video or pictures? ;)

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BOTH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lickish:

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oooh please. :-X

Just shy of 8 inches from the top... No pictures for Diane, mick... check your inbox.



































:-X :-\ You checked, didn't you? :p

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Just shy of 8 inches from the top.

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Ain't nobody want to know about your deep throat skills. Keep that shiit to yourself

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Originally Posted by brucelee

as long as the condom fits, you're okay. ;D



size does matter but knowing how to use it is the most important. I learned it the hard way. wife would complain about some pain.

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the pain of embarrasment :confused:

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Originally Posted by kingfrnk

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Originally Posted by brucelee

as long as the condom fits, you're okay. ;D



size does matter but knowing how to use it is the most important. I learned it the hard way. wife would complain about some pain.

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the pain of embarrasment :confused:

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:rotflmao:

That was funny ;D